The departure lounge was in chaos.

Luggage was strewn all over the floor, there were paper planes being flown around, (courtesy of EunHae), and Leeteuk was having a screaming match with the manager on the phone. Siwon was preaching a sermon to Donghae's stuffed toys (since Heechul kept running away), and the K.R.Y was about to dissect an unconscious Kangin.

Apparently, even Kangin couldn’t run more than 300 meters, while carrying Zhou Mi’s luggage. The rest of SJ were forced to drag/carry him all the way to the departure lounge, along with the two screaming magnaes.

“Do you think he’s dead?” Ryeowook asked, wide-eyed, giving the unconscious Raccoon a poke in the stomach. “He looks dead…even his tongue’s poking out.”  

Kangin was sprawled all over Zhou Mi’s luggage, and currently also had a paper plane in his mouth. EunHae had excellent aim.

"We should just take a picture." Heechul cackled evilly. He exchanged high-fives with Zhou Mi, the both of them laughing like hyenas at a picnic. The Diva and Fashionista had decided to give Kangin a make-over while he was knocked out, and had transformed the masculine member into a total drag-queen.

“Nah, I think he’s fine.” Yesung disagreed, shaking his head. "Except for the purple eyeshadow...But still. If he’s not bleeding, he’s not dead,” The eccentric singer pointed out, proud of his logical thinking.

"It's kinda hard to tell with the eyeshadow, though..."

 “He could be having internal bleedings,”

“Yah, I only threw my Nintendo DS at his head,” Kyuhyun defended himself, scowling in Ryeowook’s direction.

“And it cracked.” Henry pointed out, joining the K.R.Y on the floor.

“And you threw your laptop at him, too.”

“No, I didn’t.”

“Yes you did, you knocked him out with your laptop bag.”

“No, my laptop’s here.” Kyuhyun patted his beloved fondly.

“He threw my laptop,” Eunhyuk answered grumpily from the corner. “And it was my RED laptop too!”

“And…?” The Canadian Maknae started to look confused.

“Eunhyuk has…things in that laptop.” Zhou Mi explained, shooting Eunhyuk a look.

“Things like por-OWWWWW!!!”  Yesung’s explanation was cut off by a sharp pinch from Siwon, who had overheard the conversation.

“Puppies. Hyukkie keeps puppy pictures in his red laptop.” Siwon answered firmly, shooting Yesung a glare.

“Oh.”

“Do you think hyung’s okay?” Ryeowook asked, changing the subject. “He looks like he wants to throw up.” He gestured to their leader, who was currently walking over to them, his facial expression a mixture of pure delight and agony.

Leeteuk paused in front of s and heaved a big dramatic sigh.

“I have good news and bad news.” He paused, waiting for everyone’s attention. Once he had it, he continued.

“Firstly, we’ll be having our own variety show again.” The members cheered, happy at the idea.

"It's called Around the World in 80 Days with Super Junior. We'll be travelling to about 15 countries, and yes, Hyukkie, it can also be counted as a world tour. But...." The angelic leader paused midsentence and looked down.

“But?” Shindong prompted, noting Leeteuk’s painful expression.

“We’re the camera crew too.” The SJ leader gave a weak smile. “Does anyone know how to work a camcorder?”

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