.2: No, seriously. you, Oppa.

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''No, seriously. you, Oppa.''

Author's P.O.V:

''Tippay!!'', shouted a running short girl being chased by a very much taller girl,

''Tippay! Yuri is calling me a midget! I'm not a midget!'', she whined as she hugged the called Tippany,

''But Taetae, you are kind of ... too short for your age,''Tippany whispered back as not to let the others hear her,

''WAHAHAHAHA! Even Tiffany thinks your short!!'', shouted Yuri who weirdly enough heard what Tiffany said,
''YAH! KWON YURI! Atleast I'm not a whipped servant like you!!'', shouted Taeyeon while pointing a finger at Yuri,

''Me? Are you talking to me? Me? A servant?! YAH!!''

''YES. YOU ARE!''
''YAH! I'm gunna kick your , you ing midget!!''

''I AM NOT A MIDGET, YOU HEADED SERVANT!!'', while the to were shouting and throwing names at each other like pies thrown at a clown, the room suddenly was very very much colder to the point that Tiffany, who was amusingly watching the two, shivered.

''I will hang you, burn you alive until you die, then revive you, then stab both of you to ING DEATH AGAIN!''

The two friend looked at the source of the voice and both ran away by the sight of a Satan with burning eyes, staring right at them, ''Jessica,'' Tiffany tried to calm he ragging friend but was shut with a glare, ''Didn't I warn you both?! I was trying to get some ing sleep but you just couldn't keep your ing mouths ING SHUT!!''

''S-S-Sorryy, Jessica!'', they both shouted from under a couch,

''Both of you shut up or help me god, I'm going to skin you alive.'', she said with a voice so cold it made the three girls in the room freeze, ''I'm going to get some sleep, and if I hear your voices again ...''

''Got it!''

Jessica went back to her precious couch and lied on it closing her eyes, and thank good, the girl was knocked out in a matter of minutes. A girl with glasses walked in the room, holding some papers in her hands, ''We have a new student,'' she said with her eyes fixed on the papers in her hands, ''Well, not really new. He's been a student in SM High for months now, but today is his first day of actually attending,'' she fixed her glasses and looked at the three girls who ere paying attention to her words.

''So, we'll welcome him to our school then!'', Taeyeon said rather loudly which earned her a punch to the side by Yuri, ''Sica is sleeping,'' she said with a glare.

''Yeah, we'll welcome him. I think we should ask the princ--''

''He's in Krystal's class.'', Seohyun cut Yuri's words, ''His name is Aiden J. Liu, friends with Donghae oppa and Eunhyuk oppa, his parents are divorced, very good with both acadimics and sports, his looks ... I have to say, they are not that impressive.''

''H-How did you know all of that Seohyun?'', asked a flabbergasted Tiffany,
''I have my ways, unnie.''

''See, midget. You're our leader yet our maknae is the one gathering all the information,'' said Yuri circling her arm around Taeyeon's shoulder, the latter just nodded.

''W-Wait .. I'm not a midget!!''

''She's right Yuri unnie, she's not a midget,'' said Seohyun, ''Yeah! Tell her Seohyun!''

''I believe it's due to her inability to grow any taller. I'd guess that Taeyeon unnie stopped growing when she was 14,'' Seohyun said titling her head to the right,
''And here I thought you'll be on my side. you two.''

''That's not a proper word to use, unnie. Anyways we should get ready, it's lunch time already and I'm sure he'll be here sooner or later.'', Seohyun said putting down the papers in her hands on a table near her, ''And where's Minho?'' She asked looking at the girls,

''50 bucks he's making out with a girl right now!'' ansewered Yuri with a smirk,

''You know he has a thing for Sulli you moron, he won't cheat on her.''

''But they're not together Taeyeon,''

''Just shut up. What would a player like you know about things like this.''

