Hyerin: Good morning to everyone here!

Jihyun: Morning~

Kyungsoo: Morning

Kyomi: It’s like Kyungsoo answers to Jihyun only in here

Kyungsoo: That’s because I don't know anyone in here!

Jihyun: He doesn't know anyone here

Ji ae: They said it at the same time!

Eunmi: They’re meant to be!

Jihyun: How can you even link that?

Hwajae: Anything can relate if it concerns you and Squishy

Jihyun: How about you and Kai?

Hwajae: Shh it’s about you, not me

Kyomi: Yeah don't change the subject!

Jihyun: I ship #Jongjae

Jihyun changed the group name to “#jongjae”

Hwajae: No

Hwajae changed the group name to “Fan Club #squishycookies”
Jihyun changed the group name to “Fan Club #jongjae”
Hwajae changed the group name to “Fan Club #squishycookies”
Jihyun changed the group name to “Fan Club #jongjae”
Hyerin changed the group name to “#squishycookies #jongjae”

Hyerin: Now stop

Jihyun: No

Hwajae: No

Kyomi: Yes

Jihyun: Where’s Kai right now?

Kyungsoo: He’s secretly liking this

Kai: No I’m not

Jihyun: Then you’re openly liking this?

Kyungsoo: Yes he is

Kai: No I’m not

Jihyun: Aww I think you broke Hwajae’s heart

Hwajae: No he didn't

Jihyun: Don't deny it ;)

Hwajae: Whatever, Squishycookies is still the major ship here

Eunmi: Yes it is!

Jihyun: Yeah but you can’t deny that #teamjongjae is real

Hwajae: Well same goes for #teamsquishycookies

Jihyun: Anyway, I’m here already

Kyomi: Here where?

Jihyun: The place we planned to meet today?

Hyerin: Did we plan to meet?

Jihyun: God damn it, is this the plan all along?

Kyungsoo: I see Jihyun but not any one of you

Jihyun: Kyungsoo where are you?

Kyungsoo: Near the fountain

Ji ae: I see you two have met for a date

Eunmi: Go ahead and enjoy your date! Keep your phones for the best experience!

Jihyun: I swear I will kill every one of you when I get back for lessons

Kai: Slow down there, Kyungsoo doesn't like violent girls

Jihyun: Shut up Kai

Kyungsoo: Shut up Kai

Kai: Chemistry much?

Kyomi: Tell us what you two did at the end of the day okay?

Jihyun: Never in a million years

Ji ae: Oh so you want to keep the details of the date a secret? We’re totally fine with that

Eunmi: Yeah we’ll give the both of you privacy!

Hwajae: Ehem privacy

Kai: What kind of things need that much privacy?

Hyori: “Private” things, no doubt

Kai: Please at least use protection

Jihyun: KAI SHUT UP

Kai: I didn't know that you two progressed so fast

Jihyun: You’re the first one on my hit list

Kyungsoo: Trust me, you don't want to be on her hit list

Hwajae: Jongin, you better trust him on that one

Kyungsoo: Why is it only Hwajae calls Kai ‘Jongin’?

Jihyun: #teamjongjae

Hwajae: What’s wrong with calling him that?

Jihyun: #teamjongjae

Kai: Yeah what’s wrong?

Jihyun: #teamjongjae

Hwajae: Stop it with the Jongjae!

Jihyun: It’s only fair that I can ship Jongjae if you guise keep shipping Squishycookies against my will

Hyerin: That is valid, you may continue shipping Jongjae

Hwajae: Hyerin!

Hyerin: I can’t deny I ship Jongjae too

Jihyun: See?

Hyerin: But I’m not forgetting that this is still a Squishycookies fan club chat group

Kyomi: And that you two are still on a date

Jihyun: It’s not a date!

Ji ae: Well Kyungsoo’s not denying it

Kyungsoo: Am I supposed to?

Kai: Kyungsoo is secretly happy about the plan-then-ditch operation

Kyungsoo: No I’m not

Kai: I quote from Kyungsoo, “I didn't say I don't like this operation of yours”

Kyungsoo: You have no proof

Kai: I have pictorial proof from our conversation

Kyungsoo: I hate you

Kai: It’s okay, you just have to love Jihyun

Hyerin: Yes Kyungsoo, listen to Kai and go on your date with her

10 minutes later

Ji ae: They didn't reply?

Kyomi: Must be well on their date together

Ji ae: Oh well, hope they enjoy it

Eunmi: And hope that sparks fly

Hwajae: And hope they get together

Hyerin: And hope they get married one day

Jihyun: What the hell?

Hyerin: Everyone scatter!