Italics = Captions on screen Underlined = Actions without words Bold = English

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Time to wake the idols~

The PD went into the Local Girls' room and looked around but two members were missing.

PD: It's time to wake up. 

Royal Min: Time already?

PD: Please wake up now. Where is Haneun-sshi and Mulan-sshi?

Royal Min: Huh? I don't know...maybe they're in the other room...Sumin ah, wake up now.

The PD left the room and Min stirred, groaning a little.

Min: Huh? What time is it?

Royal Min: Seven...

Min: Do we have to wake up now? I want to sleep again...

Royal Min: Come on, wake up. Haneun and Mulan are not here. Come on.

Foreign Girls' room~

PD: It's time to wake up. 

Suni lifted her head and looked at the PD and the camera before hiding under her pillow.

Suni: Leave us alone!

New Chi: Why are you screaming so early in the morning?

Suni: The camera's in here...

Rikki: Are you trying to catch us ? Is that why you come in so early? Sorry to disappoint but we sleep with clothes on.

...?

New Chi: Ah...what time is it? Why are you waking us up so early?

PD: Please wake up now. Have you seen Haneun-sshi and Mulan-sshi?

Rikki: They're in the other room...why are you asking about them here?

PD: Please just wake up.

The PD then headed up to the second floor for the Wizard Line's room.

PD: It's time to wake up.

??: Who is it?

Why was that a girl's voice?!

The person sleeping right in the middle moved and lifted her head, revealing her long hair.

Haneun: Who is it?

Haneun?!

PD: What are you doing sleeping in the boys' room?

Haneun: Oh! Quickly hiding her face Ah...what are you doing here? Ah...I don't have any make-up on...

PD: Why are you sleeping here? Are you not afraid of a scandal?

Haneun: Hansol and I are public and we're not going to do anything anyway...not with s here. And Jaena-unnie's here...Hansol ah...wake up, Hansol ah. Shaking the person on her right

Hansol: What is it?

Haneun: The camera's here...

Hansol: Ah...my face is bare...

Haneun: Don't wake up Jaena-unnie...she'll kill you.

Xero: Oh? What's going on? Ah...we're filming so early?

B-Joo: Camera...ah...you're filming. Please don't film my face...

Haneun: Unnie...unnie ah!

Mulan: Aish...what?!

Mulan came out from under the covers in between Haneun and Xero.

Mulan: Mwoya? Why are we filming so early? Why can't a girl sleep in peace?

PD: Why are you sleeping here?

Mulan: Xero is warm. Xero laughed 

Xero: Xero is warm.

PD: Please wake up now.

The PD left and went to the Knights' room.

PD: It's time to wake up.

A-Tom: Oh? We're filming so early?

Nakta: Good morning...Doldollie says good morning too...

Kidoh: Annyeonghaseyo...It's time to wake up now? Ah...it feels like we're back at the dorm and back to our idol life...

Nakta: Has everyone else woken up?

PD: Not everyone. We're going upstairs now. Please get yourselves ready.

Lion Line's room~

PD: It's time to wake up now.

Jenissi: I'm already awake...

Gohn: You weren't exactly quiet waking up the other members.

Seogoong: Yano's still sleeping.

Jenissi: He must have been up all night.

Seogoong: He must have been kept awake by Gohn's music.

Gohn: Ah why me? I had headphones in last night.

Dragon Line's room~

Oh?! They are awake already?!

P-Goon: Annyeonghaseyo.

Sangdo: Were you expecting us to be sleeping? We wake up early. We're healthy guys.

P-Goon: What are we doing today?

Sangdo: This hyung is quite impatient.

P-Goon: It's just better to know beforehand so I can prepare for it.

PD: For now, just get ready and have breakfast.

Soon after, everyone got themselves ready and gathered in the living room while the cooking team prepared ramyun for breakfast.

Where are the idols after breakfast?

Oh! This is the basement practice room!

Xero: Annyeong~ Welcome to Perfect Topp's practice room. Mulan ah! Mulan, come and explain to the viewers about this place.

Mulan: This place? It's the practice room, what else?

Xero: No, as in the house itself.

