EXO CHAT DEPARTMENT (OT12 with a special appearance of...?)

Laynicorn: Yeobo, saengil chukhahae <3 <3 <3 xoxo

cn_choochoo: Awwww thankyou baby xx

ChensingMachine: Ew look at these love birds, first thing in the morning and I see this.

Thehun: Happy Birthday noona~! I'll shout you bubble tea <3

cn_choochoo: ahaha aw thankyou Hunnie :D

Laynicorn: You're just jealous, aren't you?

KungfuGucci: Noona, noona, what do you want? Gucci? Channel? Prada? 

cn_choochoo: I'm fine Tao, dw :DD

BaoziMin: I know, let's bake a cake!

SquishySoo: No, last time we tried, we burnt the dorm down.

ManlyLu: Happy Birthday Kyung! <3

cn_choochoo: thanks Luhen ;)

K.Duizhang: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETY <3

cn_choochoo: awwww, Kris is saying happy birthday, and using caps.. I feel so privelged <3

KungfuGucci: Kris, why don't you ever do that for me T_T

HappyvirusYeol: HAHAAHAHAHPPPPYYYYY BBBIBBIBIBIIIRRTHYDAAYAYAYAYYAYAY MINKYUNGGG <3 

cn_choochoo:  wow did someone give Yeol a sugar kick? and thankyou ^3^

Baekliner: Happy birthday lil gull, need me to do your eyeliner?

cn_choochoo: yes, I need lessons. I still poke my eye, every freaking time. D:

EXOdama: Happy Birthday Minkyung! Have a wonderful day, may all your wishes come true.

cn_choochoo: Aw, thanks leader Hoho!

Jongout: Heyyy Kyungg, happy birthday ;) wanna go out tonight? ;)

Laynicorn: 'Cuse you...I'm still here you know

Jongout: Oops

ManlyLu: So... this is getting pretty awkward now..

Thehun: Just hang on, the bubble tea is in process

BaoziMin: I can't find the electric beater!

K.Duizhang: Kyungsoo, go help Xiumin before he freezes the whole place

ChensingMachine: Alright guys, let's play a game?

Jongout: No.

Baekliner: Ughhhh Kyungg, I feel so bad, do you seriously not want anything?

cn_choochoo: Oh I do, but, it's not something you can get me.

Baekliner: Gurl, you did nat just diss dis diva. I can do anythang gull, trust

cn_choochoo: Can you bring my grandma back to me?

Baekliner:

HappyvirusYeol: 

K.Duizhang:

BaoziMin:

SquishySoo:

KungfuGucci:

Thehun:

ManlyLu:

Jongout:

EXOdama: 

Laynicorn: 

Baekliner: Oh... uhm..

EXOdama: SOOOO UHMM XIUMIN, HOW'S THE CAKE GOING??

BaoziMin: I dropped the bowl

Jongout: Wut

BaoziMin: And the mixture was in the bowl

EXOdama: O_o

cn_choochoo: AHAHAH

K.Duizhang: See, this is why you should never trust any of us to cook. We should just go buy her a cheesecake

Laynicorn: Baby, what do you want?

cn_choochoo: you

HappyvirusYeol: HO

Baekliner: HO

KungfuGucci: HO

Thehun: HO

ManlyLu: HO

ChensingMachine: HO

BaoziMin: HO

SquishySoo: HO

Jongout: HO

EXOdama: We should get them a room.

cn_choochoo: xD

Thehun: I  DROPPED THE BUBBLE TEA...

ManlyLu: WHYWWYHWYHWYWHYWHYWHY

Thehun: NOW THE PEARLS ARE ROLLING EVERYWHERE

ChensingMachine: You only had one fkn job Sehun

Thehun: IT LOOKS LIKE TADPOLE EGGS OR WHAT EVER

SquishySoo: What the heck

K.Duizhang: Alright, should I just call for delivery? Because obviously none of youse can get one simple job completed.

EXOdama: Let's just see how things go babe

cn_choochoo: woah

Laynicorn: woah

KungfuGucci: woah

HappyvirusYeol: WOAH. DID I JUST SEE WHAT I SAW?

Baekliner: I think you did.

K.Duizhang: ... Did.. you..just..call..me..babe..?

Jongout: SUHO, ARE YOU SICK??

EXOdama: I'm perfectly fine, why thankyou.

Thehun: Some weird s going on today

ChensingMachine: Dude, not as weird as your description of the bubble tea pearls, put me off it

Jongout: Let's take Minkyung to a club

BaoziMin: No, let's take her to a restaurant

HappyvirusYeol: NO, let's take her to the playground

Thehun: NOO, let's take her to the bubble tea store

ManlyLu: NO, let's take her to the coffee shop

KungfuGucci: Noooo, let's take her shopping, chicks laaav shopping ;)

ChensingMachine: No I think that's just you Tao..

