Of Badgers and Massages

Description

Deep in the middle of Europe lies a country,
Two men are on a mission to find--

OKay, one of these two men is on a mission,
A mission to find the best damn beauty parlour around.

Jiyong needs a mani/pedi STAT!
Sadly for a certain hot (now white haired) god
He too is dragged on this quest.

However, something happened said god didn't expect...........

He met a girl!

Not the usual type he sings about either.
A confident, over excitable, happy, beautiful, IMPATIENT girl
.

The best thing was......
She had hair like a badger.

In Taeyang's mind
NOTHING is cuter then a badger.

 

Foreword

Authors Note:

Okay so this a belated *apologies* Birthday fic for my wonderful dongsaeng who is actually someone who writes stories that break the mould. She is a young lady, who is fiery, passionate and completely bonkers of a certain body rolling, muscle bound, weird haired Taeyang.

>>>>>YuxieWuxie <<<<<

Seriously check out her work, you will not regret it.

I never did, she blows me away!
I think it is because she makes different situations and really researches topics she writes about. Which sometimes I am guilty of being lazy off.
Anyway Badger lady, you cute fiesty crazy lady....this is for you...but likely unworthy of you.

It will up within next few days *fingers crossed*

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Amalya
#1
Chapter 1: - haha I like the way you start off with innuendo. Very good hook. And Jiyong's comment is just priceless. heh
- You do have a tendency to use run on sentences though so I would watch out for them.
- Youngbae has the most random comments running through his head. lol I'll give him that though since pleasure makes the mind go to interesting places. XD
- Is there any reason you use four dots (or more) instead of three for the ellipses?
- Masochistic art forms - interesting way of describing tattoos. haha I like it! And we know where Youngbae's head is at. >.>
- Aw. That was a nice touch with adding in the consideration for Youngbae's lack of fluency. Nice attention to detail.
- rofl Nice nod to the GTOP shippers out there. :) And I continue to enjoy the way you bring that tidbit of realism in with your descriptions. 'A sweaty Seunghyun was something to be feared...' lol
- Youngbae's mental commentary is hilarious (incredibly erted and narcissistic as well O.o). The whole Shakespearean bit and the way he described the fans was hysterical. I'm dying over here. ^_^
- Well that progressed quickly. >.> I dance. You dance. Come to my class tomorrow to show dance moves I have no knowledge of and cannot yet vouch for. I like that they're getting on a common interest but that took off really fast.
- So, if you wanted to achieve erted with Youngbae, you definitely did, though he gets oddly sweet at the end there. lol And awkward. Poor baby.
- I also liked the way how you made the story circular in nature. His original musings became a strange truth and things might actually work out in his favor. Maybe.
- The ending was hilarious and a perfect way to taper it off. :)
- You didn't have as much fluff as erted thoughts but the end makes it fluffy. heh Paired with innuendo, it's definitely a decent start at blending the two. And some of those descriptors were very creative. I definitely enjoyed the made up words. ^_^
-Tigress-
#2
Chapter 1: LOL and how could you think tht this was nothing but great??? It was so cute!!! And crazy HAHA >.< I truly dont know how you come up with this stuff, you're amazing 0.o
And maybe Taeyang isn't so vanilla after all HAHA ;)
msvickie
#3
Chapter 1: I almost thought he was going to get off on the massage itself in the very beginning, lol. Wouldn't that be a nice surprise? ^.^ This was very quirky and upbeat. But the Taeyang portrayed here is very random. I almost feared what he would say next because his thoughts kept jumping around so much. But in a way, I get the rambling... He's nervous and apparently, still untried. Haha... Would've loved to hear more of Ms. Badger's thoughts. I think that would've rounded the story for me.
YuxieWuxie
#4
Chapter 1: Haha, every time there was a bigger space, my heart sunk and I was so disappointed, because I wanted more xD, but then, it was actually NOT over and I was sooo happy! Really, it was worth the wait, It made me incredibly happy. Now I'm gonna kick- in the conference room, while playing a dancing game on the xbox, lol. XD
YuxieWuxie
#5
Chapter 1: ahahahahahah I LOVE THIS! I've been a this whole tiring day xD my guard up every second(I'm in a training camp and we're playing an assassin game - we need to slaughter each other by making our 'target' perform a certain task so I'm trying not to get myself killed. It's each city for themselves and I'm being such a grumpy hoe to Bucharest, because they're super-mean and talking about us and cheating so I'm in my 'there shall be blood' mood. Okay... I got off-topic xD what I meant to say was, I'm super-tired so this was one of the peaks of my day! It made me extremely happy!(the other one was talking to some cute guy named Iurii - he's so cute! And totally not interested -.-'''') ANYWAYS, I enjoyed EVERY SINGLE WORD OF IT, it was funny and cute and xD everything I could wish for hahaha. You weirdo. I adore this, seriously! Luckily I was alone in my room so my room-mates didn't see my expression upon reading certain parts of it hahaha... the parts where he was curious about B.G's badger LOL. XD you're crazy, I swear. I'm starting to repeat myself - it's the tiredness speaking - so I'll end it here, but it is perfect! I love your humor! I knew I would!
ShimizuTheShizzShota
#6
Oh wow this sounds...delicious LOL
I'm definitely looking forward to this X)
msvickie
#7
Yay!!! Taeyangie story with a sprinkling dash of humor! Can't wait! ^.^
-Tigress-
#8
Of Badgers and Massages LMAO wow. This sounds hilarious already, I can't WAIT!!!!
YuxieWuxie
#9
AAAAAAAIhsoidhfshdfohrgiorbhipghergphojopdsh'ofisdfg I.AM.SO.SUPER.MEGA.SUPER.DUPER.EXCITED! OH EM GEE, I'M SO CURIOUS AND REALLLY AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAIR LIKE A BADGER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm laughing to myself like a crazy person ahhahahahahaah and LOL the foreword is SO CUTE hahaha omg I'm overly-excited... Not I'm hyperventilating and going to die of overly-excited! Aihsoidhfoisdfsgdfiodhasfpsihfisgofgoigo Ok, I'm going to roll on the floor!

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StarlightSpirit
#10
UNNIE HUMOUR GIVE ME IT NOW PLEASE!