EXO CHAT DEPARTMENT (Tao, Kris, Lay, Luhan and a random appearance of Chen)

K.Duizhang invited Laynicorn to a chatroom.

Laynicorn declined.

KungfuGucci started a conversation with K.Duizhang.

KungfuGucci: Fan fan~ <3 *chu

K.Duizhang: Wtf.

KungfuGucci: How's your day been oppa~?

K.Duizhang: Oppa...?

KungfuGucci: Opps I mean Kris

K.Duizhang: How the f**k is oppa even close to Kris?

KungfuGucci: It's pretty close..

K.Duizhang: None of the letters of oppa is even in Kris...

KungfuGucci: ...

K.Duizhang: ...

KungfuGucci: STILL, IT'S PRETTY CLOSE~! ^v^

K.Duizhang: Whatever.

KungfuGucci: What are you doing?

K.Duizhang: Nothing.

KungfuGucci: Really?

K.Duizhang: NAH.. I'M JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE.

KungfuGucci: NO DON'T! I HAVE SO MANY THINGS I HAVEN'T SAID AND DONE WITH YOU YET! PLZ DON'T LEAVE OMG, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT YOU. T_T

K.Duizhang: ... It was sarcasm you idiot.

KungfuGucci: Oh. Uhm. Well that was awkward. *punches myself 100 times*

K.Duizhang: So what brings you here.

KungfuGucci: I just wanted to talk to you...

K.Duizhang: I am under the same fckn roof, only like, 5m away from you.

KungfuGucci: But I'm socially shy...

K.Duizhang sent an image:



KungfuGucci: ..............

K.Duizhang: :)

KungfuGucci: OMG.. IS THAT A SMILE?!?! 

K.Duizhang: Uhm.. no.

KungfuGucci: IT WAS A SMILE??

K.Duizhang: IT WASN'T.

KungfuGucci: YOU SMILE AT ME..

K.Duizhang: ...

KungfuGucci: OMG.. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? OH MY FEELS...

K.Duizhang: What the actual f**k...

KungfuGucci: Aww Kris <3

K.Duizhang: NO, OKAY.

KungfuGucci added Laynicorn and ManlyLu to the conversation.

Laynicorn: Oh hey Tao!

ManlyLu: Ey Baby

KungfuGucci: GEGES, KRIS SMILED

Laynicorn: Wut

ManlyLu: Uhm.. that's very nice Tao..

K.Duizhang: I didn't smile. Smiling isn't my style.

Laynicorn sent an image:



Laynicorn: "Smiling isn't my style."

K.Duizhang: ........................ fcku gay unicorn.

Laynicorn: Your argument is irrelevant. 1-0 Yixing.

ManlyLu: Ehmm.. are we going to break out into another argument again..?

KungfuGucci: Just lemme catch my breath, Kris smiled. Like. Woah. Dude.

K.Duizhang: Luhan, stay the f**k out of this.

Laynicorn: Excuse you, don't talk to my Luhan like that.

K.Duizhang: *scoffs* YOUR Luhan???

ManlyLu: AWW LAY.. <3

Laynicorn: ^3^. And yes Kris, MY LUHAN.

K.Duizhang: Last time I remembered, he belonged to Sehun.

Laynicorn: Last time I remembered, he belonged to me.

KungfuGucci: Last time I remembered Kris belonged to me.

ManlyLu: Wut

Laynicorn: Wut

K.Duizhang: Wut

KungfuGucci: Notice me senpai~!

K.Duizhang: Ew

Laynicorn: Anyway, Kris, wanna hear an ugly joke?

K.Duizhang: No not really

Laynicorn: Whatever, you have no choice. Listen closely

K.Duizhang: *mumbles to himself: "what was the point of asking me in the first place.. stupid unicorn"*

Laynicorn: Okay, now. Grab a mirror

K.Duizhang: What for?

Laynicorn: Just get a mirror

ManlyLu: Well this is interesting

KungfuGucci: Still can't get over the fact he smiled at me

K.Duizhang: Okay I got a mirror

Laynicorn: Now look into the mirror

K.Duizhang: Why..

Laynicorn: Because in that mirror is the joke
Laynicorn: What do you see?

K.Duizhang: Me

ManlyLu: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

KungfuGucci: Hold up what.. oh.. OHHH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA OUCH

K.Duizhang: .. I don't get it.

Laynicorn: Give yourself a few moments to process this, it's going to hurt

K.Duizhang: Wait why will it hurt? Is a knife going to fly out of the mirror and stab me???

ManlyLu: This galaxy is stupid.

KungfuGucci: C'mon man, even I understood this..

Laynicorn: I should run shouldn't I?

