Talking Banana

Dream Time

Sungjae was just getting out of bed and ready to get himself some breakfast.

 

"I'm hungry," he said to himself, "A banana this morning would do me could, if we had any!"

Sungjae walked to the kitchen, and to his surprise there were the most beautiful ripe yellow bananas he had ever seen!

"Holy cow!" squealed Sungjae, "BANANAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!"

Sungjae dove into the bunch and ripped off one banana.

"OW! OW! YOU HAVE HURT ME!" whimpered a voice.

 

"Who said that?" said Sungjae.

"It was me," said the voice.

"Who's me?" said Sungjae.

"You know who," the voice said again.

 

Sungjae reached for the top. He was about to peel the banana when he noticed it turn green and brown and then yellow again.

Sungjae was overwhelmed. He had never seen a banana change colours that quickly! He thought it looked so gross he was about to pile.

"Chill out, Sungjae, there's nothing to be afraid of," the voice said again.

"What?" said Sungjae, "A talking banana?"

"That's right," said the banana.

"This is a joke, isn't it?" chuckled Sungjae.

"NO!" insisted the banana, "I really can talk! You just don't believe me!"

"Ok, ok," said Sungjae, "But how can you talk?"

"I just do," said the banana.

"If I ate you you might as well shut up," said Sungjae, feeling a bit annoyed.

Sungjae reached for the peel and unpeeled the banana.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" shrieked the banana, "I'M DYING!"

 

At that moment Peniel dashed out of the bedroom.

"What's wrong?" he asked, concerned. "Are you hurt or something?"

Sungjae stood there, frozen.

Peniel squinted at him. "Were you just talking to a banana?"

"Uhhhhhh.........." muttered Sungjae, "No......?"

"Then how come I heard screaming?"

"It's nothing," said Sungjae, "Just a pigment of your imagination?"

Peniel backed awkwardly as he headed for the bathroom to brush his teeth.

 

"HA!" sneered the banana, "I'm such a troll,"

"That's it," moaned Sungjae, "I've had enough of this nonsense, I'm going to eat you!"

Sungjae's mouth dove into the banana and began tearing away at the fruit, whilst it screamed muffled.

Then the other BtoB members woke up.

"What was that?" said Eunkwang, "Did I hear a scream?"

"No," said Sungjae, "Just your imagination,"

"Are you sure?" said Eunkwang, "You didn't hurt yourself did you?"

"No," said Sungjae.

 

Sungjae stared at the banana peel in frustration and hit his head over and over again with his fist.

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nyokopuppet
#1
Chapter 10: How'd I end up back here?
Celi13
#2
Chapter 9: I don't know how to respond to this, but for some reason it's really funny.
nyokopuppet
#3
Chapter 7: This is soo odd~ Lol
GumdropAhjumma
#4
Chapter 3: LOLOL WTF is going on. XD I am laughing at this so hard. XD What drug is Sungjae smoking?? Lol jk. XD This is awesome. XD