Mulan: Oh...I don't know. Walking off

Xero: Yah! Aigoo...never mind, I'll ask someone else. Minjae-noona! Noona, come here. Hurry!

Royal Min: What is it? 

Xero: Can you tell the viewers about this house?

Royal Min: Ah...This house belongs to our company, KMW Entertainment. This is a house originally for MT. When the idols under our company go for a MT, they live here and this practice room is so that they can practice as well. We also have a recording room right next to this practice room. Our sunbae-nims, White Wings, have recorded their latest album here.

Xero: Oh! What an interesting place. So, what are we doing here, noona?

Royal Min: To practice, of course.

Xero: Is it really that simple?

PD: Please gather around.

The idols stopped what they were doing and gathered in front of the cameras, awaiting for their instructions.

PD: Since you are in the practice room, both groups will have a battle with each other. For each battle, you will send out two members. There will be a singing catergory, rapping category and a dance category. You will be informed of which category will appear for each battle. Understand?

All: Ne

PD: Your first category is a singing category. Please send out your two representatives.

Mulan: Haneun, Suni, go!

Rikki: Yah, let's talk about this first. Do they both have to sing?

PD: Yes they do.

Rikki: Then Suni...

Suni: Mwo?

Rikki: Yah, this kid. Be polite! 

Min: Suni's Korean isn't very good. And she doesn't know Korean songs very well.

Royal Min: Then...Rikki.

Rikki: Ah...I hate singing...

New Chi: But you're a singer.

Rikki: I think it should be Haneun and Min. Go!

Haneun-Min!

Jenissi: If it's singers, it's Gohn, isn't it?

Xero: Gohn-hyung is a must. Who else should we send?

Hansol: Me!

B-Joo: Ah, put your hand down, hyung. 

Yano: Either Nakta-hyung or Seogoong-hyung.

Nakta: Let's decide by kai-bai-bo.

Seogoong: Okay. Kai-bai-bo!

Seogoong lost!

Nakta: Seogoong-hyung will go.

Gohn-Seogoon!

PD: Please listen to the beginning of the song and guess it. The team who guessed it right will have to take turns singing the song in order to win this round. Do you understand?

Min: Then do we have to sing as a group or just the two of us?

PD: Just the two of you. Please listen carefully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WTrxzH9IZ0 (0:01-0:02)

Seogoong: Mwoya?!

Gohn: Are we supposed to guess this?

Haneun: I know! 

Hansol: Ah...it's Haneun's favourite singer...

Haneun: Taeyang-sunbaenim's Wedding Dress. 

Ding Dong Daeng Dong~

Min: Oh! Yay! Now we only have to sing it, right?

Haneun: Ah, easy, easy.

Min: Who's starting?

Haneun: You. 

Min: Okay...music please! 

Niga guewa datugo
Ttaeron geu ttaeme ulgo
Himdeureo hal ttaemyeon nan huimangeul neukkigo
Amudo moreuge mam a-a-apeugo
Nijageun misomyeon tto damdamheojigo

Haneun: Niga hoksina nae maeumeul alge doelkkabwa
Arabeorimyeon uri meoreojige doelkkabwa
Nan sumeul jugyeo
Tto ipsureul kkaemureo
Jebal geureul tteona naege ogil

Min: Baby jebal geuui soneul japjima
Cus you should be my lady
Oraen sigan gidaryeo on nal dorabwajwo

Haneun: Naega ullimyeon ije neoneun
Geuwa pyeongsaengeul hamkkehajyo
Oneuri oji ankireul
Geureokena maeil bam gidohaenneunde

Min: Nega ibeun wedding dress

Haneun: Girl nega ibeun wedding dress

Min: Nega anijiana wedding dress

Haneun:Oh nega ibeun wedding dress, oh no~

Ding Dong Daeng Dong~

The girls cheered while Gohn and Seogoong retreated back to their group in shame.

PD: Next is a dance category. Please select two dancers from each group.

Kidoh: We send Xero and B-Joo.

Xero: Xero and!

B-Joo: B-Joo TV!

Rikki: Our two dancers are Min and Mulan. Go!

Royal Min: I've just realised that Rikki is really good at something. She's good at ordering people around. 

