6:25PM

S: Hey.

S: Heeey.

S: Guess what I have!!!

J: What is it?

S: I said guess!

J: A ?

S: No…

J: Dang.

J: Then what?

S: I HAVE A PEN~

J: OH GOD NOT THIS SONG AGAIN.

S: I HAVE AN APPLE~

J: NOOOOO.

S: UH!

J: WHEN WILL YOU STOP?!

 S: APPLE PEN~

J: NO NO NO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP STOPPPPPP!!!

S: I HAVE A PEN~

J: LALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU.

S: LOL that doesn’t change the fact that you’re reading my texts.

J: LALALA WHAT DID YOU SAY? I REALLY CAN’T HEAR YOU.

S: I HAVE PINEAPPLE~

J: WHAAAAT? STILL CAN’T HEAR YOUUUUU.

S: UH!

S: PINEAPPLE PEN~

Jiyong is offline.

S: APPLE PEN~

S: PINEAPPLE PEN~

S: UH!

S: PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN~

S: *dances*

S: PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN.

S: Okay I’m done.

Jiyong is online.

J: Pheeewww, finally.

S: Unless you want to hear the long version?

J: No, no. I’m quite alright.

S: Hm, suit yourself.

J: What is with your obsession with this song?

S: It’s cuuute. And catchy.

S: PIKOTARO MY IDOL <3333

J: Aren’t I cute? Why can’t you ever show me this much affection?

S: This song is cuter.

J: I’M SCANDALISED! :O

S: You know what?

S: I might ditch you