10:53AM

S: I LOVE KWON JIYONG AND HE IS THE MOST AMAZINGEST
PERSON EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE.

J: Awwwwww baebae, I love you too!

S: Wait what the . I didn’t type that.

S: I typed I LOVE KWON JIYONG AND HE IS THE MOST
AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE.

J: Of course you did.

S: Wait what no.

S: I LOVE KWON JIYONG AND HE IS THE MOST AMAZINGEST
PERSON EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE.

S: I LOVE KWON JIYONG AND HE IS THE MOST AMAZINGEST
PERSON EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE.

J: Awww, stop it you fliiiiirt.

S: OMG I SWEAR TO GOD THAT’S NOT ME.

S: OMG CAN IT STOP DOING THAT.

J: What’s wrong, babe?

S: My phone is possessed by a G-Dragon fangirl spirit or something.

J: Are you sure that’s not just you?

S: No.

S: It keeps autocorrecting I LOVE KWON JIYONG AND HE IS THE
MOST AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE
UNIVERSE to I LOVE KWON JIYONG AND HE IS THE MOST
AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE.

S: Wait no.

S: God. ing. Damnit.

S: This is your doing, isn’t it?

J: My doing?

J: Whatever do you mean?

S: You tampered with my phone, didn’t you?

S: Only someone as self-centred as you would do this.<