Valentine Madness

The Queer Life of Kwon Yuri
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The three Queers were only almost two meters apart from their girlfriends who were currently walking along the hallway towards the cafeteria. They were still hiding. Sooyoung and Yuri were glued to the walls. Sooyoung still maintained her street lamp pose, Yuri pulled her bandana up which was now covering all of her face. She did this so she would not be recognized but she was also struggling with her vision. Taeyeon was busy flapping her wings and did her best imitating the face of a butterfly.

 

"Yah. I'm starting to get really creeped out with the three of them following us like that. Let's just talk to them and ask what's up." Tiffany convinced the two of them.

"No way. Sooyoungie is rweally rweeeeally cute thinking like we don't see them." Sunny shook her head.

"That requires so much energy and patience Tiff. Just let them be." Jessica agreed with Sunny.

"Unnies!" Yoona and Seohyun caught up with them.

"Annyeong Yoona-yah, Seohyun-ah~" the three of them greeted them.

"Unnie, I can't believe Taeyeon unnie became a butterfly. How can a worm become a butterfly?? I really need to talk to her about that." Seohyun shook her head in disappointment.

"Unnie, I heard they were spying on you so they'd know what you'd like for Valentine's day." Yoona told them.

"They told you?" Jessica raised an eyebrow.

"Aniyo. Hyoyeon unnie told me. She put a wiretapping device on Sooyoung unnie's phone." Seohyun nodded at Yoona.

"Huh? Why would she do that?" Tiffany gasped.

"Molla. How would I know? She's part of them." Yoona pointed at the three.

 

Sooyoung and Taeyeon immediately turned around to hide. Yuri was an exception coz she could not see so Sooyoung ran to her side and turned her around so both of them were facing the wall. Seeing her friends together, Taeyeon went in between them and faced the wall too. Now they were covered by Taeyeon's wings.

 

"Yah! That was close!" Sooyoung hissed to them.

"What was close?" Yuri asked confusedly.

"Eish!" Taeyeon pulled Yuri's bandana down.

"Oh. Hi you guys! You two are here!" Yuri smiled widely. Sooyoung knuckled her head.

"Yah! Quiet! They're still near us!" Taeyeon whispered to them.

"Taeng! Why are you so short? You're only covering our bodies!" Sooyoung complained.

"Why are you always picking on my height?!" Taeyeon still tiptoed so her wings would cover her friends' head.

"Did you think they saw us?" Sooyoung asked.

"Aniya. How would they see us? We're perfect spies." Yuri told them.

"Yoona was pointing at us though." Taeyeon said.

"Yah Yuri. Take a peek at them." Sooyoung ordered.

"Wae me?? What if Jessica's just right infront of me outside the wings? Dude. That's so scary." Yuri shivered.

"Palliwa! My knees are already shaking!" Taeyeon whined.

 

So Yuri took a peek. Carefully. Very carefully. She slowly peeked showing just her right eye. That's when she saw Yoona, Seohyun, Sunny, Tiffany and Jessica standing just about one meter apart from them. They were staring at her. Yuri jumped and went back inside the wing and faced her friends.

 

"Yah yah yah yah. They're staring at us. It's the end! This is a failure. Abort mission! Abort mission! Baby mickey baby mickey-" Yuri's feet were already jogging in panic.

"Calm down will you! Maybe you saw it wrong. I'm gonna take a peek." Sooyoung quipped.

 

What she saw was different. Granted they were near them but they weren't looking at them. They were just talking to themselves. So she went back in.

 

"Do you have bad eyesight Yuri?? They weren't staring. Babo!" Sooyoung grumbled.

"YAH! Who you calling babo? You wanna fight with me??" Yuri pushed Sooyoung.

"HUH! Did she just push me Taengoo?? She just pushed me didn't she??" Sooyoung pushed Yuri back too.

 

Taeyeon who was in the middle of all this were being pushed from side to side to. She was still on her tiptoes and now her two tall friends were dragging her on their push fight. They weren't stopping so she did what was best in the situation... she d their butts.

 

Freeze. Yuri and Sooyoung stared at her wide eyed while she raised her chin to both of them. She wasn't guilty at all. In fact, she was proud of what she did. Stop a fight, that is.

 

Outside the wings, the other five were curious as to what was going on inside. They saw the three queer's feet moving from side to side with the middle struggling on her tiptoes.

 

"How cute is my TaeTae on her tiptoes?" Tiffany smiled cheesily.

"Oh? They stopped." Yoona said.

"Why is Yuri and Sooyoungie on their tiptoes too now?" Sunny wondered.

"Unnie, the bell is goin

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11/7 - Taeyeon's Egg Yolk was written and completed like 4 months ago lmao I was supposed to postpone updating until I've written the next part but miss Jessica Jung decided to trigger my yulsic heart so here it is.

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crizxii29 #1
Chapter 50: Author where dafak r u
Eris78
#2
Chapter 45: LMFAO!
Eris78
#3
Chapter 16: If ShinYoungie was actually the one in charge of that group…she’d probably have a whole liquor cabinet in arms’ length.
Eris78
#4
Chapter 14: LMFAOOOO, WTF. I’d pay money to see that.
Eris78
#5
Chapter 5: LMFAOOOOO! I forgot how much fun this crack fic is.
Kkomofam #6
Chapter 50: This is my fourth time reading this story, and everytime it always made me crack. Gosh... i hope you're back author. Please don't abandon this story
Muse_Lover #7
Chapter 50: So many chaos and madness!
With amazingly crack romance as well!
Please update soon~
I miss yulsic so much!
Thank you~
SevenL
#8
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SevenL
#10
Chapter 5: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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