A is for Annoyed Leigh

Letter the First: Complaining about the circumstances in which Luhan stole Leigh's phone

Dear Luhan,

Thanks for the coat.  After what you’ve put me through, I think I’m going to keep it, because it’s definitely the warmest coat I’ve ever had.  That said, I don’t want to keep your phone: I want mine back.  If you know what’s good for you, you’ll hand it over before my friend Abbie discovers there’s a K-pop star on the other end when she tries to ring me.

Thanks,

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

You’re welcome, I guess…?

And hey, Abbie isn’t that bad.  She managed to hold a coherent conversation with me for a full twenty seconds when we first talked.

LuLu

P.S. I would have freaked out if I was speaking to me over the phone.

B is for Bothered Leigh

Letter the Second: Reminiscing about the flight in which Sehun discovered Leigh was not Luhan and Leigh discovered what Luhan's name meant (offscreen)

Deer Luhan,

Sehun has just told me that part of your name means “deer”, which I find amusingly appropriate, all things considered.  I wasn’t far wrong in labelling you “Deer Guy” before I learnt your name.  It also opens the door to an atrocious pun on the word “dear” in English whenever I write you o