M is for Maladaptive Leigh

Letter the Thirteenth: Asking for advice on how to deal with life

Deer Luhan,

Kudos to you for being eternally patient with all the HunHan jokes.  I don’t know how you manage it, because I can’t, and I’d like some tips on how to keep my patience for scenarios where my mum wants me to go shopping with her, Abbie starts fangirling about K-pop, and when I have to sit through really, really dull lectures at university.  Thanks.

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

Like I said, therapy is key.  Murder is also an option if you have somebody to frame.

LuLu

P.S. Actually, the HunHan jokes kind of stopped after you two started dating.

N is for Nervous Leigh

Letter the Fourteenth: Recalling a highly unpleasant happening

Deer Luhan,

I hope your dad recovers soon and you find your aunt quickly.  Sitting with Baekhyun was the most harrowing night of my life, and I don’t even know him that well.  I can’t imagine how bad it would be when it’s people you actually know.

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

I never thought I’d say this, but sitting with Sehun while they were operating on you after that knife wound is probably the worst thing I’ve ever been put through.  The guilt was even more crippling than the worry.  And the worst thing was that you and Sehun and everybody else weren’t even angry with me.  At least for my parents and aunt it wasn’t my fault and I could watch over them with a clear conscience.

LuLu

O is for Opinionated Leigh

Letter the Fifteenth: Dealing with very, very angry fans

Deer Luhan,

This week, I’ve discovered why I’d never, ever want to be a celebrity.  It’s fine when things are going well, except perhaps a few over-zealous fans who try to steal your underwear, but when things go wrong… you need mental health like a brick wall or a bulldozer of an immunity system.  It’s horrible.  I hope you’re not going to get any of this thrown at you when you come back.

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

Like I said before, therapy is key.  Murder is an option.  Therapy is also an option after murder.

Okay, jokes aside, being stalked is really disturbing.  I haven’t had my underwear stolen yet, but TVXQ sunbaes tell me it’s only a matter of time.

LuLu

P is for Peeved Leigh

Letter the Sixteenth: Wondering where the fun went

Deer Luhan,

I heard somewhere that EXO has a reputation for eating and that D.O. has a reputation for cooking.  Well, actually, I can verify both of those for myself, but food fights?  Why do we never hear about the food fights?

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

You had a food fight?  What did you do to our beloved D.O.?  He flips his sh*t if we waste food like that!

Please come again.  You’ve clearly been the most amazing influence on him.  (The cheesecake he made last night OMG.)

LuLu