10:51PM

S: Having fun clubbing with your friends WITHOUT ME?

J: Stfu you’re the one always out partying with your 139840938095 friends.

S: That’s beside the point.

J: FYI I’ve only had two drinks and
haven’t smoked a single cig tonight.

S: What the heck? That’s unusual for you.

J: Yeah, it is.

S: Why though?

J: Because I know I’ll be coming home to you tonight
and it’s annoying when you whine about the “disgusting”
tobacco taste in my mouth. So now you can’t complain.

S: I don’t know whether to be insulted you just called me annoying
and whiny or touched that you’re capable of being thoughtful of me.

J: You can be both.

S: Okay.

S: You’re a head but I like you anyway.

J: Awwwwww I like you too.

S: Alright, have fun… but not too much fun.

J: Of course, I’m saving my energy for the bedroom.

S: That’s very sweet of you.

J: See you tonight ;)