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“SHE’S ALIVE!”

“IT’S A GHOST!”

Shiyeon raised a brow, blinking curiously as everyone around her started to flee in terror. Kai laughed nervously from around her, his hand lingering near her waist but retracted it when she tossed him a glare, “What did Saebyul do and why did you listen to her.”

“I didn’t want to do it I swear!”

Saebyul grinned widely, scratching the nape of her neck nervously as Shiyeon tossed her an impenetrable glare. “You see, I was just—“

“Oh, save it you brat.”

She pouted, “Hey! I was just getting revenge for you! They feel like , don’t you think that’s pretty good? They’ve been absent for a pretty long time, and I heard they’re looking for lawyers to defend them in court for manslaughter. Pretty good, eh?”

Shiyeon rolled her eyes, “’Good’ my , you ed up little .”

“Yo, I’m older!”

‘Then act like it!”

“…”

“…”

“Hah!” Saebyul guffawed loudly, “That was the funniest thing you’ve said all day! Oh, oh god my stomach hurts. Ahhhh that’s hilarious.

Their laughter harmonized as the rest of Exo stared at the two oddly, shaking their heads.

“Kai, just know that you’re the one that has to deal with one of them on their periods.”

Said male nearly burst into tears.

guy i'm sorry i haven't updated I HAVE A LIFE NO MATTER HOW INSIGNIFICANT
i don't know yall i've had no inspiration whatsoever for anything. 
if that's what writer's block is GET ME OUT OF HERE PLS