Just leave me alone, Tae.

If SHINee were YouTubers.

This is actually happening at the same time as the prev chapter so just you know


Jonghyun lazily opened his youtube page. He hates the world. The universe hates him. He have a throat flu and the doctor ask him not to talk too much for a week, or not at all. Jinki freaking cheered when the doctor said that. “Oh hail almighty Lord, I don’t have to listen to you chirping the whole lunch period  everyday for a week.” Well, him too. Does Jinki not understand how painful it is for him to resist talking and singing his heart out?

This also mean that he can’t make new videos whatsoever. Unless he would dance like Taemin-

Oh my God.

46 new private messages. All from one person.

 

[01.58 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Holy Jjong. Jinki just subscribed to me.

[01.59 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: I just messaged him.

[01.59 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Oh God will he think I’m creepy?

[01.59 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: I mean, just because he subbed-

[02.00 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Oh my God Jjong he haven’t replied.

[02.00 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Why aren’t you replying either?

[02.00 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Reply Jjong I’m freaking out.

[02.00 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: you

[02.00 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Jonghyun I’m serious what if he think I’m creepy.

[02.01 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Oh wait nvm he replied, lol

[02.01 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: SHI- CAN WE UNSEND MESSAGES

[02.01 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: DAMN WE CAN’T

[02.01 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I SENT

[02.01 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM:OMG WAIT I’M TRYING TO MAKE THIS RIGHT

[02.02 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Hey Jonghyun, don’t believe Jinki if he said that I said you don’t sing well or something along that line.

[02.02 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Oh man he still haven’t replied.

[02.02 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM:I’m positive he hates me now.

[02.02 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: I swear I was being super creepy.

[02.02 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Omg Jonghyun hug me I’m sad TT_TT

[02.03 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Oh wait, he just is a slow typer I guess.

[02.03 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW CUTE HE IS

[02.03 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: OHMY I’M HAVING FANBOY OVARIES EXPLOSION RN

[02.03 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: SERIOUSLY JJONG YOU KNEW HIM WELL AND MET GO TO THE SAME UNI AS HIM, HOW CAN YOU NOT BE CRAZILY IN LOVE WITH THIS CUTIE PIE

[02.03 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: He said I don’t look like someone who eats. D’AWW BABY SO CUTE TT_TT

[02.03 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: He didn’t know I subbed to him.

[02.03 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Am I that forgetable TT_TT?

[02.04 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Oh, he never check who subbed? That made me a whole lot better.

[02.04 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: I SWEAR JJONG PLS COME ONLINE

[02.04 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: HELP ME

[02.04 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: WHAT SHOULD I TALK ABOUT

[02.05 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Why do we ended up talking about you...

[02.05 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Ugh I’m so awkward.

[02.05 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: I’m an awkward potato.

[02.05 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: ...Oh damn I’ve been found out.

[02.06 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Might as well come clean then.

[02.06 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: God I’m so nervous waiting for his answer.

[02.07 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: HE SAID I’M CREEPY IN A GOOD WAY

[02.07 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: KJFDEHKJFBDJK

[02.07 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: I CAN’T. Why does a being this perfect even exist.

[02.07 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: I am so done

[02.07 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: World isn’t fair.

[02.08 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: om g dis is craycray i kennot he’s purrfect i haet him just-

[02.08 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: HE EVEN USED >///<

[02.08 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: KILL

[02.08 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: ME

[02.08 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: JJONG

 

[02.43 P.M] jjongsongs: YOU. NO ONE SPAMS ME. KILLS YOU.

[02.43 P.M] jjongsongs: AND I KNOW ALL THE S YOU TOLD ME.

[02.43 P.M] jjongsongs: PLUS I’M THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM TO CHECK YOUR CHANNEL OUT

[02.43 P.M] jjongsongs: SO CHILLAX BRO

[02.48 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: Omg really? You told him about me?

[02.48 P.M] jjongsongs: YES REALLY. AND WHAT DO I GET? A SPAM. GREAT THANKS A LOT BRO.

[02.49 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: I will forever be in your debt master. Your wish shall be my command.

[02.50 P.M] jjongsongs: Well actually...

[02.50 P.M] TaeMAXIMUM: I have a bad feeling about this.

 


The two chapter is premade, so I could update that fast.

I don't usually take this fast just warning you >.>

With all school stuff so.

Well... I hope you enjoy all the weird stuff that ran through my mind daily

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2Min_Nim2
#1
Chapter 12: I would also like it if you would continue :)
This is something completely different, so original and funny!
Demitria_Teague #2
Chapter 12: Yes to continuing this. It's funny. It'll be funny no matter where you pick up. :) You have one reader here if you do. ;)
The2minwol
#3
Chapter 12: ALSIWKDUWKCJWKFKDNW OMGGGGGGGG I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO UPDATE THIS OMGGGGGGG
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK!
Yes this has been one of my fics i read when I’m stressed too cuz this is so cute and funny akskfhwkcow
‘If any of you are still here’ lmao there are ppl who still want to read this . I even added this to my fic rec. of course ppl love ur storyyyy
I’m so excited to read the new chaptersss and thanku so much for keeping jjong
❀◕ ‿ ◕❀
gwiboonivy
#4
OH MY GOD THIS ALREADY SEEMS SO INTERESTING AND ORIGINAL I JUST NEED TO COMMENT ON HOW CUTE AND ACCURATE THE FAKE VIDEIS YOU MADE ARE?? And the names oh my god Im dying thekeyforfashion ZNSJXBDB
The2minwol
#5
Chapter 11: Reading this once again.... plz update
The2minwol
#6
Chapter 11: this fic is so amazing and funny. i love this so much agdhdkdkljhkjhjhuh

plz continue!
Demitria_Teague #7
Chapter 11: This was cute and hilarious. Too bad you haven't continued it. It was worth the read though. ^^
LocoShipper #8
Chapter 11: This story really made me laugh so much :'d
I wish you had continued TT.TT
KuroiTenshi17 #9
Chapter 11: I love this so much omfg. I really love youtube au's and it makes me sad that there's not more of them.
I really like yours though. It's really funny and I'm having a hard time not bursting out laughing at 1 in the morning while everyone's asleep.
I LOVE THE SHIPWAR! and making Kai a TaeKey shipper is hilarious.
Please give more oblivious(?) Onew and mischevious Jonghyun! Also some JongKey interaction would be awesome.

My question for Onew is:
"Onew Oppa, who can hold a note longer, you or Jonghyun oppa?"
I WOULD LOVE IF TAEMIN WAS IN THE BACKGROUND TRYING TO SABOTAGE JONGHYUN DURING THIS! <----Just a suggestion though lol.
candyflossgirl
#10
Chapter 11: its too long to wait for another chapter and i read it again and again .. This story was soooo amazing .. Pleaae update .. I miss your update ..