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“…and so, x=37.” Shiyeon scribbled the answer onto the worksheet, glancing up to make sure Kai was listening. Unfortunately for him, and not so shockingly, he had been watching the brunette with a cheesy grin etched onto his face instead of paying attention to the work.

He was smacked promptly.

“Yah! I’m going to quit tutoring you, you bum!”

“Nooo!” Kai wailed, latching himself onto her waist. He buried his face in her chest shamelessly and cried out, “Don’t leave me! I love youuuuu.”

Shiyeon faltered, her anger fading away significantly as she flushed. She pushed his face away and scrunched her nose, “You’re annoying,”

“…but?”

“But…”

“BUT?!”

“You’re a buttface.” The woman smirked, her inner troll emerging and rising to control.

Kai scowled, tackling the girl to the ground. He roared jokingly, snapping his teeth in an animal-like manner to prove himself “fierce”, “Weak human, do not troll me! I shall your mind, heart, soul, and body.” At the end, his voice had returned to normal and he winked at Shiyeon.

Unable to hold in her laughter, Shiyeon raised a hand to and curled into a ball.

“God, you’re greasy. No wonder you’re so tan.”

“Was that an insult?!”

“Yes, fried potato.”

“I SHAN’T FORGIVE THINE DISRESPECT!”

She feigned fear, putting both hands to her chest, “Oh, no! However shall I make it up to your almighty potato-ness? Have mercy, Lord Burned Tater!”

“WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?!”