5:20PM

J: Hey Seeeeeungriii~~

S: I’m literally sitting 5 cm from you, why are you texting me…

J: Because here there’s no limit to what I can say.

J: There are no ears listening to our conversation.

J: Or eyes scrutinising our touches.

J: WE’RE IN A LAND OF FREEDOM.

S: What do you want to say to me that you can’t say out loud anyway?

J: I’m having dirty thoughts of you.

S: When are you never?

J: Those leather pants look really good on you.

S: Well thanks.

J: But I think they’d look better off you.

S: Not now, oppa. We’re in a room full of people.

J: And that’s why we’re in our safehaven that is text messaging.

S: What are you suggesting…?

S: I’m getting a bad feeling about this…

J: Ever heard of cyber?

Seungri is offline.

J: NO, COME BACK!

J: Damnit.