SquishySoo: LOOOOOOOOOL

KungfuGucci: You better run, run, run, run, run.

ChensingMachine: You don't know me, you don't know me, you don't know me, you don't know me. So shut up boy. So shut up boy. 

EXOdama: Bye bye love

Jongout: DJ, put it back on.

Thehun: Hereeeee comes trouble!

HappyvirusYeol: Because I'm shadow shadow shadow shadow..

BaoziMin: Pop, pop, crayon pop. 

Baekliner: GEEEEET

KungfuGucci: SEEEEET

ChensingMachine: READDDDDYY..

cn_choochoo: GOOO!!

Laynicorn: ONLY ONE SHOT, ONLY ONE SHOT IRETRFCJYTDA244YF87R54QS ONE SHOT EYY!

ManlyLu: NO NO NO

BaoziMin: NO MERCY, CHYEAH, WE ARE THE B.A.P

EXOdama: *WE ARE ONE

HappyvirusYeol: ANNYEONGHASEYO, EXO IMNIDA

K.Duizhang: Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know..

ChensingMachine: WELL NOW THEY KNOW!!!!

cn_choochoo: LET IT GO

Laynicorn: LET IT GO

ManlyLu: CAN'T HOLD BACK ANYMORE

Thehun: LET IT GO

Jongout: LET IT GO

SquishySoo: TURN AWAY AND

KungfuGucci: SLAM THE DOOR

HappyvirusYeol: I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO SAY

ChensingMachine: LET THE STORM RAGE OOOOOOONNNNN

BaoziMin: The cold never bothered me anyway.

EXOdama: You'll never see me cry

ChensingMachine: Actually you cry all the time..

EXOdama: YOU WERE MEANT TO CONTINUE THE LYRICS D;

SquishySoo: HERE I'LL STAND

Baekliner: AND HERE I'LL STAY

ChensingMachine: LET THE STORM RAGE ONNNNNN

KungfuGucci: LET THE STORM RAGE OOOONNNN

ChensingMachine: why are you copying me

KungfuGucci: I WASN'T . I WANTED TO SAY THAT LINE, YOU ALWAYS SAY IT

ChensingMachine: Well that's because I cause storms, punny right?

KungfuGucci: SHARE WILL YOU??

ChensingMachine: NO, YOU CLOCK.

ManlyLu: Tick tock tick tock tick tock

BaoziMin: Kris, do you wanna build a snowman?

Baekliner: Come on lets go and play

Thehun: I never see you anymore...

SquishySoo: Come out the door

Laynicorn: It's like you've gone away

Jongout: We used to be best buddies

ChensingMachine: and now we're not

cn_choochoo: I wish you would tell me why?

EXOdama: Do you wanna build a snowman?

BaoziMin: It doesn't have to be a snowman...

K.Duizhang: Go away guys.

EXOdama: Okay bye..

Jongout: Okay bye..

SquishySoo: Okay bye..

Baekliner: Okay bye..

HappyvirusYeol: Okay bye..

Thehun: Okay bye..

BaoziMin: Okay bye..

KungfuGucci: Okay bye..

ManlyLu: Okay bye..

Laynicorn: Okay bye..

ChensingMachine: Okay bye..

cn_choochoo: Okay bye..

K.Duizhang: You realise we've been doing random for a while now. Seriously, what are we going to do for her birthday?

Baekliner: Happy birthday to you

HappyvirusYeol: Happy birthday to you

Thehun: Happy birthday to Minkyung-ie

Laynicorn: Happy birthday to you <3

ManlyLu: Hip Hip~

HappyvirusYeol: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

K.Duizhang: Oh my god, someone lock that kid up

cn_choochoo: So mean Kris! He's just excited..Like always.

Baekliner: Yeah Kris! So mean!

Thehun: Yeahhh SO mean dude

ManlyLu: Yeahh why so mean?

KungfuGucci: Yeah mann why so meannn??

Jongout: Why you gotta be so rude?

SquishySoo: Don't you know she's human too?

Thehun: Hey let's do that song thingo like last time! But you have to make a sentence.

ManlyLu: I'm sorry, but that is my girl. Things will get complex if you don't go away. 

KungfuGucci: That was horrible Luhan.

ManlyLu: Heyy at least I tried.

KungfuGucci: Watch the pro. Peter Pan said don't go, but I had to to find the missing Black Pearl so I went to the Winter Sea to look for it but Sooman let out the beast, which was the wolf and it chased me until I had a heart attack and ate ice cream and died.

ChensingMachine: What the was that?

Thehun: DO YOU EVEN ENGLISH MATE???

ManlyLu: oh oh oh oh oppareul saranghae!

BaoziMin: ah ah ah ah manhi manhi hae ~

cn_choochoo: wow guys...
 

Laynicorn: Stop girl, in the name of love.

cn_choochoo: <3

Laynicorn: You're my XOXO L-O-V-E

HappyvirusYeol: Deeper than the sea.

