Mystery POV:

Helloooo there reader!!! Can you guess who I am? That’s right, I’m the main character of the story. A beautiful young lady with gorgeous blond hair and a hot body to accompany it. I’m also very smart and talented, and well desired by my peers. You may be wondering what my name is, right? Well, I’m not really sure the author would want me to tell-

Oh shaddap Jess. It’s not like they care ‘bout yah anyways. An’ don’t be all conceited cause clearly h’am the beautiful one round these parts. And “well desired?” Gurl, yah don’t even talk to nobody but that food vacuum, how’d yah know anythin’ ‘bout yer peers?

Oh my gosh Sooyeon. That’s like the tenth time today that you’ve interrupted me and taken over. Can’t you just let me have my moment without being so-

Shut yer trap. Yer messing up yer instructions. The author only wanted you to introduce the story, yah dimwit. Not talk ‘bout how purty yah really aren’t. So get to it Jess, do yer job and shut yer mouth.

Hmph! Well I don’t like that attitude of your’s.

An’ I don’t like you neither.

Clearly you need some grammar lessons because that was a double negative.

That was a double negative, Sooyeon. You’re so uneducated Sooyeon. Blah, blah, blah. Now hurry up with da introduction.

*cough* Well, let’s start again shall we?

We shall.

Stop interrupting Sooyeon!

Oh my god. Sorry woman. Sheesh.

Like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by-

Da most y gurl on da planet.

Sooyeon!

Sorry. Please continue.

Anyways. Hello, reader, my name is Jessica. I am currently 21 years old and am studying literature at my university. I’ve lived here in California for most of my life. My best friend-

An’ only friend!

-is Sooyoung. She’s helped me become a more social person, although I do tend to scare people away still with my-

Scary face an’ cold attitude!

I swear I’ll punch you Sooyeon if this continues! Anyways, I’ve always been more of a quiet girl, but one who’s good at her studies. I love air conditioning and sleeping. I hate cucumbers and running, and loud people bother me too-

It’s a wonder Sooyoung’s still friends with you yah antisocial moron.

-My family is very supportive of me, and my sister is a very loving-

Carbon copy of yer icy princess syndrome!

-young woman. Hello my name is Jessica, and I have multiple personality disorder.

God! Finally yah got to da point. Like it took you an entire 540 sum’in words ta get there. I’m tired, let’s go get some ice cream.

Ooo. That’s actually a good idea. I feel like having-

Vanilla.

-Wow, it’s like you read my mind.

Well duh, I’m part of yer mind aren’t I? Idiot.

Wait, Sooyeon, aren’t you forgetting something?

Huh? Oh right. Hello, mah name be Sooyeon, and I’m dis here idiot’s other personality. Personally, I’m da cooler one.

Sooyeon!

Aight, aight. We both cool. Now let’s get that ice cream.

A/N: So to clarify, that was Jessica having an internal monologue with her other personality, Sooyeon. I got the idea for this story after taking psychology class. I do intend this to be a Jeti story, but the other pairings aren’t set in stone. Anywhoo, I hope you guys liked the first chapter :) Don’t forget to comment, subscribe, and all that nonsense!