So... I decided to interview certain people in the cast of Devil Beside Me.

Enjoy.

(BTW, this chapter will be written in MY perspective. Yes, the author's perspective.)

*** Pure Fiction Though***

~Interview with Kim Heechul~

Me (Sitting down with a cup of coffee) : So, Heechul ssi... I have a few questions for you.

Heechul (Sitting down in front of me) : Ask away.

Me (Flipping through notebook) : First question is, what do you think of your life as of now?

Heechul (Looking excited) : Ooooh.... I love my life right now. I've got a nice house, a good wife... You know.

Me (Chuckling ^_^) : I see~ On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love your wife?

Heechul (In deep thought) : Hm... 1000!

Me (Looking serious) : Please answer the question according to what it asks, Heechul ssi.

Heechul (Laughing) : Okay! I would say 10. She's the best person anyone can ever meet.

Me (Nodding) : Next question...

Heechul (Interrupting) : Wait... What are you again?

Me ( *are-you-kidding-me face*) : I'm an author. 

Heechul (blurts out some English) : Oh my god! 

Me : Yes?

Heechul (Totally excited) : So you write stories about me and Jessica? Huh? Huh?

Me (Poker face) : Not really. I write about Kyuhyun and Minsung more.

Heechul (Saddens suddenly) : Oh...

Me (Feeling bad) : If you want, I can write about you guys sometimes...

Heechul (lights up) : YAY!

Me (Clearing throat) : So let's get back on track. What do you think about your obsession with your sister?

Heechul (Suddenly serious) : I think it's very righteous for me to protect my sister from the claws and evilness of society,

Me (Poker face) : But you only protect her from Kyuhyun ssi... Should I assume that Kyuhyun ssi is evil then?

Heechul (Eyes wide) : Yeah! How did it take that long for you to notice?

Me (Sighs) : ...

~Interview with Lee Sungmin~

Me (Waves) : Anneonghaseyo, Sungmin ssi~

Sungmin (Looking grumpy) : ...

Me (Concerned) : What's wrong?

Sungmin (Still grumpy) : Why didn't you give me more lines in your book? 

Me (-__-) : Uh...

Sungimn (Pouts) : Also, how am I not the main character in this story, huh? 

Me : Well, you see, I needed a male that's mildly mature looking... Your face doesn't suit the image of a college professor...

Sungmin (Sighs) : No! I don't want to be in Kyuhyun's role! I want to be in Minsung's role! Do you not get my point?!

Me (O_O) : You mean...

Sungmin : Yes! I should be Kyuhyun's lover! 

Me (Slo