ManlyLu: Yeah...

Laynicorn signed out.

K.Duizhang: Wut. I don't get it.

KungfuGucci: Okay, what I reccommend you do is before you sleep, think hard about what Lay said, maybe it'll make sense then

K.Duizhang: ... Or you guys could ellaborate.

ManlyLu: ...Nah, that's not an option :))

K.Duizhang: -_-"

KungfuGucci: Man I'm bored. Kris, smile again ^_^

K.Duizhang: ... no.

KungfuGucci: Fine. I'll just have to find one.

K.Duizhang: Find..one? What?

KungfuGucci sent an image:

KungfuGucci: OOPSSS WRONG PHOTO

K.Duizhang: WHAT THE FCK TAO

ManlyLu: DID YOU MAKE A MEME OF YOURSELF TAO.. ARE YOU SERIOUS... O_O

KungfuGucci sent an image:



KungfuGucci: Oh yush Kris, smile. >:)

ManlyLu: Wow what a pedo..that smile man..

K.Duizhang: Tao..where are you getting these photos from?!

KungfuGucci: A useful source of life called Google

K.Duizhang: I'll be back, Im going to do this "Google" thing

ManlyLu: LOL.. This kid

KungfuGucci: Hi hyung~

ManlyLu: Heyo Baby <3

KungfuGucci: It's a lil boring yeah?

ManlyLu: Dw I know who to add

KungfuGucci: okiee

ManlyLu added ChensingMachine to the conversation.

ChensingMachine: CHENCHENCHEN.IS.HERE~! <3

ManlyLu: HEYA CHEN BABE <3

ChensingMachine: Heyyy~^^

KungfuGucci: Oh.. oh heooo naw.

ChensingMachine: ...

KungfuGucci: YOU...

ManlyLu: D-d-did I miss something..?

ChensingMachine: So...We.meet.again...

ManlyLu: What's with the dots Chen?

ChensingMachine: ...Blame Tao.

KungfuGucci: HOW WAS IS MY FAULT? YOU BROKE YOUR KEYBOARD YOURSELF. I GOT XIUMIN TO FIX MINE. *mehrong~*

ChensingMachine: Ugh.whatever.you.lil.girl.I'm.bored.ahah.imma.change.my.name

ChensingMachine changed his name to BringDahBoizOut.

KungfuGucci: Even with a broken spacebar, you can still be such a retard. 

BringDahBoizOut:  ExcuuuuuuuseMe.

ManlyLu: Eyeyeye.. no arguing plz

KungfuGucci changed her name to Freezing-Timer.

BringDahBoizOut: Her..?.Freezing-Timer??.BWAHAHAH.YOU.ARE.SO.LAME.

Freezing-Timer:Well at least I'm not gay and "BringDahBoizOut"

ManlyLu changed his name to WolfzLeader.

BringDahBoizOut: ...

Freezing-Timer: ...

WolfzLeader: ... What?

BringDahBoizOut: AND.I.THOUGHT.I.WAS.LAME...

Freezing-Timer: REALLY HYUNG?!

WolfzLeader: What? I am one ^^ Most manliest :3

BringDahBoizOut: Sangnamja.mueoseun.*scoff*

Freezing-Timer sent an image:



WolfzLeader: ... :3 hehe

K.Duizhang: I FOUND STUFF ON GOOGLE...

BringDahBoizOut: HI.KRIS

WolfzLeader: HI KRIS

Freezing-Timer: HI KRIS

K.Duizhang: What the fck.. who is who?

BringDahBoizOut: I'm.SNSD's.Chen

Freezing-Timer: I'm the kitchen's timer

WolfzLeader: I came back from the full moon

K.Duizhang: O_O ......................

BringDahBoizOut: Hi-five.guys.

Freezing-Timer: YEAH!

WolfzLeader: *slap*

K.Duizhang: ^ Luhan.. I know that it's you...  "WolfzLeader"

WolfzLeader: ... WHATTT I DO PASS AS AN AGGRESSIVE MANLY WOLF..!!

Freezing-Timer: Keep on dreaming pretty boi

BringDahBoizOut: I.think.I.just.got.my.period

K.Duizhang: O_O UHHHHHMMM

Freezing-Timer: OMG PLUG IT UP

WolfzLeader: Okay that's just nasty man

K.Duizhang: Oh wow, I'm out.

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A/N:

If you haven't already noticed, I haven't applied italics to their usernames. This is because it takes a lot of time and effort to do that, and I really can't be bothered. So I'm going to stop applying italics on their usernames.

Also, THIS WAS PURELY A RANDOM CHAT ahahah hope you guys enjoyed~~~!