Liebook.com

One Day on Facebook

Facebook is a lie?

 

Facebook is a lie?!

 

How can this be?! If Facebook was a lie, then everything about my life must be a lie!

 

Then I am not a boy, I am a girl! And my name is not Junho! My name is Jessica! And I am from SNSD!

 

Junho sat on his bed, staring at the phone screen.

 

Jay was smart. Jay was reasonable...so was Jay right? Was Facebook really a lie?

 

Or should I call it Liebook, since it is all just full of lies.

 


 

Jessica Jung ► Jang Wooyoung

HI...

Like · Comment · 10 minutes ago

Jang Wooyoung WOAH! JESSICA?! Oh my gosh, I love you. so much...

10 minutes ago · Like

Jang Wooyoung Wait a second...JUNHO?! What are you doing?! Why did you change your name to Jessica?! Are you trying to play with my feelings?!

5 minutes ago · Like

Jang Wooyoung If you think I'll be swayed, THINK AGAIN. My one and only is Khun, so don't even try, okie?

5 minutes ago · Like

 


 

Wooyoung was about to angrily storm into Junho's room and demand why he was trying to trick him. But he clicked on 'Jessica Jung' to view his profile instead.

 

Wooyoung concentrated on "Jessica's" profile.

 

I mean, I knew it was him...the way he typed in all caps...had to be Junho...

 

 

                                                                                                                        Jessica Jung

             

Went to Hanjin University · Lives in Seoul, Korea ·Works at SM Entertainment

 

 

Wooyoung gaped at the pictures of her, entirely entranced.

 

So pretty...

 

He gulped down the saliva that collected underneath his tongue.

 

Could it really be...her?!

 


 

Jang Wooyoung ► Jessica Jung

Sorry for accusing you that you were Junho...I just thought...yeah...you're really pretty... ♥

Like · Comment · 14 minutes ago

Jessica Jung ITS OKAY. AND THANK YOU, YOU VERY PRETTY ALSO.

13 minutes ago · Like

Jang Wooyoung I'm a huge fan...really...a HUGE fan. I mean, Taecyeon argues that Krystal is prettier than you but I think not! Like...you are gorgeous...

10 minutes ago · Like

Jessica Jung HEHE. THANKS.

6 minutes ago · Like

Jang Wooyoung Will you marry me?

3 minutes ago · Like

 


 

When Nichkhun clicked on his news feed, his page exploded with posts exchanged between Wooyoung and...Jessica?!

 

Confused at first, Nichkhun began to read the comments that were being passed back and forth. Weirdly enough, Jessica was typing back in all caps as though her way of flirting was through internet yelling.

 

But then he got annoyed.

 

And he accuses me of cheating on him?!

 

Pft...I don't care. It's not like I liked him....really, I don't care...

 

Okay fine! Maybe a little bit...but that's because he came across like he was interested! Gosh! Leave me alone already!

 


 

Lee Junho, or should we say Jessica Jung?, was happily answering back to Wooyoung's questions about himself (or herself?).

 

Junho liked being Jessica. For once, he felt loved.

 

He liked that feeling. It was warm and tingly like Junsu's backside.

 

Teehee, I like being Jessica Jung ♥

 

Teehee, I like Liebook ♥

 


 

Nichkhun Horvejkul ► Jessica Jung

I know you're not the real Jessica. Who are you and what are you doing to my poor Wooyoung!

Like · Comment · 1 hour ago

Jessica Jung WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OF COURSE I AM REAL JESSICA...I NOT BARBIE DOLL, DUH. I PERFECT, BUT NOT THAT PERFECT!

1 hour ago · Like

Nichkhun Horvejkul ...okay then...why do you have pictures of Junho in your albums? And why do you have a picture of Taecyeon's ? HUH?

1 hour ago · Like

Nichkhun Horvejkul You're a stalker, aren't you! STALKER.

1 hour ago · Like

Jessica Jung STOP IT! I NO STALKER. I JUNHO. ERR I MEAN...JESSICA.

50 minutes ago · Like

Nichkhun Horvejkul ...wow.

47 minutes ago · Like

 

Jessica Jung I SORRY, OK? JAY TELL ME FACEBOOK IS LIE AND I JUST WANT LOVE...NOW I SO SAD...

Like · Comment · 43 minutes ago

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Jay Park WTF. I was kidding!

40 minutes ago · Like

Kim Junsu Way to go, Mrs. Claus. You're gonna be the one with coal in their stockings this Christmas.

39 minutes ago · Like

Jay Park PFT. Oh okay, Mr. Identity Theft. That is a crime, you know.

36 minutes ago · Like

 


 

Lee Junho ► Jang Wooyoung

SORRY WOO. I REALLY JUNHO...

Like · Comment · 9 minutes ago

Jang Wooyoung OMG 

3 minutes ago · Like

 

Jang Wooyoung ► Jay Park

Please don't tell Junho that Facebook is a lie...ever again...

Like · Comment · 3 minutes ago

 


 

kind of a filler chapter, but yeahhh. hehe, if you have ANY suggestions at all for chapter ideas, please do PM me about them.

i would love to hear about it :)

 

teehee, thanks for subbing and commenting guys. it really makes me smile :D ♥

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injeong
#1
Chapter 12: "And that means no more slacking off, KIM JUNSU" hehehe. Funny stuff, authornim. Also Jinyoung calling them "my darlings" SO SWEEEEEET Awwww ...
Kkk. 2PM+2AM= HELL YEA ONEDAY!!!!!!
*ok calm down ... Calm down ... Kkk*
and LMAO jiwoonie "what's ity? A colour? Food? Doll?" lol so innocent. :D JoKwon no you dont torture your band mates. No you dont steal Seulong's ity either. You bad boy *tsk tsk*
hehehe, so FUNNEHHHHHH ... Kkk.
Well done, update soon!
A101
milkyboy_khun
#2
Chapter 12: Omg ... I think that this is the first time I've cried from laughing so much.
This is sooooooooooooo good, authornim!!!!!! You are amazing!!!!!! Haahaahaahaa, my weirdo Oneday boys ... *chuckles*
I like the part with Park JiYoung in it. He called them "my darlings" awwww that's so cute. =^_^=
mbk
update soon please? (Jiwoonie so innocent = exact replica of Lee Taemin :)
PuffyBunnyIsLazy
#3
You should totally have CL be a part of this and maybe she could joke about liking Jay or someone LOOL
ViviChenny
#4
Chapter 5: OMG! I'm dying! I can't breathe and my stomach hurts from all the laughing XD

Why of all people did he think himself a Jessica? XL
JjongIsMyBias #5
Chapter 8: these pics are so funny they all seemed like that was really happening
MirzaKun #6
OMG!! Pls you gotta updated! Pls Pls Pls Pls Pls
trullikoi
#7
This story is really funny! Looking forward to update!
MaelOkKhun #8
funny,cute at the same time ><
hiheymondays #9
Update soon! ^^