Weekend. I couldn’t be happier. Finally weekend.
Donghae laid spread on my bed and typed into his phone like a maniac since an hour already while I tried to get some school project done.
It wasn't really easy because my little friend kept on giggling and threw his legs all around from time to time. I got kinda curious.
“What do you do actually?” I turned into my chair and looked at that obviously happy guy on my sheets.
He looked up, sparing some of his precious time for me and with that kind of smile that would let a fluffy cute puppy look like a werewolf.
“I’m chatting” He smiled happily.
He chatted? With who? He did not know people to chat with. I always thought he would just know me. Suspicious.
“What?” I asked just to make sure I didn't misheard.
“Kakaotalk. I chat on Kakaotalk. Should I install it for you too? We can chat as well if you want. Give me your phone” an extended hand was suddenly thrown into my direction. He sat there on his knees and it was just a missing wagging tail that distinguished him from an excited doggy.
Ah, yeah, speak about my phone. “It’s broken. I stepped on it” I lied.
Now interested he bounced up and down. “What? It wasnt even that old. You're so clumsy Kyu. You should take better care of your stuff” Yeah, that says the right one. Apparently after I endured the torture of watching how Kim Heechul got ed by my very own gym teacher, I discovered that Hyukjae indeed put my phone into my locker. Broken. I hope he felt at least a bit guilty when he must have heard my phone hitting the ground of my locker and the sound of splitted glass. That er.
I sighed, sparing myself a the sharp remark.
“With who do you write so eagerly?”
He held me his phone right into my face so I could have read the display if it werent too close now.
Getting annoyed I just grabbed after it.
“yAnchovy?” What the is that name?
“Jep” He just grinned and I waited for more which never came so I just scrolled over the timeline to read a bit.
It was crap.
...
yAnchovy: If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Fishylovesyou: kkkkkkk That would be bad, it’s not pretty without stars
yAnchovy: But you shine so bright already that maybe we don’t need them
Fishylovesyou: awwww, stop it
yAnchovy: Why? It’s true ^_^
Fishylovesyou: You don't even know me, I dont shine.
yAnchovy: But I can see it from here. Stop to dazzle me. I couldn't see a thing all day :P

I dropped the phone in disgust. I felt like puking. “Are you serious?”
He pouted sadly at my question. God damn that cute face is my death.
“From where do you know that person actually?” and why do you flirt with him/her so openly I added thinking.
He looked at me as if I had asked a difficult question. But well, every question for him was difficult. Okay, that was pretty mean.
“I don't know him” He stated.
“You don't know?”
“Jep, I got a friend request last night so I just added him. He is my first friend, you know. I always wanted a online friend” He pouted probably very wary that I won't like it.
So he started flirting with a complete stranger not knowing if it’s some freaking murder or pedo or what the hell. That’s such a Hae thing to do. I shaked my head.
“You know Hae, people like me are your ‘friends’, you know me, I’m sitting in front of you, we talk face to face while ‘strangers’ are s t r a n g e r s” I really did try to get that into him, who knows what that dummy was up to. I always had the feeling that that little moron will get himself killed one day because of his naive character.
He jumped up and grabbed after his phone. “You don't want me to be happy?”
Did that made any sense? Gosh, even angry that guy was too cute. His nostrils flattered a bit at his harsh breathing.
“Of course I want that? Thats why I said that right now?” I would love to poke his forehead again and again to get at least something into his brain but he really didn't liked that, so I refrained myself.
He stood there and I had the feeling there was steam coming out of his ears.
“I’m going” He stated pissed and went out. My “What’s with dinner?” just hit the closed door of my room. I guess he didn't want then.
Well it wasn't that bad that he was gone because I still had to prepare some things and I eyed my camera with worry. I had pictures to develop.


Here I thought Donghae would avoid me at school but he clung at my side happily like always.
It may be because the teacher had confiscated his phone at the first class we had this morning.
Apparently he didn't stop to text, which wasn't that bad cuz everyone did it but Hae couldn't control his giggles and so stupidly blew up himself.
It really didn't matter to me truthfully. I had a plan to overthink and a thick envelope in my bag.
And then after school I got my chance.
I stood in the long hallway for quite a while now. Most of the other students already left so it was pretty empty. The rumor that Heechul had to stay for detention after class was true.  It was the perfect time, the chance I waited for but I couldn’t help but tremble, I was frightened as .  After another quick peek through one of the little windows each classroom had I took a deep breath and opened the door rushed over to Heechul and slammed the pictures on his desk.
