Hwajae: Enjoy a selfie of Jongin
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Kai: Why would you

Jihyun: How did his selfie even get in your phone in the first place?

Kyomi: I sense something suspicious going on~

Hwajae: I didn't do anything, he took it when he had my phone

Jihyun: So it means that you two were together for him to take a photo using your phone

Hyerin: Exposed!

Kyungsoo: They definitely met up today, I saw Kai with that shirt this morning

Kai: I could've worn it on other days too

Jihyun: Yes, but that also means you met her on other days too

Hwajae: I should not have sent that photo

Hyori: She's hiding something

Hwajae: You can't prove anything, woman

Jihyun: I think the fact that Kai picks you up everyday after lessons is proof enough

Hyori: I can't deny that

Eunmi: Ooh I saw him outside our school waiting for Hwajae before!

Jihyun: And guess what? I ditched you so I could follow you secretly yesterday! Payback is sweet!

Hwajae: You followed us?

Kyungsoo: Karma, she said

Hwajae: What did you see?

Jihyun: Seems like someone is guilty of her actions~

Kyungsoo: And Kai's a skinship monster

Kyomi: Are you two together right now?

Hwajae: Why would I tell you?

Kai: Yeah

Hwajae: Jongin!

Hyerin: As in relationship-wise?

Kai: Nah just physically side by side right now

Kyungsoo: Please tell me you're using protection

Jihyun: Payback is sweet!

Hwajae: We're not doing anything weird

Jihyun: Hugging and kissing aren't weird

Hwajae: To you and Kyungsoo

Kyungsoo: I have every reason to believe that they're progressing faster than us

Jihyun: Agreed

Kai: You agree with everything he says!

Jihyun: No I don't

Hwajae: We'll be the judge of that

Hyerin: But have you and Kyungsoo kissed?

Hyori: I’m expecting a ‘yes’

Kyomi: I want a ‘yes’!

Kyungsoo: Why has this group become some group for girls to squeal over people kissing?

Hyerin: Still waiting for your reply…

Jihyun: No we haven’t

Kai: And Kyungsoo gets ignored

Eunmi: It’s perfectly normal for people to kiss, so you two can kiss to your hearts’ content!

Jihyun: What the hell, no

Ji ae: Kyungsoo didn't say anything

Kai: Means he wants it

Hwajae: Well, he can’t say that he doesn't want it either

Kyungsoo: I have no suitable response for this

Kai: Respond by planting a kiss on Jihyun. NOW

Jihyun: We decide when these things happen, so stop saying that!

Kai: Jeez okay

Jihyun: Back to Jongjae though
What are you two doing side by side?

Hwajae: Texting

Eunmi: No, no, no! Enjoy your time together and put down your phones!

Ji ae: You should listen to Eunmi

Hyori: And spend some quality time together

Jihyun: With a glass of champagne and each other’s company

Hwajae: I will end you

Jihyun: Just try

Kyungsoo: I’m curious about where they’re at though

Kyomi: Are they in either’s house? :O

Kai: That’s for Squishycookies, we meet at public places

Jihyun: So it’s not the first time?

Hyerin: So it’s a date? :D

Hwajae: It’s not a date

Kyungsoo: You can hear Kai’s heart breaking in the distance

Jihyun: Into millions of pieces

Ji ae: So there are two couples in here now?

Hwajae: Just one, Squishycookies

Jihyun: Jongjae is becoming canon, if not already

Hwajae: Please be more concerned about Squishycookies

Kyungsoo: We’re official already, so we have to care for you and Kai now

Hyerin: OOH

Kyomi: Kyungsoo is reinstating that Jihyun is his

Jihyun: What the hell?

Kai: You can’t deny that

Kyungsoo: Whatever. Now it’s time for Jongjae

Hyori: You know you’re just making it worse right?

Ji ae: I ship Jongjae and Squishycookies!

Eunmi: Ship! Ship! Ship!

Hyori: Wait a minute… I just read the messages and I saw that Squishycookies meet at each other’s houses on dates? (Something Kai said)

Jihyun: I forgot to deny that

Hyerin: So have you two visited each other’s house yet?

Kyungsoo: No

Kai: But they’re planning to

Jihyun: Shut up Kai, you don't decide for us

Kai: I wonder what they’ll do…

Kyungsoo: I will cast you into the pits of hell

Ji ae: Whoa that’s a little strong

Kai: It’s okay, he says that to me all the time

Jihyun: It’s okay, Hwajae will make him feel better

Hwajae: No I won’t

Kyungsoo: Kai’s heart keeps getting crushed today

Eunmi: Aw…

Kai: I have a strong heart

Kyungsoo: No you don't, you cried when that girl from when you were in middle school rejected you

Kai: Why did you say it here???

Kyungsoo: Payback

Kai: Well that was the past

Kyomi: You cried HAHAHA

Kai: Stop laughing

Jihyun: Hwajae quick! Give him a hug!

Hwajae: No

Kyungsoo: You broke his heart for the third time today

Kai: No she didn't

Jihyun: Don't deny it, Kai

Hwajae: You two make me sound like some really bad person

Jihyun: Then make Kai happy!

Hwajae: Not my responsibility man

Kyungsoo: Fourth time

Hyerin: Now it’s our priority to make Jongjae official

Jihyun: Yes please

Hwajae: No fair, my permission was not consented

Jihyun: Nothing’s ever fair

Kyomi: But do you not want it?

Kyungsoo: She wants Jongjae to happen too

Jihyun: Jongjae~

Hwajae: Squishycookies~

Hyerin: Well she’s not denying anything

Hyori: Am I missing something?

Hwajae: No you’re not

Jihyun: Hwajae wants Jongjae

Kyungsoo: Kai wants Jongjae too

Hyerin: Let’s make Jongjae happen!

Kyomi: We can consult the Matchmaker’s Book!

Jihyun: What’s that?

Hyerin: It’s a book we created for the operations we could carry out when we were trying to make Squishycookies happen. Forgot to introduce it to you, oops

Kyomi: Now we’ll use it on Jongjae!

Jihyun: You guise had that?!

Hwajae: No way I’m allowing any of you to use anything from that book

Jihyun: We can always create new ones

Hwajae: Don't you dare

Jihyun: Or we can just let nature take its course

Hwajae: Good

Kyungsoo: So you want it?

Hwajae: I didn't say that

Ji ae: Well you didn't deny it either

Kai: I now understand how Squishycookies felt last time

Hwajae: I was the one getting teased, don't talk about understanding how they felt

Jihyun: Yeah Kai, where were you? You were supposed to protect her

Hwajae: Don't get started on that

Kai: I’m sorry about that

Hwajae: I’m not asking for your apology god damn it

Jihyun: She’s asking for your proposal

Hwajae: I will end you

Jihyun: She wants it, definitely

Hyori: I have the feeling Jongjae will be a couple that always bickers

Hyerin: I know right?

Jihyun: Agreed

Kyungsoo: Agreed

Kyomi: Squishycookies is not backing down~

Jihyun: This is not a competition of the ships

Hyerin: Yes it is!

Jihyun: No it isn’t

Eunmi: I made most of the Matchmaker’s Book!

Jihyun: Yes Eunmi, everyone knows you’re the matchmaker of the school

Eunmi: Yay!

Hyerin: So have you two kissed yet?

Jihyun: God no! Stop asking!