“What’s your ideal type?”

“I want someone that’s smaller than me in height, has blonde hair and cute blue eyes. She’d look best in a tiny and tight green dress with corset and her hair tied in a bun. She’d be good with her hands. I mean, she’d be crafty and very creative! I like it if she’s a little jealous, maybe over the top? It makes me feel loved! If she’d done something bad, she would later apologize, wouldn’t she?”

“So you’re basically looking for Tinker Bell?”

“What? No, that’s...”

Mir kept waving his hands the entire evening show.