Q is for Quarrelsome Luhan

Letter the Forty-third: Revealing no secrets

Deer Luhan,

Not totally sure how you managed to make Xiumin quite as angry as that.  What you said must have been really, really bad.  But hey, one fewer hitlist that you’re on now.

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

…Yeah, not going to go into that.  Still something I’m not proud of.

LuLu

R is for Restive Luhan

Letter the Forty-fourth: Admitting compatibility

Deer Luhan,

I think you must be my soul twin.  Partner in crime works too.  Or you were me in a past life and some amazing time warp thing has happened with wormholes that’s allowed us to co-exist in the same timeframe.

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

You only concluded that after I joined you in China?!  What about all the other times we worked together, even if we weren’t physically in the same place?

LuLu

P.S. We must get together and do another troll at some point.  The manager you knew from China is inviting EXO to his kid’s birthday party – you should tag along and see how he reacts.

S is for Sassy Luhan

Letter the Forty-fifth: Humouring the drunk

Deer Luhan,

I hate lucid drunks.

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

Wow, I love you too.

LuLu

P.S. Self-hatred is unhealthy, dearest.

T is for Taciturn Luhan

Letter the Forty-sixth: Objecting to fun

Deer Luhan,

You should definitely get married in lace.  I would fly all the way over from England just to see it.

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

No.  Just no.

LuLu

P.S. I would actually buy every single ticket on the plane to make sure you couldn’t see that if it ever happened.

U is for Unashamed Luhan

Letter the Forty-seventh: Explaining away nonsense

Deer Luhan,

I’m not sure where you came up with that excuse about your mum for dress shopping, but whatever floats your boat.  Those journalists really must have taken “the