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Of Hairy Dogs and Bloodsucking Bats
~Hello guys! The first chapter is finally out! Yay! :D The background of this chapter is that the B.A.P members are talking in a chat room. Here are their usernames ^^:
Yongguk- Old_Gramps
Himchan- your_mom
Daehyun- Imhungry
Youngjae- Theonlynormalone
Jongup- The_lonely_rider
Zelo- Baby_jello
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ll Old_Gramps has signed in. ll
ll Imhungry has signed in. ll
ll your_mom has signed in. ll
ll Baby_jello has signed in. ll
ll the_lonely_rider has signed in. ll
ll theonlynormalone has signed in. ll
Old_Gramps: Hi fellow members! ^^
your_mom: …………
XDD that’s hilarious
baby_jello: >:D I see it worked
theonlynormalone: XDD
the_lonely_rider: I don’t get it .__.
Imhungry: xDD
Old_Gramps: wats so funny? :l
theonlynormalone: username CX
Old_Gramps: wat?
Theonlynormalone: check ur username Gukkie hyung
Old_Gramps: …
WTF?! O_o Alright, who changed it? Was it you Zelo? €_€
baby_jello: and so wat if it was…
Old_Gramps: I’m gonna go change it back. And Zelo, you’re grounded by the way.
Baby_jello: wa- wat is this madness?! U cant ground me! Im invincible! >:DDD
Old_Gramps: Zelo shut up.
Baby_jello: NEVER! MUAHAHAHHA!
Old_Gramps: You’re not gonna listen to me are you?
Baby_jello: yep :>
Imhungry: Zelo-ah can you get me some soda? :3
Baby_jello: ok mommy :3
Old_Gramps: What the- You listen to him but not me?! :<
Baby_jello: mommy is nicer than daddy :D
your_mom: I thought I was the mommy :(
theonlynormalone: me too D:
the_lonely_rider: Is Daehyun hyung the mommy now? Ok ^^
Imhungry: im not the mom .__. Im just thirsty
Old_Gramps: You think I would be the mom? Of course I’m the dad. Right Daehyunnie~?
Imhungry: Of course Gukkie~ ^^
your_mom: ‘Daehyunnie’? ‘Gukkie’? are u 2 in a relationship I don’t know about or what? *__* please, i need details. DETAILS PPL!
Theonlynormalone: *starts singing Secret Love*
Baby_jello: Duh they are! Where do u think the sounds come from every night Himchannie hyung? Its just them trying out their new ‘toys’ kekeke…
Old_Gramps: I’m leaving.
ll Old_Gramps has signed out. ll
Imhungry: ZELO-AH! I TOLD U TO NEVER SPEAK OF THAT! THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL! (O/////O)
Theonlynormalone: I never knew Daehyun was the type hehehe…
Imhungry: Shut the hell up Youngjae.
your_mom: i never knew Daehyun was the type to bottom thats 4 1 O__0
the_lonely_rider: im still here u know… .__.
Imhungry: fml T~T
ll level70paladin has signed in. ll
level70paladin: Hey there guys! :DDD
Imhungry: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! >:l
level70paladin: your mom.
your_mom: PUN CITY! :D
Imhungry: Haha. But seriously, who the are you?
level70paladin: woah, calm ur bro, its me yongnam
your_mom: Yongnam hyung? Wat r u doing here?
level70paladin: I came by to say hi ^^
Hows life btw?
theonlynormalone: nothing much Yongnam hyung. Ur bro finally got a boyfriend
level70paladin: really? Wow. About time he finally got laid. Who is he?
Theonlynormalone: ikr?! And its Daehyun. ^^
level70paladin: huh. I knew he had a thing for the younger.
ll Old_Gramps has signed in. ll
Old_Gramps: Hyung? Why are you here?
level70paladin: wat? i cant say hi to my baby brother? 3:
Old_Gramps: No, it's not that. It's just- Aish, you know what? Nevermind.
level70paladin: oh, okay then! ^^
Yongguk-ah! Wats with ur username? XD
Old_Gramps: Zelo. =__=
level70paladin: oh
your_mom: hey Yongguk. I thought u went 2 go fix ur username. Wat happened?
Old_Gramps: It seems that our baby maknae Junhong-ah here decided to put some password protection on, so that I couldn’t change my username. =w=
Baby_jello: I am so amazing aren’t I?
ll level70paladin has signed out. ll
Old_Gramps: What am I going to do?~ T_T
the_lonely_rider: the password is sh!ft contr0l del3te wArr!Or b@ng d@ehyun all night long w/out the spaces hyung ^^
Old_Gramps: What the ? You can solve a password lock but you can’t solve 1+1?
The_lonely_rider: wat password lock hyung? wats 1+1? (?_? )
Old_Gramps: *smh* Nevermind, you’re back to normal now.
Imhungry: did u rlly have to add that last part to the password Junhong-ah? ._______.
Baby_jello: of course hyung~ :3
Imhungry: I’m hungry.
The_lonely_rider: u always r Daehyunnie hyung ^^
Theonlynormalone: explains ur username
Old_Gramps: You can have me for dinner instead~
your_mom: eww Bbang. No pickup lines in the chatroom please eue; there is an innocent child here
Old_Gramps: Oh yeah. Whoopsies.
The_lonely_rider: wat does hyung mean by Daehyunniie hyung eating Yongukkie hyung? Unless… /gasp/ YONGGUK AND DAEHYUN HYUNG ARE CANNIBALS! RUN 4 UR LIVES EVERYONE! OAO
ll The_lonely_rider has signed out. ll
your_mom: well now thanks 2 u 2, hes gonna b scared of u guys all month e_e
Old_Gramps: Sorry. .-.
Imhungry: i didnt do anything .__________.
Chicken_lover: MUAHAHA! I HAVE FINALLY APPEARED! >:)
Imhungry: Get the out please, Jinki hyung eue
Chicken_lover: Okay. .__.
~So…how was it
I’m new to this type of format so please forgive me if it looks a bit lame. .__. Anyways, how is the 1st chapter? ^^
(P.S. PWEASE COMMENT T~T I miss them so much.)
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