ChensingMachine: Like Bang Yongguk

Thehun: HOOOOO SHIEETTT YOU DID NOT JUST REFER TO YONGUKK, MAN HE GONNA BASH US ALL UP OMGOMGO RUN RUN RUNRUN

SquishySoo: It's just Yongguk...

*SPECIAL APPEARANCE OF YONGGUK* *POOOOOOF~*

BangMe: What did you say about me?

cn_choochoo: OPPA~!

BangMe: OH MINKYUNGIE <3

Laynicorn: uhm wut.

K.Duizhang: ^ someone's jelly

cn_choochoo: Guess what day it is?

BangMe: EXO's comeback?

cn_choochoo: :(

BangMe: no?

cn_choochoo: :( you made me sad.

Laynicorn: Dude it's her freaking birthday. If you were a good boyfriend like me, you'd remember.

BangMe:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .

cn_choochoo: :((( *hugs Lay oppa*

Laynicorn: *hugs tightly*

K.Duizhang: Have you guys had nuff fun?

BangMe: OHH HEYYA KRIS, MAH MAN

K.Duizhang: OMGOMGOGM BANG, IS THAT YOU? LONG TIME LONG TIME <3

BangMe: YEAHHHH MAN, LONG TIME. HOW'VE YA BEEN?

cn_choochoo: .. O_O since when were you two that close..?

K.Duizhang: SHUSH, SHUSH, WE'RE REUNITING, GOSH MINKYUNG, WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOO?

cn_choochoo: ... well then.

Laynicorn: IT'S OKAY BABE, I'LL TREAT YOU TO CAKE AND ICE CREAM.

cn_choochoo: CAKEEEE <3 ICE CREAAAAAAAM <3 YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!

EXOdama: Wow... one minute Kris is all "SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR HER BIRTHDAY?" Nek minnit "SHUSH SHUSH... GOSH MINKYUNG.."

ChensingMachine: Let him be, his reuniting with his oppa

BangMe: Okay Kris, not today, it's Minkyung's birthday, her day

K.Duizhang: But what about us?

EXOdama: ALRIGHT I HAVE TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. EXCUSE ME KRIS. WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? HOW DARE YOU?

BangMe: .. uhm.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINKYUNG, LOTS OF LOVE FROM OPPA <3 <3 <3 ANNYEONG!! 

BangMe signed out.

EXOdama: AHEM

HappyvirusYeol: Papa.. explain to me what's going on???

EXOdama: I TRUSTED YOU. AND ALL THIS TIME, IT WAS FALSE HOPE????

ChensingMachine: I don't care-are-are-are-are-are

cn_choochoo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRIOR.

Jongout: Ring ding dong ring ding dong ding digi dingg skdjgflwribgvwriubg

SquishySoo: THE CAKE IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SquishySoo sent an image:
 

cn_choochoo: omg...

ChensingMachine: IT'S AMAZING

BaoziMin: I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER, PSHHH

KungfuGucci: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

K.Duizhang: LOCK HIM UP TO, THE CAKE WILL DISAPPEAR BEFORE WE WILL EVEN SEE IT GOGOGO

SquishySoo: It's for Minkyung, happy birthday <3 #2Kyung

Laynicorn: Did you just ship yourself with her? I DEMAND #MinXing !

HappyvirusYeol: NAHAH GIRLFRANDS, #MinYeol

Baekliner: #BaeKyung plez

KungfuGucci: #MinTao thanksss

ManlyLu: #LuKyung sounds about right

Jongout: #JongMin sounds better

BaoziMin: #2Min in da house

ChensingMachine: #MinDae ;)

Thehun: #SeKyung naw

EXOdama: #whyareyoudoingthis

K.Duizhang: #YongFan

KungfuGucci: I think Kris is a fan boy of Yongguk..?

cn_choochoo: aahah awww guys that's a lot of ship names..

Baekliner: So which one do you like best?

Thehun: You have to choose.

ManlyLu: ONE.

ChensingMachine: which one will it be? 

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A/N: This really isn't "special" but it featured me, does it make it special yet? AHAHAH, * no no it doesn't Minkyung, shut up *
OKAYYY, I tried my best, LOLOL. It's didn't make any sense, again. xD
Oh wells, hope you all had a good laugh.
Thankyou so much to all of those who wished me a happy birthday! <3 It means a lot to me since my own parents didnt remember :(

P.S:  WHICH SHIPPING WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
P.P.S: It is now obvious that I am bias to Lay ahahah
P.P.P.S: My friend gave me a present today, guess what it was? A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE, I'M OFFICALLY MARRIED TO LAY! ahahahahha.. it's just for fun.. ^_^
P.P.P.P.S: YES, I CANNOT APPLY EYELINER, I JUST CANNOT!
P.P.P.P.P.S: DO YOU RECOGNISE ANY SONG REFERENCES? *hint frozen*