I stared at her for a little bit, I can’t get over the shock….

“Ms. Kim, in no disrespect when I say this, but I’m a male!” I said, she came up to me and hit my chest, which made me jump… a WHOLE lot,

“It doesn’t seem like it child!” she said, “Even though it’s little, it’s enough to tell that you’re a girl! Plus! You don’t have an adam’s apple! ALSO! You hesitated when I told you that you were a girl!” she said pointing to my neck.

Is it that obvious?

“Plus, in the angle you’re in, it’s obvious you have some girl pride!” she said hitting my back,

Does she mean my chest?! She just called it tiny!

“I’m right, aren’t I!” she smirked, I hesitated,

“Y-yes, but please don’t tell the members!” I pleaded,

“Why? It isn’t safe for a pretty young lady as yourself to pretend to be a boy” she said,

“It’s because of the fans I have to be a guy! Also, some of the members are loud mouths so I can’t tell any of them” I said,

“Who doesn’t know that you’re a girl?” she questioned,

“Well, the ones that do know are Donghae, Siwon and Henry, but Henry’s not here right now, Oh! And Kangin, and Hangeng also” I said, she stared at me for a long while,

“Aigo! The poor girl! So have they done anything to you yet?” she asked,

“U-um” I blushed,

“WHAT. DID. THEY. DO?!” she stared at me,

“Well, they make me do weird things I guess…. It’s nothing really” I lied,

“Fine, but do they force you to cook?” she asked,

“Usually, it’s either me and Ryeowook, but we play games to figure out who cooks” I said,

“And who usually cooks?”

“… I do….” I sighed,

“Aigo! Poor thing! Are the guys mean to you?” she questioned,

“At first, it was Leeteuk, but we’re ok now” I said,

“Is my Yesung nice to you?” she asked,

“Yeah, he’s one of the first members who was nice to me” I smiled, “Although he is a bit turtle obsessed….” I trailed off,

“That’s my Yesung” she sighed in relief, “So… Why are you scared of the fans?” she questioned,

“Some of them… Are violent…” I shuddered remembering the time when the ELFs beat my up because they thought I was dating the members…

"Like what?" she asked,

"Well... They once beat me up until i was unconsious because they thought i was after the members" i said

(Chapter 8-9 in living with famous idiots)

“Aigo! Poor you!” Ms. Kim gave me a tight hug,

“Yeah, it’s a bad experience” I sighed,

“You’re so skinny! Have you ever lost any weight while you were in Super Junior?” she asked, I nodded,

“About… 10  pounds already I believe” I sighed,

“How long have you been staying with them?

“A little while” I said, like… 5 months?

“Omo! What have they done to you?!”

“Well, whenever I cook, they would eat it all before I could, so I would have to go to the grocery story at night to buy snacks, that’s why I only lost 10 pounds rather than 20” I said,

“What do you like to eat?” she asked,

“I’m sorry, what?”

“What have you been wanting to eat?” she questioned,

“W-why?” I questioned,

“Aigo! Are you going to make an elder wait? Hurry up and make a decision!” she said,

“R-right!” I said, and thought for a bit, aigo! So many thoughts came in my head! “Clams, black bean noodles, cucumber kimchi, kimchi pancakes, kimchi dumplings, potatoes, egg rolls annddd… fishy cake!” I said and clapped my hands,

She laughed a bit, “You’re too cute! Fishy?”

“Yeah, ha, it’s a lot isn’t it” I nervously smiled,

“Nope, because of Yesung, I have a hard time deciding what to cook” she laughed, I smiled back at her, she’s TOO cute!

We took the elevator to our floor, I opened the door and-

“YAH! WHERE’S TANGKOMA?!” Yesung yelled,

“Hyung, you gave it to Alex” Donghae said,

“BUT ALEX IS DOWNSTAIRS!” he yelled,

“I gave it to Kyuhyun” I said, walking into the house,

“Kyuhyun?!” he stared at Kyuhyun,

“I gave it to Ryeowook” he said,

“Ryeowook?!” he turned around, but Ryeowook wasn’t there, then he ran desperately into Ryeowook’s room,

I looked at Yesung’s mom, and she laughed,

“That’s my Yesung for you!” she giggled and walked towards the kitchen,

My jaw dropped when I saw what she was carrying,

6 bags full of cucumbers….

