They were seated in separate couches; Luhan in one of them and Baozi in another. They were watching a very girly movie called ‘Lovesick’ and Baozi had never thought he would ever watch such a stupid movie in his life. They’d already watched an hour and the only thing Baozi knew about the plot was that the girl liked the guy, but she was too shy to tell him. Baozi felt like falling asleep, but then he heard the most nauseous movie quote he’d ever heard:

“George, you have to help me. I have a disease,” the extremely beautiful American actress with big s sighed. Baozi thought the actress was beautiful, Luhan thought she was overrated.

“What are the symptoms?” the guy named George asked and was ready to write them down. Baozi thought the plot was way too cliché and just outright horrible. The George guy was a doctor and the girl was his patient.

The big chested woman made herself look extra y by puffing out her chest a little so her s would seem even bigger. “I always think about you, I always see you when I close my eyes and my heart hurts every time I see you. George, I think I’m lovesick.”

And that was when Baozi almost gagged. Luhan though, seemed very enthralled by the scene and just the movie in general.

“You like to watch sassy stuff like this?” Baozi questioned as the two characters began kissing each other passionately in the consultation room.

Luhan nodded and followed every move of progress happening in the TV. “Remember; I’m gay.”

“Isn’t that very stereotypic?”

“It is, but why should I lie? What movies do you prefer to watch?” Luhan paused the movie and his attention went to Baozi.

“Action movies or comedy movies,” Baozi answered truthfully. “These kinds of movies are just… they make wanna laugh and puke at the same time, because they’re so horrible.”

“I too like action and comedy movies, but today I felt like watching this kind of movie,” Luhan began playing the movie again and Baozi said nothing. He just leaned back onto the couch and tried to enjoy the rest of the movie, without dying.

A/N: At some point I feel like I'll disappoint you all later on with this story.....

Longer chapters from now~ I promise ^^