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Of Hairy Dogs and Bloodsucking Bats

 

~Hello guys! The first chapter is finally out! Yay! :D The background of this chapter is that the B.A.P members are talking in a chat room. Here are their usernames ^^:

Yongguk- Old_Gramps

Himchan- your_mom

Daehyun- Imhungry

Youngjae- Theonlynormalone

Jongup- The_lonely_rider

Zelo- Baby_jello

 

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ll Old_Gramps has signed in. ll

ll Imhungry has signed in. ll

ll your_mom has signed in. ll

ll Baby_jello has signed in. ll

ll the_lonely_rider has signed in. ll

ll theonlynormalone has signed in. ll

Old_Gramps: Hi fellow members! ^^

your_mom: …………

XDD that’s hilarious

baby_jello: >:D I see it worked

theonlynormalone: XDD

the_lonely_rider: I don’t get it  .__.

Imhungry: xDD

Old_Gramps: wats so funny? :l

theonlynormalone: username CX

Old_Gramps: wat?

Theonlynormalone: check ur username Gukkie hyung

Old_Gramps: …

WTF?! O_o Alright, who changed it? Was it you Zelo? €_€

baby_jello: and so wat if it was…

Old_Gramps: I’m gonna go change it back. And Zelo, you’re grounded by the way.

Baby_jello: wa- wat is this madness?! U cant ground me! Im invincible! >:DDD

Old_Gramps: Zelo shut up.

Baby_jello: NEVER! MUAHAHAHHA!

Old_Gramps: You’re not gonna listen to me are you?

Baby_jello: yep :>

Imhungry: Zelo-ah can you get me some soda? :3

Baby_jello: ok mommy :3

Old_Gramps: What the- You listen to him but not me?! :<

Baby_jello: mommy is nicer than daddy :D

your_mom: I thought I was the mommy :(

theonlynormalone: me too D:

the_lonely_rider: Is Daehyun hyung the mommy now? Ok ^^

Imhungry: im not the mom .__. Im just thirsty

Old_Gramps: You think I would be the mom? Of course I’m the dad. Right Daehyunnie~?

Imhungry: Of course Gukkie~ ^^

your_mom: ‘Daehyunnie’? ‘Gukkie’? are u 2 in a relationship I don’t know about or what? *__* please, i need details. DETAILS PPL!

Theonlynormalone: *starts singing Secret Love*

Baby_jello: Duh they are! Where do u think the sounds come from every night Himchannie hyung? Its just them trying out their new ‘toys’ kekeke…

Old_Gramps: I’m leaving.

ll Old_Gramps has signed out. ll

Imhungry: ZELO-AH! I TOLD U TO NEVER SPEAK OF THAT! THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL! (O/////O)

Theonlynormalone: I never knew Daehyun was the type hehehe…

Imhungry: Shut the hell up Youngjae.

your_mom: i never knew Daehyun was the type to bottom thats 4 1 O__0

the_lonely_rider: im still here u know… .__.

Imhungry: fml T~T

 ll level70paladin has signed in. ll

level70paladin: Hey there guys! :DDD

Imhungry: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! >:l

level70paladin: your mom.

your_mom: PUN CITY! :D

Imhungry: Haha. But seriously, who the are you?

level70paladin: woah, calm ur bro, its me yongnam

your_mom: Yongnam hyung? Wat r u doing here?

level70paladin: I came by to say hi ^^

Hows life btw?

theonlynormalone: nothing much Yongnam hyung. Ur bro finally got a boyfriend

level70paladin: really? Wow. About time he finally got laid. Who is he?

Theonlynormalone: ikr?! And its Daehyun. ^^

level70paladin: huh. I knew he had a thing for the younger.

 ll Old_Gramps has signed in. ll

Old_Gramps: Hyung? Why are you here?

level70paladin: wat? i cant say hi to my baby brother? 3: 

Old_Gramps: No, it's not that. It's just- Aish, you know what? Nevermind.

level70paladin: oh, okay then! ^^

Yongguk-ah! Wats with ur username? XD

Old_Gramps: Zelo. =__=

level70paladin: oh

your_mom: hey Yongguk. I thought u went 2 go fix ur username. Wat happened?

