EXO CHAT DEPARTMENT (OT 12 in seperate chatrooms)

TAORIS CHATROOM

KungfuGucci started a conversation with K.Duizhang

KungfuGucci: Yeobooo, happy valentines <3 <3 <3 

K.Duizhang: Don't call me that =_=

KungfuGucci: FINE. HAPPY VALENTINES LITTLE GALAXY.

K.Duizhang: I am going to just ignore you.

KungfuGucci: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY, BABE COME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOO

K.Duizhang: I'm still here... 

KungfuGucci: SO babe, what are we doing for Valentines?

K.Duizhang: We...?

KungfuGucci: YES, WE.

K.Duizhang: Since when was there a 'we'

KungfuGucci: SINCE I SAID SO. HMPH. NOW GO BUY ME A GUCCI AND ROSES.

K.Duizhang: Roses aren't my style. Ask Suho

KungfuGucci: But you're my valentineeeeeeeeeee!

K.Duizhang: Duh fuq, since when?

KungfuGucci: SINCE I SAID SO. HMPH.

K.Duizhang: Uhm...

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BAEKYEOL CHATROOM

HappyvirusYeol started a conversation with Baekliner

HappyvirusYeol sent an image:

Baekliner: ...

Baekliner sent an image:

HappyvirusYeol: ewwww you have STDs??? 

Baekliner: It's just a picture..

HappyvirusYeol: EWWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Baekliner: A FAN MADE IT, IT'S JUST A PICTURE

HappyvirusYeol: DON'T YOU TOUCH ME, YOU INFECTED BACON

Baekliner: ...

HappyvirusYeol: WE ARE NOT HAVING TONIGHT, NO, NOT EVER, AGAIN

Baekliner: Shut up, I'm going.

HappyvirusYeol: NO I WAS JOKING, DON'T BE ANGRY AT ME BABY, NONONONONO

Baekliner: That's right. Apologise.

HappyvirusYeol: I am very sorry for joking with you. I hope you will accepted my apology and be my valentine and go on a date with me later, my treat.

Baekliner: OMG, A DATE?

HappyvirusYeol: Yes, a date.

Baekliner: OMG YES I WILL BE YOUR VALENTINE, YES I WILL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU. CHANYEOL YOU'RE THE BESTTTTTT

HappyvirusYeol: YAAYAYAYAYAAYAYA <3

Baekliner sent a gif:

HappyvirusYeol: I LOVE YOU TOO <3

Baekliner: So where are we going?

HappyvirusYeol: To a pork house

Baekliner: Pork house? Don't you mean steak house?

HappyvirusYeol: Nope, pork house.

Baekliner: To do what...

HappyvirusYeol: EAT BACON :DDDDDD

Baekliner sent a gif:

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KAISOO CHATROOM

SquishySoo started a conversation with Jongout

SquishySoo sent an image:

SquishySoo: I made you this cake... Happy Valentine's Day <3

Jongout: Aw, Kyunggieee thankyou~! Happy Valentines to you too! Bring it here, I'll feed you ;) <3

SquishySoo: Oh.. I don't get anything? :(

Jongout: Oh I got something for you... tonight. ;)

SquishySoo: Oh..OHHHHH.. I'm anticipating then ;D

Jongout: Meanwhile, come here and bring the cake too, we need a cake ceremony

SquishySoo: I can't bring it, Tao is like around the corner, he'll tackle me if he sees a cake...

Jongout: Okay then, wait, I'll come, see ya there in like, 10 seconds~!

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HUNHAN CHATROOM

Thehun started a conversation with ManlyLu

Thehun: Lu babe

ManlyLu: He!

ManlyLu: Hi*

Thehun: I have a proposal..

ManlyLu: What is it?

Thehun: Will you...

ManlyLu: Yeah..continue..

Thehun: Be..

ManlyLu: ...

Thehun: My..

ManlyLu: ???

Thehun: .....

ManlyLu: ?????

Thehun: ........

ManlyLu: DUDE FINISH YOUR SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!

Thehun: Uhm... I forgot D:

ManlyLu: Have you been hanging around Lay? 

Thehun: Yes, we were dancing last night

ManlyLu: Oh.. without me. Oh okay.

Thehun: But, you can dance with me tonight, babe ;)

ManlyLu: Hm?

Thehun: Happy Valentine's Day hyung ~ <3 Keep schedules free tonight ;)

ManlyLu: Awww Sehunnie's so sweettttt <3 :)))

Thehun: Love you hyung

ManlyLu: Open your door and look down

Thehun: What, why?

ManlyLu: Just do it

Thehun: WHY!?!?

ManlyLu: Because I personally delivered bubble tea in front of your door :)

Thehun is now idle

ManlyLu: Wow... I just got ditched for a bubble tea... T^T

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XIUCHEN CHATROOM

BaoziMin started a conversation with ChensingMachine

ChensingMachine: Omg, I was just about to message you too! You bet me to it :(

BaoziMin: ahahha errrr

ChensingMachine: Anyway, we all know what day it is today, and I have to take my Baozi out today ;)

BaoziMin: Awww my Jongdae is so sweet <3

ChensingMachine: I was joking.

BaoziMin sent an image:

ChensingMachine: Kidding, kidding. I made reservations at a restaurant at 6 tonight

BaoziMin: At 6?????????????????

ChensingMachine: Yeah why?

BaoziMin: Holy man, I'm going on a date with Luhan at 6..

ChensingMachine: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

BaoziMin: Uhm.. yeah.. sorry...

ChensingMachine: OMG are you serious?!! :((

BaoziMin: ... No, I was joking. HEHEHHE GOTCHAAA THERE.

ChensingMachine: Goddammit you baozi. Made me plan an attack on Luhan

BaoziMin: awwww I feel loved

ChensingMachine: Because I do love you

BaoziMin: Awww really?

ChensingMachine: Nope. HAAAHAHAH GOTCHAA BACKKK

BaoziMin: We're over.

ChensingMachine: NO OMG, BABE PLZ. I WAS JOKING I-

BaoziMin signed out.

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SULAY CHATROOM

EXOdama started a conversation with Laynicorn

EXOdama: Heeeeeey Layy

Laynicorn: Hiiiii

EXOdama: So... 

Laynicorn: hmm?

EXOdama: Happy Valentine's Day~!

Laynicorn: What?

EXOdama: It's valentine's day todayyyy

Laynicorn: What it is?

EXOdama sent a gif:

Laynicorn: Heheh sorry I forgot

EXOdama: Yes I know, you always forget.

Laynicorn: Uhm Happy Valentine's Day to you too!!

EXOdama: What do you want? A card? Bear? Necklace? Jumper? Bracelet? Wig?

Laynicorn: I don't need anything, thanks :)

EXOdama: I'll  treat you to dinner?

Laynicorn: No I'm fine really

EXOdama: C'mon, I'll do whatever makes you happy!

Laynicorn: You know what makes me happy? Being able to talk to you and see you. I'm more than happy then, so forget about buying me stuff and just be with me

EXOdama: ... *teary eyes* That was so deep

Laynicorn: "Deeper than the sea"

EXOdama: ahaha Chanyeol's rap xD

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A/N:

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODY! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY!
I'LL JUST CONTINUE LIVING THE FAN-GIRL LIFE, FANTASISING ABOUT EXO BEING MY VALENTINE AHAHA

Here's Chen hehehehehehehe: