“So a little birdy told me that you have a new friend in town.”

“Ah so you and Amber are talking now.”

“Well it is you who are now ignoring my pleas to see you and I decided to reach out to her like you told me to. She said a certain neighbor has been taking up most of your time.”

“Well yea...”

“Sooo how is that going?”

“You are such a busy-body Tiff.”

“I want to know details! She is basically replacing me so give me the scoop.”

“What is there to tell? Friends...end of story.”

“Oh come on...I know there is more! You are disappearing on me and Amber...do you possibly have a little crush on her?”

“Tiff...”

“Hey it is ok if you are like gay and all. It is America! Freedom be with whoever you want.”

“I may find her attractive.”

“Oh my god oh my god! I knew it! I am so going to hook you two up!”

Goodness...can she be any louder? “You are not going to do anything!”

“Aww why not?”

“This friendship thing is going well...I don’t want to lose that right now.”

“Then...Friends with benefits?”

That sounds amazing but, “No. Friends right now. I like how we are at the moment.”

“Oh don’t give me that crap. You like her and obviously want more. Let me help let me help!”

“But if she doesn’t swing that way...we are still neighbors and it could be awkward after...”

“Stop thinking so far ahead and assuming things. Leave it to me! We can totally make her fall for you or at least see if she likes you in a romantic way.”

“I am scared leaving things to you.”

“Don’t be. I can take care of you well. Trust me.”

This is a bad idea.

“Come on.....”

But I do want more, “fine.”

“Yay! Great! You won’t regret this.”

I really hope I keep two friendships after this. If Tiffany fails, I won’t see Taeyeon again and have to kill Tiffany.