"Let me just say that having a former flower boy for a step dad is not exactly the best thing. Suki asked me why a hot teenager was picking me up from school, and when I told her that it was my thirty-three year old step father, she had the 'I don't believe a word you just said' look on her face."

"So Kangin is in denial about failing his test, but really, you got a sixty-nine on your history test, that's not a good thing."

"Well... Kangin just read my last entry, and we were laughing about sixty-nine for ten straight minutes. My cheeks hurt. I'm never smiling again."

"Dear god, I just caught my parents playing Just Dance. WHY WAS LUHAN GOOD AT IT?"

"Uncle Chul almost burned down the house today. Ehh, it's normal by now. He also forgot who I was. That's normal too."

"I need somebody to make instant ramen illegal because that stuff burns like a mo-fo."

"Some guy on the bus was going on about how twelve year olds are horrible at cursing, and that we don't even know how to properly curse. Shut up you mother ing ."

"Mom read my last entry... and... I miss Tumblr already. She changed the password on my laptop, and she's gonna tell me it in a week. In the end, I accidently said 'well ', and then she said I'm getting the password in two weeks."