EXO CHAT DEPARTMENT (Sekai)

Thehun: OMG KAI !! 

*20 minutes later*

Thehun: Kai?

*20 minutes later*

Thehun: Kai...
              I swear where the fk is this kid ughhh

Jongout: Eyy.. who you calling kid ?

Thehun: THEREEEEE you are.. took you nearly an hour to reply! I could've like, died and it would have been too late

Jongout: Well if it was so important, you could've just walked out of your room and to the kitchen. That's like.. 8 metres?

Thehun: ..........

Jongout: Anyway, carry on princess 

Thehun: I am not a princess!!!!

Jongout: Anyway, you never told me you had a girlfriend

Thehun: What the fk dude

Jongout: Dude don't lie man

Thehun: WHAT GIRLFRIEND? You do realise we're still on date ban

Jongout: Yeah but considering you, you wouldn't listen anyway

Thehun: True true

Jongout: So you do have a girlfriend?

Thehun: NO THAT WASN'T THE POINT

Jongout: Okay maybe girlfriend isn't the right term

Thehun: Yeah

Jongout: Wife?

Thehun: DUDE WTF MAN SERIOUSLY I'M NOT EVEN MARRIED YET I ONLY JUST GRADUATED MAN

Jongout: Oh yeah true, so girlfriend it is.

Thehun: Ughhhhhhh NO!

Jongout: But he said you have a girlfriend

Thehun: And you believed him...?
            Who is "he" anyway?

Jongout: Well I was talking to Kyungsoo the other day

Thehun: You were talking to Kyungsoo..........................

Jongout: Yeah, and then Tao called and said that you have a girlfriend and that it's everywhere on the news

Thehun: wait wait wait, TAO?!??!

Jongout: Yeah

Thehun: DUDE, OMG. YOU SCARED ME. IT'S JUST TAO.
            HE'S GETTING ME BACK BECAUSE OF LAST TIME HOW I MOCKED HIM

Jongout: Omg are you serious.....

Thehun: Omgggggggg Tao is seriously ughh I'm going to dump him in a ghost house.

Jongout: ahahah yeah remember when we were filming showtime and he was crying in the haunted house?

Thehun: it's so stupid how he is like, the kungfu panda but in reality he is scared if ghosts..
             **of

Jongout: Yeah his reputation is ruined

Thehun: Surely is, the kid can't even shower alone

Jongout: He's older than you... everyone is..

Thehun: YEAH STILL

Jongout: LOL WE GOT SOOO OFF TOPIC AHAH 
             SO you said you needed to tell me something urgent, what was it?

Thehun: I did?

Jongout: Yeah dude.. -_-

Thehun: OH YEAH I RMBR

Jongout: .....

Thehun: ehehe

Jongout: So what is it?

Thehun: Well... You know your new shoes right..?

Jongout: The fluro ones? Yeah what about them?

Thehun: I kinda... dropped them...

Jongout: LOL that it?

Thehun: No no... like dropped them

Jongout: Yeah you dropped them... and?

Thehun: Yeah.. and ... uhm.. it landed

Jongout: Yeah no it landed, gravity man 

Thehun: Uhmm and like..

Jongout: Dude hurry up 

Thehun: It landed

Jongout: Yeah you already said that

Thehun: in the river

Jongout: WAIT WHAT THE

Thehun: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO. WHEN I WAS CARRYING THEM BACK FROM THE MALL I WAS WALKING AND I TRIPPED AND I THOUGHT THAT MY FACE WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR SHOES SO I LET GO OF THE BOX AND IT WENT FLYING AND I COULDN'T FIND IT UNTIL I SAW 2 FLUOR THINGIES FLOATING IN THE WATER AND AN EMPTY BOX FLOATING AND I REALISED WHAT HAPPENED

Jongout: Are you freaking serious?!?!!!!??!?!!?

Thehun: I'M SORRY OMG SORRY

Jongout: You owe me new ones.


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A/N: Hey ya'll~ Here's a Sekai chat that a few have requested... It was so off topic xD but that's how we chat! We never stay purely to one topic ;)
Poor Kai... his shoes xD

Requests accepted!