Grandpa Yam and Grandma Yam
Yamashi All the Way'GRANDPA YAM AND GRANDMA YAM' ❤
Written by: aizawanikka, ichigoainosuke
A collection of random drabbles of Yamada Ryosuke and Shida Mirai 60 years from now as a married couple
MICROWAVE
By : aizawanikka
Ryosuke: Mirai, how do you turn on this microwave honey??
Mirai: Just press the on button you old geezer
Ryosuke: Eh, which one is the on button?
Mirai: The red one, honey...
Ryosuke: I've pressed it several times but why won't it turn on?!
Mirai: (Walks towards grandpa yam. As soon as she got there she slap her forehead in frustration) That's our grandson's nose you're constantly pressing on!
Ryosuke: EH?! We already have a grandson?!
Mirai: (rubs her forehead) Here, just... let me take care of the food
HUG HUG
By : ichigoainosuke
Ryosuke: Mirai honey... why are you getting fluffier by the day? (snuggles towards a soft surface with his face)
Mirai: Of course it's fluffy, you're hugging on a freakin' pillow!
Ryosuke: But the face is my Mirai-chan...
Mirai: Of course it is that's my pillow goodie -_-
PUPPY BOO
By: aizawanikka
Ryosuke: Mirai honey, why does the chair moves so much?
Mirai: OH GRAMPS THAT'S KUU, OUR DOG! DON'T SIT ON IT!
Ryosuke: Why does it release some kind of water? And... why.... does it taste... salty?
Mirai: THAT'S HIM PEEING ON YOU, OLD DOPE
Ryosuke: Why does he stink so much now...
Mirai: HE'S POOPING ON YOU NOW
Ryosuke: Mirai, honey... I think I'm getting a bit dizzy...
Mirai: You're probably overdoze on dog poop (sighs heavily) Come on, let me you to bed
THE CULPRIT IS YOU!
By: aizawanikka
Guest: Yamada Sora (Ryosuke and Mirai's future daughter)
Ryosuke returns from his family garden and went towards the opened kitchen door, where his wife is
Ryosuke: Honey, I brought you something! You'll definitely like this! It's got a beautiful color and sweet scent
Mirai: (smiles shyly) What is it honey?
Ryosuke: TADAAA~ (takes out something from behind his back)
Mirai: (eyes widen in shock) OH MY GOD WHO'S UNDERWEAR DID YOU STEAL?!!
Ryosuke: Eh? (stares at the object in his hand) Isn't this a rose?
Mirai: IT DOES HAVE A ROSE MOTIVE BUT THAT IS DEFINITELY AN UNDERWEAR
Sora: (shouts from another room) MOOOM! THERE'S AN UNDERWEAR STEALER! I LOST MY UNDERWEAR!!!
Mirai: (immediately snatches the underwear in Ryosuke's hand and throws it towards Kuu, their dog)
Sora: (appears from the other room and pace towards the kitchen. Then she saw Kuu) So you're the culprit huh? (laughs and approaches Kuu then takes her underwear)
Mirai: (stares at Ryosuke and immediately kisses his cheek) I really don't understand your antics (laughs)
Ryosuke: (smiles back) Guess I'd have to do this more oftenly
Mirai: (smacks his head) You know that's not what I mean! (laughs more)
(end)
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