9:00AM

J: Stop playing with Daesung and come here.

S: You come over here then. Merong :P

J: No. I’m lonely on this side of the room. Come here.

S: I’m busy hanging out with Daesung hyung ^__^

J: Stop touching him like you’re rubbing it in my face.

S: Well, I am rubbing it in your face.

J: Do you like Daesung more than me?!

S: Of course I do! We have a special relationship <333

J: And WE don’t?! Why is he more special than me?!

S: #DAERIISLOVE.

J: #NYONGTORYISBETTER.

S: You’re just jealous of my profound connection with him.

J: Pfffft why should I be?

J: Everyone knows you’re the president and founder of the Nyongtory Shippers’ Club.

S: What a preposterous claim.

S: Daesung hyung is reading everything you’re saying, you know.

J: I can see that.

J: Why is he rolling his eyes like that? He knows I speak the truth!

J: Daesung-ah! Give Seungri up for me!

S: No, hyung. I’m not giving Seungri to you.

S: We’re deep into conversation.

J: But he’s mine!

S: Sure he is.

J: Just give Seungri back his phone. And stop reading our texts.

S: Whatever.

J: SEUNGRI-YAH.

S: It literall