3:10PM

S: Hey, do you happen to know what happened to my box of strawberries in the fridge?

J: Um. Why?

S: Because I was saving them for later and now they’re gone
and there’s only one other person that uses this fridge.

S: (That person’s you.)

J: Well since it’s my fridge too, everything in there is also mine.

S: But those were MINE!

J: They were OURS.

S: Then you should have eaten them WITH me >:(((((

J: Mmm, they were sooo juicy and delicious too :P

S: You’re a poophead :(((

J: That’s a huge stepdown from “head”.

S: Fine, you’re a tard.

J: That’s more like it.

S: Where the heck are you anyway?

J: On my way home from the store.

S: The store? DID YOU BUY STRAWBERRIES?

J: Yeaaaap. Lots.

S: YAYYYYY. You’re almost forgiven.

J: Almost?

S: Almost.

J: Honestly…

S: What?

J: I didn’t eat your strawberries.

S: Huh. Really? Then who did?

S: D-Gragon?

J: XD 

J: No, I threw them out because they were turning bad.

S: Aw man, really?

J: Yeah. But you know what that’s a sign for?

S: That yo