It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

One Day on Facebook

Nichkhun is bored again.

 

It's almost Christmas.

 

Hm...let's get festive!

 

Clicking Christmas Quiz...now!

 


 

1) What is your favorite holiday?

○ Christmas, of course!

○ Halloween, boo!

○ Valentine's Day ♥

○ nothing. I hate holidays, ba humbug.

○ I like my birthday (:

○ Thanksgiving!

 

2) Did you get gifts for your friends this Christmas?

○ Yah! I'm so excited to give it to them!

○ Hahahahaha....no.

○ Well...I wanted to get them something...it's the thought that counts, right?

○ I at gift shopping...

 

3) How do you wrap your gifts?

○ Ribbons and bows, duh!

○ I use alotta paper and tape...more tape than paper...

○ I just shove everything I can into a Victoria's Secret bag and put tissue paper to make it look nice.

○ I don't "wrap" presents, the people at the mall do that for me.

 

4) What do you do under the mistletoe?

○ Kiss, of course!

○ Think about how much I want a soul mate...sigh...

○ Make-out, teehee

○ Secks

○ Banana

 

5) What's on the top of your Christmas tree?

○ star!!

○ banana

○ mango

○ snowflake

○ Junho

 

6) What do you expect in your stocking on Christmas morning?

○ coal

○ candy canes

○ socks

○ lottery tickets

○ nothing

○ chocolate

○ Junho

○ banana

○ mango

 

7) How do you spend your Christmas day?

○ Party at my house!

○ Ba humbug!

○ Kissing ;)

○ With my family

○ At church...

○ Sleeping

○ Making food for the Christmas dinner!

 


 

Nichkhun Horvejkul . . .

Nichkhun Horvejkul took the Christmas Quiz!

Your result is...You are an elf!

You're kind of plain and boring, so you fit well with the other elves

in Santa's workshop! Better practice wrapping those presents!

Like · Comment · 47 minutes ago · Take Christmas Quiz

8 people like this.

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Jay Park HA. Elf.

43 minutes ago · Like

Nichkhun Horvejkul Look who's talking, 170 cm.

40 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

Jay Park ...

38 minutes ago · Like

 

Jay Park WHAT?!

Jay Park took the Christmas Quiz!

Your result is...You are Mrs. Claus!

Get in the kitchen and bake some cookies, woman!

Like · Comment · 40 minutes ago · Take Christmas Quiz

11 people like this.

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Kim Junsu Wow, that love test was really accurate...

33 minutes ago · Like

Lee Junho COOKEHS.

30 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

Lee Changmin I'm always in the kitchen...

26 minutes ago · Like

 

Jo Kwon Thought so. Always fantabulous.

Jo Kwon took the Christmas Quiz!

Your result is...You are Baby Jesus!

Cute, cuddly, and all around holy, you are the lead man (or should I say, baby)

on Christmas! May the Lord's blessings be with you.

Like · Comment · 38 minutes ago · Take Christmas Quiz

21 people like this.

Im Seulong You are not holy...

37 minutes ago · Like

Jung Jinwoon So...does that mean you can part the sea?

35 minutes ago · Like

Jo Kwon No! That's David!

34 minutes ago · Like

Im Seulong Actually, that's Moses...

30 minutes ago · Like

 

Lee Junho O.

Lee Junho took the Christmas Quiz!

Your result is...You are the Little Drummer Boy!

You just cannot stop drumming! Quite annoying, indeed!

Please consider stopping before you get attacked.

Like · Comment · 35 minutes ago · Take Christmas Quiz

4 people like this.

Kim Junsu So accurate ~

33 minutes ago · Like

Jang Wooyoung I suggest you listen to Mama Facebook.

30 minutes ago · Like

 

Kim Junsu What...

Kim Junsu took the Christmas Quiz!

Your result is...You are Scrooge!

Well, aren't you a little grumpy old man?

You find pleasure watching handicapped children suffer.

Wow, you're mean...

Like · Comment · 29 minutes ago · Take Christmas Quiz

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Jang Wooyoung You are such a mean grandpa...

24 minutes ago · Like

Jo Kwon It's alright Junsu. Tiny Tim was dirty. Nothing even close to fantabulous.

23 minutes ago · Like

Im Seulong Tiny Tim died...

20 minutes ago · Like

 


 

Chansung sighed.

 

Ah, Christmas time indeed. When presents are being wrapped and the crisp winter air fills your lungs.

 

Speaking of Christmas, I wonder what the other members are getting me...

 

I'm expecting a banana doll...

 


 

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Kim Junsu Back in Daegu, I used to make seaweed soup as a tradition on Christmas morning. Good memories, sigh.

Like · Comment · 3 hours ago

Ok Taecyeon Seaweed soup is for birthdays!

3 hours ago · Like

Jang Wooyoung Look, Gramps. You're gonna kill someone with your cooking. That's probably why Tim died.

3 hours ago · Like

Kim Junsu I COOK VERY GOOD, for your information!

3 hours ago · Like

 

Lee Junho ► Jay Park

YOU REMEMBER WHAT I ASK FOR CHRISTMAS? LLAMA PLZ...

Like · Comment · 2 hours ago

Jay Park Oh no dear, I'm going to tell Santa you were a naughty boy and he's going to give you coal instead.

2 hours ago · Like

Lee Junho SORRY! I'LL STOP DRUMMING...

2 hours ago · Like

 

Jo Kwon Alright, errybody. Ya'll know what I want for Christmas? I have high expectations for all of you...

Like · Comment · 2 hours ago

Im Seulong What if we don't meet those expectations?

2 hours ago · Like

Jo Kwon You die.

2 hours ago · Like · 3 people

 

Jang Wooyoung I thought Christmas was a time of loving and giving...

Like · Comment · 1 hour ago

2 people like this.

Nichkhun Horvejkul It is.

1 hour ago · Like

Jang Wooyoung Then tonight, under the mistletoe. Sounds good?

1 hour ago · Like

Nichkhun Horvejkul What if I don't show up?

1 hour ago · Like

 

Jang Wooyoung ► Nichkhun Horvejkul

Listen, let's stop this game of denial. I know you love me. Your heart will break the day I move on to Chansung or something.

You've got to admit, he's pretty y.

Like · Comment · 1 hour ago

1 person likes this.

Nichkhun Horvejkul Oh no! You're moving on to Chansung?! My heart...it's broken...

1 hour ago · Like

 

Ok Taecyeon Can you feel my heartbeat, fangirls? It's beating for you!

Like · Comment · 1 hour ago

19 people like this.

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Kim Junsu Lame.

1 hour ago · Like · 5 people

 

Jung Jinwoon Santa is fo'realz, right?

Like · Comment · 1 hour ago

7 people like this.

Jay Park HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA no.

1 hour ago · Like

Jo Kwon OMG. Jay Park, you are so lucky you are not in Korea right now.

1 hour ago · Like

Jo Kwon btw, Jinwoon. Santa is real. Santa is only fake to those that are group leavers and live in Seattle. *cough*Jay*cough*

1 hour ago · Like

 

Lee Changmin I feel it is my duty to bake some home-made cookies for Santa.

Like · Comment · 1 hour ago

Im Seulong Non-fat please. You know how it is.

1 hour ago · Like

 

Kim Junsu Back in Daegu, I used to wrap presents in newspaper.

Like · Comment · 1 hour ago

Jo Kwon Ew.

1 hour ago · Like · 2 people

 

Ok Taecyeon ► Nichkhun Horvejkul

Okay, as a peace offering/Christmas gift, I shall return to you, your wallet!

Like · Comment · 1 hour ago

Nichkhun Horvejkul Wtf, Taec. Where'd all my money go!?

57 minutes ago · Like

Ok Taecyeon Oh, Chan and I got hungry...

55 minutes ago · Like

 


 

All Chansung ever wanted for Christmas was some nice bundle of bananas. People act like that is too much to ask for.

 

You don't see me running around expecting expensive stuff like Kwon.

 

You don't see me demanding non-fat homemade cookies like Seulong.

 

I'm simple. A boy. I mean, a man.

 

That's right, I'm a man.

 

Get me some bananas, dang it!

 


 

Junsu was startled when he got onto Facebook on his phone to find a new friend request.

 

Well, no. It wasn't the friend request that startled him. It was who that sent the friend request that startled him.

 

Confirm Hwang Chansung.

2 mutual friends

 

Wait a second. Didn't I deactivate my fake account weeks ago?

 

...

 


 

Hwang Chansung For Christmas, I want bananas.

Like · Comment · 47 minutes ago

Jay Park JUNSU!

43 minutes ago · Like

Kim Junsu I swear, it's not me!!!

42 minutes ago · Like

 

Jang Wooyoung ► Nichkhun Horvejkul

Hey, elf ♥ I know how much you like toys...heh. ♥

Like · Comment · 38 minutes ago

Nichkhun Horvejkul GAG.

36 minutes ago · Like

 

Lee Junho MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! AND HAPPY CHANUKAH! AND MERRY NEW YEARS! AND BIRTHDAY!

Like · Comment · 30 minutes ago

34 people like this.

Jo Kwon Better not forget my present, Lee Junho.

24 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

 

Hwang Chansung I love everyone here! Merry Christmas and may I spend another good year with you guys!

Like · Comment · 26 minutes ago

37 people like this.

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Jay Park Hwang Chansung, you are the sweetest little boy I have ever met. Come to Seattle, I will give you a big wet kiss.

22 minutes ago · Like

Jung Jinwoon Don't do it, Chan! He'll take your ity! It's what he did to Khun!!

20 minutes ago · Like

Hwang Chansung ...

19 minutes ago · Like

Jay Park WAY TO GO, JINWOON. WAY TO GO. Now Chan will never love me as I am...

17 minutes ago · Like

 

Lee Changmin Okay, so everyone in One Day is weird. All of them, except me, of course. Santa, please get me something nice this Christmas. ♥

Like · Comment · 13 minutes ago

3 people like this.

