Series 1: My Carrots Murdered A Girl??!!

''Oof!..'' exclaimed Doyoung as he fell face down on the muddy trail. Wipping the mud away from his face,he looked up to see that his freshly harvest carrots were all scattered on the ground. '' MY CARROTS!'' he hollered as he quickly scurried to pick up his beloved,hugging it as if it were a baby. '' My love.'' he smiled and kissed the carrot,caressing it gently. After the short reunitement with his carrot,he went to pick up the others and put them in the basket carefully. It was until he was done with his job that he noticed a female body lying down not too far away from the basket,he shrieked and hid behind his basket as if it wasn't obvious he was there.

'' My carrots killed a girl.'' he whispered to himself,cold sweat starting to form on his forehead.

Slowly yet with precise movements,he made his way over to the body. Never in his life had he heard of carrots killing someone,or was it just him? Vegetables are supposed to be good for health anyway,unless if there was some spell in it? Was he going to be the next victim of being murdered by carrots? Are humans going to face extinction because of carrots? ''They might take over the whole universe!!'' 

Doyoung shook his head,those wild fantasies were just getting to him,he must've eaten too many carrots or watched too many cartoons. '' Gahhh I wish Hansol or Johnny was here with me,at least they would know what to do other than freak out.'' 

'' Woah...'' Doyoung stayed in his same position,admiring the girl's mesmerizing beauty. Though the paleness of her skin was obvious,it couldn't hide her hidden gem. Every detail of her face was absolutely captivating,Doyoung was slowly melting on the inside as he came closer to her. Sure,there were many beauties in the village,but this girl. Somehow, no one could best her beauty. Even her beauty itself is a beauty,it was unique. He couldn't help but to brush his hand softly on her delicate skin. She was like a magnet,drawing him closer to her as if he was hypnotized. 

It was until he heared his name being called out that he snapped back into reality,turning to face Jaehyun's bemused expression. '' What are you doing, bro? Pedo!!'' teased Jaehyun. Doyoung then stood up and pushed his bro towards the girl and Doyoung found Jaehyun in the same position as him just now. Jaehyun was attracted to her as well,his eyes trailed all over not only her face but her body too. Doyoung,who stood beside him,noticed it and nudged Jaehyun. 

Jaehyun turned around with an annoyed expression plastered on his face. '' What?'' he growled. 

Doyoung scoffed at his rude behavior and looked away from Jaehyun. '' And someone said I was a pedo,look at him.'' he muttered,but Jaehyun's sharp ears caught his words and he went to Doyoung's side. '' I was admiring the love of my life,until you came and ruined it.'' Doyoung purposely emphasized the words ''you'' and ''ruined'',giving Jaehyun a hefty shove that almost made him fall. '' Hey watch it!'' Jaehyun cried and followed after Doyoung like a dog following its master. 

They soon found themselves in front of the girl once again,this time wondering what they should do. '' My carrots killed her.'' murmured Doyoung as his feet fell to the ground. He looked clueless,he didn't know what to do. Well,what could he do? If he touched her,he'd leave finger prints. And that would mean his life would be at stake. He then started to think of what criminals would do in situations like this. Bitting his finger in frustration,he ruffled his hair that took him hours to style. '' What are we gonna do? Jaehyun....'' Doyoung paused and firmly grasp Jaehyun's hand in his. '' I murdered someone.'' 

Instead of comforting the poor fella and give him some ideas on how to dump the body,Jaehyun let out a burst of laughter in Doyoung's face. Carrots could kill people? That was the most stupid thing anyone has told him! Of course vegetables can't harm you! Heck,carrots aren't even sharp enough to stab a person. Admist his laughter,Doyoung looked at him in disbelief. At times of danger where you rightfully should be giving someone a hand and probably patting your bro on the back,Jaehyun decides to laugh? And in his face especially? Meanwhile Jaehyun was still laughing his heart out,hugging his stomach as he collapsed to the ground,still laughing. 

'' Look..'' Jaehyun only managed to spill that word out before going back to laughing. Doyoung decided to ignore him from now on but he did look over at the girl. ''You want me to go to the love of my life? I would gladly do that!'' he said as he went over to the girl.

Jaehyun finally managed to stop laughing when Doyoung was at the girl's feet. '' She's breathing for goodness sake! Open your eyes,lover boy!'' Jaehyun announced it loudly for the whole world to hear. Doyoung,who saw her chest moving up and down,scratched his neck nervously. '' I guess no carrots tonight?'' he implied.

Jaehyun let out a chuckle before replying Doyoung. '' Romeo,oh Romeo. Has Juliet blinded you already?'' he teased.

Doyoung rolled his eyes as he bent over and pick up the girl. This time,however,pain arose all over his body. He fell to the ground,feeling paralyzed. Jaehyun ran over to him,shakking him vigorously. '' What happened bro? Were you shot by the power of love?'' he joked.

'' This is no time for jokes!'' Doyoung burst out in anger. The numbness wore away quickly as he went to the girl again,trying to pick her up once more but the same thing occured. '' Jaehyun,you go try.'' 

'' Why? Heart brokened cuz she didn't choose you huh?'' 

'' Would you stop with your jokes and do what I say?''  Doyoung exploded. Jaehyun instantly ran towards the girl. His foot accidentally made contact with her legs and the numbness came in. Jaehyun had fell flat on his face in the ground just like how Doyoung fell down earlier. Doyoung couldn't help but the let out an exaggerated laugh. 

Jaehyun's grumble was heard though it was muffled by the mud. '' The sun's going down soon,and we can't bring her back to our cottage.'' said Doyoung as he let out a sigh. '' You should've called for help earlier instead of teasing me!'' Doyoung complained.

The effect wore out soon,and Doyoung stood up and ran to the cottage before informing Jaehyun. '' I'm gonna go call the others. Home is not too far away,I'll be back in no time. For now,stay still.'' 

'' Do I look like I have a choice?'' Jaehyun pointed out that he was in the mud with his mind,not knowing Doyoung had already left. 

'' At least I got the girl!'' 

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How did you like this chapter? ^-^ 
Carrots can kill you,so don't eat it ;) 
This chapter is inspired by the almighty!!!! *drum rolls*
      
I know I haven't been updating lately,but just to let you guys know I'm updating based on my mood from now on.
To produce good work,I need cabbages and mood. And bubble tea and ice cream. And green tea. And the list goes on. 
But seriously,I will be working based on ma mood from now on. I find that it's better for both me and you. You get quality work instead of rubbish dumpster deserved work. Hope ya understand me :)

-Tam Tam-