EXO CHAT DEPARTMENT (Kai, Lay, Chen, Taemin, Chanyeol and Suho)

EXOdama: What are you kids up to?

HappyvirusYeol: Do you love me Kai? :(

Laynicorn: You're lucky Baek isn't here...

ChensingMachine: BACON IS MINE.

Jongout: Wtf hyung, y u say dat.

HappyvirusYeol: I'm like your no.1 fan, dedicated and I love you. But you always look at Kyungsoo, and never me :(

Laynicorn: #kaisoo

EXOdama: uhmmmmmm

Jongout: Why do you fancy me so much???

HappyvirusYeol: Because you're good at dancing and-

Laynicorn: Oh plz, I'm better.

EXOdama: I'm better than you Xingy

ChensingMachine: Ya'll shut yo holes cos I'm da dancing king

Jongout added Taemini to the conversation

ChensingMachine: Woa, getting yo frnz n sh*t on us

Jongout: Let's ask Taemin who's the best dancer!

Taemini: Hi guys

EXOdama: Well this is interesting.

Taemini: Why am I here again? KAI??

Jongout: I wanted to ask you a question. Answer honestly okay?

ChensingMachine: He wanas to knows if you da single so he can da date you ;)

Taemini: O_o uhh sorry Kai.. but we're only friends.. I never thought of you like that..

Laynicorn: Ouch he got friend zoned

EXOdama: definitely interesting

Jongout: GODAMMIT CHEN. NO TAEMIN, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM

Taemini: I'm confused man

HappyvirusYeol: Do you love me Taemin? :O

Taemini: Uhmmm wot..

EXOdama: Ignore him , he's a lil crazy rn

Jongout: So what I was going to say was

HappyvirusYeol: I love you Kai.
 
Jongout: ING LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE

Laynicorn: O_o

EXOdama: D_O

ChensingMachine: :O

Taemini: ... dude... you were saying?

Jongout: okay, so what I was saying was

HappyvirusYeol: ..

Jongout: Okay I give up. Fk you 

EXOdama: he wanted to ask who was the best dancers

Jongout: THANK YOU SUHO. OMG.

Laynicorn: It wasn't that difficult to say.. omg Kai u drama queen

Taemini: Best dancer? Out of you guys?

Jongout: Yeah

EXOdama: C'mon Tae, I'm your fan

Laynicorn: I can heal you if you get hurt!

HappyvirusYeol: Obviously me.

ChensingMachine: No it's me, I know, thanks. :* <3 xoxo

Jongout: I know you're going to say me. I know you too well Taemin. We've been friends since trainees, even before that. We're bffs and we've always been there for each other. I know, I love you too. Thanks bro <3

Taemini: Ehhh in fact Kai

Jongout: YES? IT'S ME ?

Taemini: No I was gonna say that Kai, you say you know me too well, actually, you da wrong

EXOdama: :O

Laynicorn: :O

HappyvirusYeol: just got real, brace yourselves.

Jongout: WHAT? WHAT DO U MEAN DAT IM WRONG??

Taemini: I was gona to say dat CHEN da best dancer <3

Jongout: :O 3

EXOdama: O_O

Laynicorn: Wat.

Jongout: Wait why are you typing funny? Doesn't seem like you Taemin...

Taemini: Wat? It iz mi man. Lub yew too.

HappyvirusYeol: I just spat my water out

EXOdama: Where's Chen?

Taemini: no I wafcasweasd gonna saywaf ehtaet Kai youaera ethe bestz dancewrfsde gvew but eadvjhvdhcens etfvis ehackingvdav me oneagdz

Laynicorn: wut...

EXOdama: Oh I get it, Chen is hacking Taemin LOLOLOL

Laynicorn: Wait, does that mean Chen isn't there? Ok brb then

Jongout: ....

ChensingMachine: I'm Chen. And I'm gay. 

EXOdama: Oh my god Lay..

ChensingMachine: I like to drink coconuts

Jongout: What the actual

Taemini: HOHO NONONO GET OFF MY COMPUTER LAY

Jongout: I'm gay, Hi everyone

EXOdama: Wait wtf, who is who?????????

ChensingMachine: I'm gaybo Chen.

Taemini: That's not fckn funny mate

ChensingMachine: jk jks, this is Lay

Taemini: Soz Taemin, LOL this is Chen

Laynicorn: Who is that??^

Jongout: I'm a crazy mofo who is a show off , I'm a stripper because I take my clothes off for photoshoots

ChensingMachine: OI WHO IS ON MY ACC!?!?!?

EXOdama: I AM DEAD SET CONFUSED AS . WHAT IS GOING ON!?!??!

Taemini: WHO IS KAI??

Jongout: You are Kai

Taemini: NO I'M CHEN, WHO ARE YOU?

Jongout: Taemin.

Laynicorn: My head hurts, what is all this .

ChensingMachine: WHY ARE YOU ON MY ACC, WHO ARE YOU!!?!!?

EXOdama: Okay I give up. Laters.