 

Jay Park Dear Santa, please get me girlfriend...

Like · Comment · 10 minutes ago

 

Kim Junsu Dear Santa, please take Junho on your way back to the North Pole. My gift to you, old man.

Like · Comment · 7 minutes ago

3 people like this.

 

Nichkhun Horvejkul Dear Santa, please make me ugly, so that Wooyoung and Jay will leave my ity alone...

Like · Comment · 6 minutes ago

10 people like this.

Jang Wooyoung NO!!!

4 minutes ago · Like

 


 

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Ok Taecyeon Well, it seems like Christmas is almost here! Secret Santa, anybody? I feel bad for whoever's getting my present ㅋㅋㅋ

Like · Comment · 5 hours ago

 

Park Jinyoung Merry Christmas, my darlings! I wish you all a prosperous New Year! That means no more slacking, Kim Junsu.

Like · Comment · 5 hours ago

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Kim Junsu I contribute a lot with my voice, hyung. K? Peace out.

4 hours ago · Like

 

Jay Park last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, YOU THREW IT AWAY. :'(

Like · Comment · 3 hours ago

Ok Taecyeon You know, Jay. I think if you stayed, we'd be a group coupling. Like Khunyoung...except we'd be

Taecbeom. TAECBOMB! BOMB, CUZ WE GO BOOM!

3 hours ago · Like

Jay Park WTF.

3 hours ago · Like

 

Im Seulong (insert dumb holiday greeting here)

Like · Comment · 2 hours ago

Kim Junsu well, ba humbug to you too!

2 hours ago · Like

 

Jung Jinwoon Dear Santa, for Christmas, I would like my ity to be kept as it is. Forever...and ever.

Like · Comment · 2 hours ago

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Jay Park Woah, woah, woah, there little one. Let's not be rash. You're just about wishing yourself 100 years of eternal lonliness.

2 hours ago · Like

Jung Jinwoon I don't care-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh! ~ I only want CL...my boo.

2 hours ago · Like

Jay Park wowowowowowwwzerz. Good job, Jinwoon. Now CL is gonna get antis. WAY TO GO. AGAIN.

2 hours ago · Like

Jo Kwon WAIT. What'd you say Jinwoonie?! YOU SAY CL? ...looks like someone's gonna be getting some hate-mail tonight.

2 hours ago · Like

 

Jang Wooyoung ► Nichkhun Horvejkul

I'll be expecting you at our meeting place...under the mistletoe, elf. and don't forget to bring a toy, rawr ♥

Like · Comment · 1 hour ago

 


 

It's times like these when Nichkhun wonders why in the world he takes these Facebook quizzes.

 

They're all no good! It's like cancer on a virtual stick!

 

Hm... Facebook = cigarette

 

Wooyoung = cancer

 

Augh.

 

Nichkhun face palmed.

 

I need to stop...

 


 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

everyone!!

 

JYP and I wish you a fruitful new year! :)

 

and this is a picture of what Jay would've been apart of if the dumb netizens didn't screw everything up >:(

 

teehee ♥

oh and btw! this picture pretty much sums up this story:

 


 

 

 

hehhhe♥♥♥ they're too cute and corny.

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injeong
#1
Chapter 12: "And that means no more slacking off, KIM JUNSU" hehehe. Funny stuff, authornim. Also Jinyoung calling them "my darlings" SO SWEEEEEET Awwww ...
Kkk. 2PM+2AM= HELL YEA ONEDAY!!!!!!
*ok calm down ... Calm down ... Kkk*
and LMAO jiwoonie "what's ity? A colour? Food? Doll?" lol so innocent. :D JoKwon no you dont torture your band mates. No you dont steal Seulong's ity either. You bad boy *tsk tsk*
hehehe, so FUNNEHHHHHH ... Kkk.
Well done, update soon!
A101
milkyboy_khun
#2
Chapter 12: Omg ... I think that this is the first time I've cried from laughing so much.
This is sooooooooooooo good, authornim!!!!!! You are amazing!!!!!! Haahaahaahaa, my weirdo Oneday boys ... *chuckles*
I like the part with Park JiYoung in it. He called them "my darlings" awwww that's so cute. =^_^=
mbk
update soon please? (Jiwoonie so innocent = exact replica of Lee Taemin :)
PuffyBunnyIsLazy
#3
You should totally have CL be a part of this and maybe she could joke about liking Jay or someone LOOL
ViviChenny
#4
Chapter 5: OMG! I'm dying! I can't breathe and my stomach hurts from all the laughing XD

Why of all people did he think himself a Jessica? XL
JjongIsMyBias #5
Chapter 8: these pics are so funny they all seemed like that was really happening
MirzaKun #6
OMG!! Pls you gotta updated! Pls Pls Pls Pls Pls
trullikoi
#7
This story is really funny! Looking forward to update!
MaelOkKhun #8
funny,cute at the same time ><
hiheymondays #9
Update soon! ^^