Oh hello~

Kwon here.

Diva master.

Leopard pants wear-er.

Ahem...

So the author set me up a little task to do. Not really, I actually knocked her out so I could do what I needed.

Well first of all, I notice that the title of the story is "A 2PM Facebook".

...

I. Don't. Think. So.

"A 2PM Facebook"   "Oneday on Facebook"

2AM has every bit of importance in this story as our distant and wild cousins, so I now declare this title invalid.

Actually, how about I scratch everything out and just say "The Fantabulous Life of Jo Kwon: Love, , and Secrets."

Oh, I am such an awesome person.

Hm...speaking of that, let me give you a little teaser of what "The Fantabulous Life of Jo Kwon: Love, , and Secrets." would be.

"The Fantabulous Life of Jo Kwon: Love, , and Secrets."

by Jo Kwon on Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 6:31pm

Jo Kwon is not your regular male. No sir.

He is special, oh so special.

First of all, he can sing. And I mean, sing.

And then he can dance, and I mean dance.

Honestly, he is a Oneday package all in one.

He's got Chansung and Nichkhun's good looks, Jay's Taecyeon's body, Wooyoung's ssanti and kkap powers, Jinwoon's cuteness, Seulong's seriousness, Changmin and Junsu's voice (but better!), and Junho's .

Just saying.

To wrap it all up. He's pretty fantabulous.

Have you ever seen him dance to Britney Spears?

Pure fantabulism.

In the life of Jo Kwon. . .

Nichkhun and Wooyoung would be married. (the cute couple)

Chansung and Taecyeon would be married. (the hot bod couple)

Junsu and Junho would be engaged. (the junbros couple)

Changmin and I would be married. (heh)

Jinwoon would be our child. (♥)

Seulong would be living out on the streets in a cardboard box... (reject!)

Sounds pretty legit.

You jelly?

Then get with some pb and bread and make me some sandwiches.

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Jay Park Why is my name crossed out? Why am I not apart of your gross fantasy?

34 minutes ago · Like

Jo Kwon Because, silly! You're not apart of Oneday anymore!

30 minutes ago · Like

Jay Park But...

28 minutes ago · Like

Ok Taecyeon Me and Chansung? Me gusta

15 minutes ago · Like · 3 people

Lee Junho STOP MAKING FUN OF MY

12 minutes ago · Like

Nichkhun Horvejkul Why would I be married to Wooyoung...

10 minutes ago · Like

Jang Wooyoung Oh yeah~ Khunyoung couple. You know I liek dat.

7 minutes ago · Like · 4 people

mhmmm, just wanted to make this a kwonie chap. gosh, now i have to make a new poster for "Oneday on Facebook". lol (unless someone wannas makes one fer meee)!

teeheeeee :)

taec ♥

click it. you know you want to ♥ ♥