When Exo tries to save a girl from bullies

Exo's way trying to save a girl from bullies

Suho: Hey! Stop that! Did you know that it's against the rules and regulations of this school to bully someone?
Bullies: *looks at Suho and ended up laughing* Are you for real? You're even half of our height.
Suho: *mumbles what's wrong with height this days? then left them*

Kris: * face: I'm too cool for this*
Yow peasants. Leave her alone or I'll call the army.
Bullies: -___-
Kris: *takes his phone and call someone*
(Expectation: Kris is calling his uncle who is a general)
Hello Uncle, can I ask some of your friends? There are people who bullies a girl in our school.
(Reality: Kris is calling Chanyeol)
-so Yeol's reaction was LMAO-

Baekhyun: Stop that pronto or I'll throw this liquid eyeliner on your faces.

Tao: Don't touch her! *doing his wushu stunts*
I will really hit you with this wushu stick I'm holding now.

Chanyeol: Ayo waddup guys.
Bullies: And who the hell are you?
Chanyeol: Oh~ Annyeong haseyo. *bows 90 degrees* Park Chanyeol-imnida.
Bullies: (--.)(.--)(--.)(.--)

Sehun: *poker face* I'm outta here.

Luhan: *manly* Don't you dare lay a finger on her.
Bullies: *looks at Luhan* *evil laugh*
Luhan: GO AWAY! SEHUNNIE! HELP ME!

Kyungsoo: Do you want baked cookies?
Bullies: Is it chocolate?
Kyungsoo: Yes it is. Here. Try one of these. (offers chocolate chip cookies)
*minutes later*
Bullies: ZzzZzzZz
Kyungsoo: Oops. That cookies were made purposely for y Jongin >_<

Lay: *passing by, looks at them*
Girl: Help me Lay oppa! T_T
Lay: Are you referring to me?

Xiumin: Can I barter my Baozi to you instead of bullying that girl?

Chen: Hello
Bullies: +___+
Chen: Annyeong~~~

Jongin: *smirk* Hi babe.
Girl: O_o
Bullies: Who are you this time?
Jongin: I'm her only knight and shinning armor.
Bullies: The hell we care. Let's . . .
Jongin: *strips his uniform*
Bullies: *nosebleed*