''Ah, atleast I'm not a love-struck puppy like someone,'' Yuri sang as she winked at Taeyeon before titling her head to Tiffany,
''OMO! You love someone Taetae?!'' Asked Tiffany with shock, she's Taeyeon's closest friend in the club and Taeyeon told her every dark secret about herself,
''N-NO! I'm not!'', shouted back a madly blushing Taeyeon, but not loud enough to wake the beast up, ''Aish! Let's just get ready! Seohyun, call Minho, tell him to come here now. And you two, go change your cloths,'' Being the leader of the club, she instructed each of them on what to do,

''So, who's doing it?'' Asked a tall guy, who was standing next to a very nervous Taeyeon,

''I don't know. Let's do a poll or something,'' answered Yuri, but after a few seconds of silence she got no reply, ''Guys?'' she called as she looked beside her only to meet air, ''Guys?!'' She called a little louder when she saw her friend hiding behind the couch her and Taeyeon were hiding under before,
''Awww! Why does it always have to be me?!''

''Because you're the only one welling to die by your ice princess, Noona!'' answered Minho,

''Psst! Here it is!'', said Seohyun as she threw the green weapon at Yuri, hoping that Yuri--The sports god, would catch it without a sweat, but that hope was crushed when it landed on Yuri's face, a little too hard for Yuri's liking I must say. The green weapon fell to the ground and Yuri stood still for a few seconds before falling to the ground with a bleeding nose,

There was silence as the two girls and the young boy stared at Seohyun with wide eyes, ''What? Unnie is too weak.'', she said before focusing her attention to the now 'two' knocked out girls, ''Now what?'',

''Where's Soojung?'', spoke Tiffany who was currently holding Taeyeon's arm tightly, ''Maybe she's with Sulli. I'll give her a call,'' answered Taeyeon,

Five minuted passed with none of the two girls moving, ''Ugghh! What did you do this time?!'', shouted a young goddess who just entered the room (A/N: Krystal Jung is a ing goddess and no one can deny it.)

''We did nothing! It's all Seohyun's fault!'', replied Minho from behind the couch,

''You made her throw the cucumber again?'', she sighed when he nodded, ''What the heck were you thinking?! You Seohyun unnie is a hulk in disguise!'', she said and immediately received a deadly glare from Seohyun, ''It's the truth.'', Taeyeon, Tiffany and Minho mumbled.

''Okay, let's do this already!'', Soojung spoke as she rolled up her sleeves, ''Taeyeon unnie, come hold the cucumber. No way in her I'm touching that.'',
''Aye aye, ma'am!''

''Oppa, carry Yuri unnie to the couch, carefully.''

''Aye aye, princess!''

''Tiffany unnie, please hold Jessica's legs.''

''Okay!''

''Taeyeon unnie, I'll hold her hands and on the count of three do it. Got it?''

''Got it!'', both Tiffany and Taeyeon saluted,
''1 .... 2 .... 3 ! Do it now!!''

''YAAAAAAAAH!! HOW THE DARE YOU??! LEAVE ME ALONE!! I'M GOING TO ING KILL YOU KIM TAEYEON!!''

''TIPPANY!! HOLD HER TIGHT SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!''

''I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU!! ING ALIVE!!''

''AH! JESSICA! CALM DOWN ALREADY!!''

''YOU!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!''

''MINHO!! COME HELP US WITH THIS ING BULL!!''

''YAH! MINHO! PUT ME THE DOWN!!'', shouted the ragged bull-- Jessica who was now carried on Minho's shoulder, ''Calm down first, Noona.'' he replied calmly, ''Unnie, calm down already!''

''You! Do you call yourself my sister?!''

''W-What happened?'' asked a very confused Yuri who just woke up from her mini coma,

There was shouts and screams in the host club, the teenagers in the room were oblivious to the fact that there was a young 'man', standing by the now opened door of the room, with eyes wide open, and mouth nearly touching the ground. The first one to notice the 'boy' was Yuri, followed by Taeyeon and Tiffany who were each holding on of Jessica's legs who was punching Minho's back who was carrying her, and Seohyun along with Soojung were both trying to wipe the blood covering Yuri's nose and mouth--Yes, Seohyun did throw that cucumber too hard.

There was a minute of silence, the people in the room staring at the boy, and the boy staring back at them, as if automatically they said together,
''Welcome to SM High's, Host Club!''