"Oh my gosh you guys have the same last name! You should marry each other!"

"You guys should marry each other so you don't have to change last names!"

These words had always been the bane of Choi Sunmi's life for as long as she could remember. Why did little kids have to be such obnoxious, simple creatures? Didn't they know that life was more complicated than just marrying some random person with the same last name? What Sunmi couldn't understand was why this joke stuck with her all her life. It's been 13 years since it's been going on, just when would it end? Never, apparently.