She started to cut them,

 “Ms. Kim! Let me do that!” I said,

“Are you sure? It’s no bother, it’s only cutting cucumbers” she said,

“It’s ok, I have nothing to do anyway” I smiled, and started to cut the  50 something cucumbers that she bought for us,

“Aigo! You’re too cute!” she said patting my head,

“Thanks Ms. Kim” I smiled,

“Aigo! Ms? Just call me mom” she smiled,

“I don’t think I can just now” I smiled back,

Aww! She’s too cute!

I was cutting the cucumbers, but then somehow… IN SOME WAY… Mirotic came into my head and I started to hum to it. (click on Mirotic! You'll know what it is!!)

“Alex, can you cut this for me?” she asked,

“Alright” I said, and started to cut the kimchi, “I got you~ ou~ under my skin” I quietly sang,

~~Donghae POV~~

I stared at my baby sister helping Ms. Kim,

Ah! Don’t hurt yourself with that big knide Alex!

I stared at her, she’s too cute! And she didn’t notice me! Hehe~

After a while, she started humming to Mirotic

“I got you~ou~ under my skin” she sang

OMO! My baby sister can sing!!

Aigo! This is the happiest moment of my life! Nothing can take this away

“Hey Donghae, we have a radio show” Leeteuk said pulling my away from my seay,

“NOOO!!!!” I yelled reaching my hand out,

My sister turned around and stared at me,

Please Alex! Save me from this!

“Donghae!”

YES! YES!! Alex! I wanna stay here and hear you sing for once!

“Have fun at work! While you’re at it, can you buy me some chips?” she asked,

ALEX!!!

“Let’s go Donghae!” Eunhyuk skipped away,

~*Alex POV*~

~*A while later*~

No one was home…..

I thought Leeteuk said that NO ONE had activities today!

Ugg… that liar!

MEANWHILE! I’m at home, alone with Ms. Kim! Eating the nice cucumber kimchi that she made for me (I love her sooo much!) at 6 PM!

“So Alex~” Ms. Kim said,

“Yes ma’am?” I looked at her, taking another bite of the cucumber

“Who do you like so far in Super Junior?” she asked,

I choked,

“B-Bwoh? What do you mean?” I questioned,

“Well…. Let me rephrase that! Are you really dating Kyuhyun?” she looked at me,

“U-uh, no ma’am! Sorry about earilier! We were just joking” I nervously said,

“Oh~ Ok, cause I really thought you two were a couple” she said,

“Really?” I nervously smiled,

“Then, are you dating anyone?”

“U-um” I blushed, I wanted to say Henry, but we aren’t dating…. Nor did we ever date….

“Pardon me if I’m intruding, but who is it?” she questioned,

“N-no one” I blushed,

“Then you’re interested in someone?” she asked,

“…” I touched my cheeks, they’re burning right now,

“Give me a hint!!” she said staring at me, I stared at her, “Please?” she asked,

I hesitated, then I put my fingers into an “M” sign. She looked at me, then clapped her hands,

“It’s someone from Super Junior M isn’t it!” she smiled,

How are moms all so smart? I was hoping she was thinking of some other group! Like... MLAQ! (Thanks to Korea, i've gotten to know more Korean people)

“M-maybe” I blushed, she thought a little bit,

“Let’s see, which member is not in any other subgroups….”

Aigo! How can one person be so cute?

“It must be either Hangeng, Henry or Zhou mi!” she smiled,

Wow she’s good!

“M-Maybe” I blushed playing with my fingers,

“And since you said that Henry and Hangeng knows… I’m guessing that it’s one of those two…” she stared at me,

Is she smart or what!