Mulan-Min!

Xero-B-Joo!

PD: Each group will get a different song. Listen to your song carefully and dance accurately to it. The team that dances it correctly will win. The staff will be voting. The first team, Xero-sshi and B-Joo-sshi, please listen to the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z9R57maGvc

Xero: Ah mwoya?!

B-Joo: Come on, let's do it!

Xero: Ah...why are you giving us a girl song? How are we supposed to dance to this?

Mulan: Give up if you can't do it.

Xero: You think I can't do it?

Mulan: I know you can't do it! 

Xero: B-Joo, come on!

The music played and Xero and B-Joo did the dance. Although similar, it was rather messy as the two kept bumping into each other.

B-Joo: We did it!

Xero: Omo omo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hzz4mGyehw

Min: Ah...B.A.P-sunbaenims' dances are hard...

Mulan: This one is one of the easy one. Let's do it, don't complain.

Min: Do you know this dance, unnie?

Mulan: I know the chorus.

Rikki: There's a part you can do very ily to seduce the staff to get them to vote for you!

Min: Ah...I seriously can't trust Mulan-unnie when she says she knows the dance.

Mulan: Let's just do it. Music please!

Just like Min predicted, Mulan only knew one small part of the dance and they ended up messier than Xero and B-Joo but they took up Rikki's advice and added a few y moves in.

PD: The staff has voted. The winner is...

All: Dugeun, dugeun, dugeun, dugeun, dugeun...

PD: Xero-sshi and B-Joo-sshi.

Xero: Oh yes! No Mercy for you!

Mulan glared at Xero and proceeded to hit him but Xero dodged her.

B-Joo: We won? Really? We won!

Mulan: Aish...

Xero: Did you just swear?

Mulan: I see! It's English, I see!

Suni: Mumu-unnie, don't lie and swear. You'll be a bad role model for the children.

Mulan: When did you learn to speak so well in Korean?

Suni: I no like Mumu-unnie.

Royal Min: No like? 

Min: Suni ah, your grammar is really bad.

New Chi: She's trying her best. Suni and I are the same...

Gohn: They're so cute.

Seogoong: They're like the cuter versions of us except they're pretty.

Nakta: None of them are tall like me though.

B-Joo: Suni is taller than Hansol.

PD: Before you guys get into an argument, let's move on to the next category. Please send out a rapper each. The next category is rap.

New Chi: Uri leader! 

Royal Min: Me? What about you? You're a rapper too.

New Chi: My Korean's not good.

Suni: Chichi-unnie can't go. I'll miss her too much.

Royal Min laughed and ruffled Suni's hair, getting up.

Gohn: Who should we send out?

Sangdo: Jenissi-hyung.

Jenissi: I think the maknaes should have a chance at this. Yano? Or A-Tom?

A-Tom: Ah hyung...shouldn't hyung represent us?

Yano: I'll do it then.

Yano! Royal Min! Battle!

PD: There are two rappers for you to choose from. B.A.P's Yongguk-sshi and Block B's Zico-sshi. Please choose one of the rappers and imitate a rap by them. Judging will be done by the staff.

Yano: Ladies first. Noona can choose first.

Royal Min: Me? Ah...they're both hard...

Haneun: Choose Zico. He's easier.

Royal Min: Zico? Okay, I'll choose Zico-sshi.

Yano: Then I'll have Yongguk-sunbaenim. Noona can rap first.

Royal Min: Haha, yeah! Energy, follow me!
Bounce like this eh eh
Bounce like
A.T.P in the House
RM music is officially over now
Bye girls
Hi boys Mmm-mwa!

Jinghan nomdeul nawatda ppara bara bap napareul bureora
Eodi mom jom pureo bolkkana dara dara dacheul nopi ollyeora
Ppeotppeotan momchi bakchideul uri dogo baewo kungchi tachi rhythm ah!

TD: Oh! That's really good.

