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A loud sigh broke through the hectic chaos in the smaller restaurant.

“When are you going to get a boyfriend?”

Saebyul blinked, momentarily pausing from her eating. She tilted her head slightly, sneering before she took another large bite of her fried chicken, “Well, I’ve got this pain in my chest…” she spoke around a mouthful of chicken.

“Aw, honey, who’s the guy?” D.O. cooed.

“No, I mean my s hurt. Seriously.”

Rolling her eyes, Shiyeon shook her head as the older girl continued her ravage, “Look at you, sloppy as ever…” sighing yet again, with her hand lazily supporting her temple, the brunette whined, “…you’re so happy. Why the hell did I ever agree on that bet? Damn my greediness.”

The blonde shrugged, “No boyfriend, more food. Your fault.”

“Hello, I’m right here,” Kai tearfully interrupted. Xiumin snickered silently, meeting un-amused eyes that shut him up. He cursed internally, why am I single?

“Nobody asked you,” the two women snapped.

Chanyeol chuckled heartily, patting Saebyul’s back in a manner he considered friendly, but hazardous to the girl whom immediately choked on her food, “But seriously, why don’t you settle down?”

Without contemplating the question, she answered, “Nobody really suits me.”

“You mean a guy that will clean after your mess, deal with your manliness, make you food, and laugh at all your stupid erted jokes?” Shiyeon laughed, “You have Taewoo for that. Too bad he’s gay, or you’d have the perfect match.”

“Fwok chu,” Saebyul huffed, shoving spoonfuls of rice into , “Ko fwok yo bohfwen.”

“Oh, she will be,” Kai winked at the annoyed brunette, swinging his around her shoulder, “Isn’t that right, love?” Shiyeon only tossed him a blank look, turning back to face the rest of Exo, “Remind me why I’m still dating this ?”

Saebyul grinned, facing Baekhyun, “LOOOOOOOVE~” they sang.

“Oh, hell nah! You spat all over my new shirt!”

“Oh, shuck et ahp!”

“Oh, no you didn’t!”

“Oh, yesh ah DIID.”

“!”

“FWIGHT MEH BWO!”

Kris scrunched his nose, flicking a grain of rice off his eyes as he directed his irate gaze at the fuming girl, “Take your fight outside, and stop spitting on me!”

Baekhyun and Saebyul turned around at the same time.

“ YOU!”

Shiyeon exhaled deeply, “I’m not even surprised.”

“We’re going to get kicked out,” Suho grumbled.

Sehun chided, “Again,”

“Well,” Kai smiled mischievously, gripping Shiyeon’s arm. He tugged her up, earning a confused look, as he raced out of the restaurant without looking, “LATER, HYUNG! THANKS FOR PAYING THE BILL!”

“YAH KIM JONGIN!”

“Still not surprised.”