“Hm…” she stared at me,

“Wow, this kimchi is good” I said trying to change the conversation,

“Hm… is it chubby cheeks, or the Chinese guy that you’ve fallen for?” she stared at me,

I squeezed my cheeks,

“It’s Hangeng?” she questioned,

Aigo! So close! She picked the guy who always seems to kiss me before he leaves!

I shook my head,

Then my phone rang,

SAVED BY THE PHONE! I ran to pick it up,

“Hello?”

“Oh! Alex!” Henry started

“H-henry?” I blushed right away, right when I was talking about him,

“Miss me much?” he joked, I smiled,

“Stupid” I mumbled,

“Why am I stupid?!” he retorted,

“Because you are” I said, “Why’re you calling?” I asked him,

“Because I missed you” he said, “Is Donghae near you?” he asked

“No… Why?”

“Darn it! I wanted to say things that’ll bug him”

“Like?”

“Making him think that we’re dating” he said,

“Idiot~ If you would had done that, he would had killed you”

“Yeah, but I want to see how he would react” Henry teased,

“Henry, hold on” I said, I turned around to Ms. Kim, and bowed to her, “I’m sorry, but can I be excused?” I asked her, she nodded, I quickly walked to my room, “What would you have said?” I asked,

“I probably would had told him the times we kissed” he said, I blushed even harder,

“Idiot! What if he kills you?” I asked him,

“What’s wrong with that?” he joked,

“Besides! Why would you want to?” I blushed,

“No reason, I just miss him being obsessed over you”

“Why?”

“Because it was fun!” he laughed,

“But why were you going use me?”

“Because, it’s true isn’t it? It was fun kissing you” he said,

“Eh?”

“Henry~~” I heard a girl in the background (of Henry’s side) complain, “Henry~ Help me~” she whined,

“Who was that?” I asked him,

“Oh, some girl I met at the college”

“Henry! Help me! I can’t get this right!” she complained,

“Oh… I see” I mumbled,

“Anyway, what were we talking about?” he asked,

“Kiss” I said,

“Oh that’s right! Anywho, uh… Wait! What are you doing?” he asked,

“Um, I was-”

Then I heard a “Chu~” sound,

“Henry~ Who are you talking to?” the girl asked,

“My friend” he said

“So you enjoy kissing her more than me?” she asked,

… What?

“What?” Henry asked

“Don’t you remember last night?” she asked, and I heard another kiss go on,

My heart started to ache….

“Get off me!” he said, “Anyway, Alex”

“… Jerk” I mumbled,

“What? How am I a jerk?” he asked me

“You know how I feel about you, and yet you’re doing this to me!”  

“What, no, Al!

“Stupid Canadian! Stupid Chubby cheeks! You think someone’s feelings can be easily lost?!” tears started to form,

“I-I didn’t”

“Henry, you don’t understand do you?! My feelings are still towards you”

“Look, Alex”

“No, you listen! When I said I liked you, I really meant it! I was the idiot who fell head over heels over a jerk like you! And all this time, you’ve been playing with me! Kissing me, making me think that we have a chance! But I guess New York was a place where you can sleep with any girl you want! WASN’T IT!?”

“Alex!”

“Haven’t you hurt me enough?!” I started to cry, “Stop being nice to me when you don’t feel that way towards me! Heck! Have fun with that girl if you want! If you think you’re the best I could fall for, you’re absolutely wrong! So go! Have fun with that girl!” I yelled

I hung up on him.

I wanna cry so much right now…

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Hi guys! i'm gonna leave you ppl in suspense for a while because i have to do a fundraiser for my school!! (yay~ walking around asking ppl "Would you like to buy some candy?" ;w;) Aigo! Anywho! sorry that this chapter is super long since SOMEONE wanted a longer chapter ;) SO! TADAAAA!!!! so yeah... hehe! Also! Mirotic is SERIOUSLY stuck in my head! I love it soooo much!! Idk y though... I barely even listen to DBSK! who knows! I might make Alex into a cassie lol x3

Anyway! Fighting! and I Love you!! :D