Yano: Ah...pressure on me... Before I start though...the focus on Yongguk-sunbaenim is his voice so I will try my best to imitate him. Clearing his throat and rapping in a deep voice 

What's your B? 
Matseo ssaulkke I georie yeonghondeureul wihae whoa
What's your A?
Saeron hyeongmyeongui sijakjeom
Magaboltemyeon magabwa nal
What's your P?
Akhan DNA baireoseu
Urin jeonsadeurel da irheosseo
Once again, what's the name of the game? B.A.P da ireoseo

All: Ooh~ 

Xero: You're better at imitating Cho PD.

Yano laughed and retreated back to his group.

PD: The staff's verdict is...Royal Min-sshi won.

A.T.P: Yay! We won! We won!

PD: This is the last battle and is a group battle. For each group, we will play a song and you will have to dance along. Singing along will earn you some bonus points as well. If Topp Dogg wins this round, we will have a sudden death battle. If A.T.P wins, they win for the day.

All: Ne, we understand. 

PD: Ladies first so A.T.P, please listen carefully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWgYrutpcGw

A.T.P: Ah, easy! 

They quickly got into position and did the dance, singing along to the song as well and the rappers even did the raps.

Hansol: They really know our song.

Xero: These girls are no joke.

B-Joo: Does this mean that you'll play their song for us?

Jenissi: Mwo? We have to dance to their song?

Yano suddenly did the dance to A by himself at the back.

Min: Yano seems to know our dance really well.

Yano: Ah...I only know that part...

Rikki: Well, we have a lot of dances you can choose from if you watched our showcase.

Everyone laughed at Rikki's comment.

Min: Watched our showcase...

Mulan: Rikki's seriously no joke.

Suni: How about we choose an easy one for them?

New Chi: Why are we being so nice to them?

Gohn: Ah please! Choose the easiest choreography for us!

Royal Min: Should we choose the iest one?

Suni: Pop Pop Pop?

Pop Pop Pop? Suni can't be talking about...A cut from A.T.P's newest album's title song, Pop Pop Pop, played on screen

Nakta: Mwoya?! How can we dance to that?

Rikki: How about this, we'll choose an easy choreography and the y one. Since there are thirteen of you, seven of you will do the y one while the other six will do the easy one. 

Jenissi: Then the four dancers should be doing the y one. I think the hyungs should be exempt from it. The maknae line should join the y dance too.

A-Tom: Ah hyung! 

Jenissi: Gohn should do the y dance too.

Gohn: Waeyo? 

P-Goon: It's been decided! y dance group is Hojoon, B-Joo, Xero, Hansol, Yano, A-Tom and Gohn!

Gohn: Ah hyung! How is this fair? Why am I doing the y dance?

Sangdo: What about Nakta? Maybe Nakta should do the y dance.

Nakta grabbed Sangdo's shirt and apologised to the camera before taking Sangdo to the back, pretending to beat him up.

Jenissi: No other options, that's the y dance group. The rest of us will do the easy dance.

Rikki: y dance is no doubt, Pop Pop Pop. As for the easy dance...We'll go for Sunshine. And as a bonus, we shall show you how Sunshine is done in case you've never seen our showcase before.

A.T.P did a quick demonstration for Topp Dogg and the y dance group immediately complained.

Xero: Mwoya? Why is their dance so easy?

Jenissi: Hence the easy dance. Let's do this.

The easy dance group did their dance first. Although it was awkward, it was still pretty good. The y dance group then felt burdened as they took their place. They did the dance to Pop Pop Pop and as soon as it ended, they all covered their face in shame.

PD: I think this is more out of pity...but the staff has voted for the y dance group. This means that Topp Dogg wins this round and so, a sudden death battle will take place.

Suni: Wae? They did the dance wrong. B-Joo...B-Joo-oppa...What's this? Do you even know the dance?

Rikki: Suni ah, give up. They don't understand you.

P-Goon: What's this sudden death battle?

PD: Each member of A.T.P will choose a Topp Dogg member to battle with. Please choose your partner first. Royal Min-sshi?

Royal Min: Hojoon. 

PD: New Chi-sshi?

New Chi: P-Goon-oppa.

PD: Rikki-sshi?

Rikki: Jenissi!

PD: Mulan-sshi?

Mulan: Shin Jiho, come out!

PD: Haneun-sshi?

Haneun: Kim Hansol.

