It was late at night and Namjoon was just finishing his own laundry that day when he found out that Yoongi has not sleep yet. The older was still in his jeans and shirt while glued his eyes on his laptop's screen. He sighed slowly and sit not so far from his boyfriend while started to fold the laundry.

Yoongi has been crazy about Hogwarts lately, thanks to Namjoon himself who has been so busy re-read all of Harry Potter series for the past two weeks and ignored the older in the process. And now Yoongi was kind doing some revenge but while doing so, it seemed like he really fell in love with the magical world which was hidden very well from Muggle world. Thus, Yoongi has been searching about all what he could learn about the world, especially Hogwarts. 

He even had an account in pottermore so he could know which house he was belong to and what kind of wand chose him. Later he found out that he was sorted to Slytherin the very least house he imagine himself with. Namjoon once reassured him that Slytherin was cool and not bad at all because all the greatest wizard came from that house, even Merlin himself. But Yoongi still felt bad because He-who-could-not-be-named was from Slytherin too. Hey, even if he looked like he did not give a , he was actually care about his surrounding thank you very much.

Yoongi even asked the other members which houses they belonged to and none was in Slytherin. "I am a Slytherin too, Hyung!" Jungkook screamed excitedly but Yoongi just ignored him because of course Jungkook would've made it there. 

"Hyung, you've been on your computer since this afternoon. Please take a shower and change your clothes." Namjoon said carefully once he finished folded all the laundry.

"I can't believe every test that I took in every quizzes in internet sorted me into Slytherin!" Yoongi nearly screamed his lung out of frustration. And he finally gave up and shutdown his laptop.

"But Slytherin is awesome and being a Slytherin is not as bad as you think, hyung." Namjoon said while rubbing his chin slowly. "I want to be sorted in Slytherin too." added Namjoon.

And that reminded Yoongi that he didn't know which houses Namjoon belonged to. "So, Which houses did the sorting hat sort you into, Namjoon-ah?"asked Yoongi.

Namjoon lifted his eyebrow and stared at Yoongi unamused. "Seriously, hyung? You don't know your own boyfriend's house?"

"Well, it slipped my mind. Now tell me, which houses?"

"Only after you take a shower and change to your pyjamas."

"Ugh fine!" Said Yoongi annoyed. Because Namjoon always had a way with words. "You and your ways!"

And after Yoongi showered and changed into his pyjamas, he walked straight to their shared bedroom and laid down next to his boyfriend. "So tell me, which houses?" asked Yoongi again. He was so damn curious, even though he had something in his mind of which Namjoon's house is. But he just wanted to make sure.

Namjoon then stared at Yoongi with his sleepy eyes -because it was two in the morning and he was so tired after doing some laundry-, and smiled lazily when he saw how adorable Yoongi face was.

"I'll just say this once okay," Namjoon started and when Yoongi did not say anything he continued, "The sorting hat had a say that I belonged in none of the house in Hogwarts, hyung. Because apparently, I have always been belonged to you." 

The fact that Namjoon literally slept soundly a second after said that cringed-worthy words was amused Yoongi to no end. Yet Yoongi was still grateful, at least his sappy boyfriend did not see how red his face right now and how fast his heartbeat was.

Damn you Kim Namjoon! You will be the death of me for sure, cursed Yoongi in his mind while trying to sleep.

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