Old_Gramps: It seems that our baby maknae Junhong-ah here decided to put some password protection on, so that I couldn’t change my username. =w=

Baby_jello: I am so amazing aren’t I?

ll level70paladin has signed out. ll

Old_Gramps: What am I going to do?~ T_T

the_lonely_rider: the password is sh!ft contr0l del3te wArr!Or b@ng d@ehyun all night long w/out the spaces hyung ^^

Old_Gramps: What the ? You can solve a password lock but you can’t solve 1+1?

The_lonely_rider: wat password lock hyung? wats 1+1? (?_? )

Old_Gramps: *smh* Nevermind, you’re back to normal now.

Imhungry: did u rlly have to add that last part to the password Junhong-ah? ._______.

Baby_jello: of course hyung~ :3

Imhungry: I’m hungry.

The_lonely_rider: u always r Daehyunnie hyung ^^

Theonlynormalone: explains ur username

Old_Gramps: You can have me for dinner instead~

your_mom: eww Bbang. No pickup lines in the chatroom please eue; there is an innocent child here

Old_Gramps:  Oh yeah. Whoopsies.

The_lonely_rider: wat does hyung mean by Daehyunniie hyung eating Yongukkie hyung? Unless… /gasp/ YONGGUK AND DAEHYUN HYUNG ARE CANNIBALS! RUN 4 UR LIVES EVERYONE!  OAO

 ll The_lonely_rider has signed out. ll

your_mom: well now thanks 2 u 2, hes gonna b scared of u guys all month e_e

Old_Gramps: Sorry. .-.

Imhungry: i didnt do anything .__________.

Chicken_lover: MUAHAHA! I HAVE FINALLY APPEARED! >:)

Imhungry: Get the out please, Jinki hyung eue

Chicken_lover: Okay. .__.

 

~So…how was it you? :D /bricked RAINBOWS!

I’m new to this type of format so please forgive me if it looks a bit lame. .__. Anyways, how is the 1st chapter? ^^

(P.S. PWEASE COMMENT T~T I miss them so much.)

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MyeolchiHyuk #1
Chapter 5: maybe she can research on them.. ehehe..
faylieannlee
#2
Chapter 5: Guess some research would be helpful. ^^
faylieannlee
#3
Chapter 5: The only problem is that I don't much info about BAP and SHINee... but I guess I could work on that later on...
nAJOnHyun #4
Chapter 5: Whyyy :'( i know im not worthy to write huhu but omgg this story :'( whyy
MyeolchiHyuk #5
Chapter 5: what?
euu really wanted to delete it?
:/
MissNars
#6
Chapter 5: What... D:
Blue_MonkeyKaisoo #7
Chapter 1: This was funny...couldn't stop laughing.
heeyoung_kwon #8
Chapter 4: I almost forgot about this story (cz my stupid wifi didn't allow me to see the newly updated chapter). But when I read this, I was absolutely satisfied <3
SO FREAKING CUTEEE!!!!!! ESPECIALLY BANGDAE!!!
Omg I have to control myself, or else my mom will wake up and kill me for distirbing her sleep .____.
BUT I CAN'T /making inhuman sounds/ HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME BABY??? I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE TORTURING MY POOR LITTLE FANGIRLED HEART WITH YOUR SUPER ADORABLE BANGDAE!!!!
Still, I love you. More than ever.
/die/
KehKeh #9
Chapter 4: Omg bangdae is soo cute xD
BubbleTeaRulez
#10
Chapter 4: LOL Bang abuses everyone else except Dae xDDDD
OMG Himchan and Key, i love how they complain about their looks x)
Awwww, everyone was adorable in this >w<