PD: Min-sshi?

Min: Yano.

PD: Suni-sshi?

Suni: B-Joo.

B-Joo: Yah, why aren't you using honorifics?

Suni: Leave me alone!

PD: Sudden death is easy. A song will play and you will have to beat your opponent to the centre spot to say your answer. The group with the most correct answer will win. Those who are not in the battle, please don't give hints to those participating. First battle is Royal Min-sshi and Hojoon-sshi. This is your song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dtrgAlrwQ4&list=PLz5XeIsB7NMoM5L_pBQ4D8Rkok3Jc0iIQ&index=3

Royal Min ran out quickly, grinning widely.

Royal Min: A.T.P, Never Ever Let Me Go!

PD: Correct! Next battle, New Chi-sshi and P-Goon-sshi. This is your song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu7z6Vy_ziE

P-Goon looked to New Chi as he cautiously stepped out, taking the centre spot first.

P-Goon: Topp Dogg, Cute Girl.

PD: Correct! Next battle, Rikki-sshi and Jenissi-sshi.

Nakta: Hyung hwaiting!

PD: This is your song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7ftOZBy0E

Rikki ran out before Jenissi had the chance.

Rikki: SNSD-sunbaenim, I Got A Boy! I got a boy mochin, I got a boy, chikan.

PD: Correct! Next battle, Mulan-sshi and Xero-sshi.

Mulan: You're going down.

Xero: We'll see about that.

PD: This is your song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbokV76tkU

Mulan and Xero ran out almost at the same time but Mulan pushed Xero back before taking the centre spot.

Min: Mulan-unnie really cannot lose.

Suni: Mumu-unnie is a bad example.

Mulan: Shut up, let me answer.

Rikki: Even telling her dongsaeng to shut up.

Mulan: Big Bang, Fantastic Baby!

PD: Correct! Next battle, Haneun-sshi and Hansol-sshi.

Sangdo: It's finally the couple. Hansol ah, don't go easy on her!

Rikki: Haneun ah, seduce him! Seduce him!

PD: This is your song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro0d717tejg

Hansol took a step out but Haneun immediately shot him a look and he stopped.

Jenissi: Ah mwoya?! Hansol ah, just walk out! Don't look at her! Walk out!

Rikki: Good! Haneun ah, good! Now seduce him!

Haneun pouted at Hansol as he took another step and even stomped her foot. Hansol chuckled and looked at s, looking troubled. In the end, he walked over to Haneun, took her hand and led her to the centre spot.

Haneun: Taeyang-oppa, Where U At.

PD: Correct!

Gohn: We've decided to cut Hansol from Topp Dogg. Go! Go to A.T.P!

Hansol: What do you want me to do? She was looking at me like that!

B-Joo: Resist! Resist! 

Haneun: Sollie ah, gomawo! Haneun ran over to Hansol and gave him a hug while the boy grinned, hugging her back tightly

Nakta: He's no longer in our group.

PD: Next battle, Min-sshi and Yano-sshi. This is your song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UjV_4rak6I

Yano smirked as he walked out, doing some dance moves along the way.

Jenissi: Just hurry and go out normally!

Yano: Cho PD, My Friend.

PD: Correct! Next battle, Suni-sshi and B-Joo-sshi. This is your song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAal8xHfV0c

Suni was about to walk out when B-Joo confidently stepped out. She pouted and looked at B-Joo who stopped.

Jenissi: Don't look! Don't look there!

Gohn: Just keep walking, Byungjoo ah!

Suni: Just as B-Joo was about to continue walking Oppa, no...

B-Joo stopped in his tracks and bowed, letting Suni take the centre spot.

Suni: Exo, Wolf!

PD: Correct! A.T.P wins the sudden death and the battle for the day.

Gohn: B-Joo is no longer in Topp Dogg either.

B-Joo: She was being so cute! What can I do?!

Hansol: Resist! Resist!

B-Joo: You resist Haneun first!

Hansol: Resist! Resist!

Jenissi: That was...shameful...

Rikki: Gomawo! Thank you for letting us win!

New Chi: Thank you!

Suni: B-Joo-oppa, thank you!