"THIS IS A BLACKMAIL" I shouted.
You could say we both looked surprised.
Awesome Idea Kyuhyun. My plan was to look handsome and cool and this came out of it?
But there was no time to say some ridiculous excuse and get the hell off again then Heechuls gaze dropped. With his usual blank face he went through the pictures one by one and then leaned back and our eyes locked. I needed all my strength to not faint on the spot. Those big eyes were like daggers ready to kill.
"You are a little bastard you know. So what do you want?" he asked cold. Fame, money, friends. Your life. Everything rushed through my head. How to say it without sounding crazy?
Ok. I already sounded crazy.
"So it's "  I heard him say.
"What?"
I couldn’t stop these imagines rushing through my mind. Dim lighting, the smell of gum from the sport mattresses , Heechuls milky long legs that slung around the teachers sides, the heat, his moans, bodies moving together and then the sounds he made when he ca….
"Don’t tell me you get off just by watching?"
"...I.."
I didn’t. NO. God I bet my face was very red and hopefully I wasn’t sweating.
"Look, I can't today night and I'm not in the mood now." he took his phone and started to slide his perfectly manicured finger over the display. The nails were a way too long for a guys and his phone cover was pink. Everything fitted so well. Why no one discovered that he was a gay till now?
Shaking my head, I got out of my shock and realized what was happening now. "NO. Wait. That’s not what I.." but a look from him stopped me. How could a person make you feel so cold and empty all of sudden? But was he serious? He was ok with....sleeping with me?  Not in the mood NOW? So he would be later? Oh god. How would he think I would want that? Ok, he didn’t know why I had these pictures and I suppose it must look very wrong.
He leaned forward, closer to me and his movements were so elegant that they were almost feline. His smell of his aftershave made my head spin.
"Tomorrow. Lunch break must be enough I guess" he eyed me curiously. So he would throw me into a lunch break for a quickie in the toilets or what? I felt so strange. I needed to stop that.
"That is not what I had in mind" I finally managed to say and at that he stood up rounded his desk and leaned back against it. He probably didn’t liked that he had to look up to me that much. I could understand that but I smiled inside because even standing I was taller than him.
"I wondered if you would take me serious and it seems that you did but sadly you didn’t freak out that much. How boring. The point is kiddo you did made some pretty nice shots here and the hell I know why you knew we were going to be there but you can’t even see my pretty face in these pics so why should I do anything you say? And what do you want exactly? Is it just some childish revenge? Maybe you want money?" He sounded sad, hell he looked sad. What did I do? Suddenly I regretted the whole Idea but it was done already, so to hell with it. Should he look sad or angry or what the hell. He deserved even more than this after all.
"The pics with your face are 7, 24, 25, 26 and 33 and for your information I marked them on the backside" I said and couldn't help but grin again. Screw him, he won't make me feel guilty.
He snorted then picked up a few again and went through them to search the numbered ones.
His eyes lit up when he looked at one for a bit longer than held it out to me and grinned.
“Awesome shot. Look at this . It’s exquisite” My eyes scanned the picture but I stopped only briefly on that so called exquisite that belonged to my gym teacher before they were fixed on Heechuls face again because that was the picture I had looked at the most when I had developed the negatives.
It was very sharp despite the bad lightning. His eyes were closed, his hair long messy and wet from sweat. He on 2 of his fingers and saliva was running along them, droplets dripping from his knuckles and onto his chest. That picture was in perfection. If you would be into this kind of thing though. Which I wasn’t. Definitely.
Still, I started to think that the whole plan would backfire on me someday but now it was too late to cancel that mess already.
He looked at me. Big round eyes and..oh god. FOCUS.
“I want the following things. First. You’re going to be my friend. I’m going to sit at your table. I’m coming along to all the parties. In short you are going to make me popular.
Second. You will make sure that no one and especially your monkey friend Hyukjae isn't going to touch me ever again. Or Donghae.
Third. I’m going to use your phone because your ugly ape broke mine” I took a deep breath. I actually managed to say it. I am so awesome. I actually had thought about to just display those pictures on the blackboard of the school but then I started to think about the other possibilities.
Why not use them to get a better life? Parties, girls, being popular once in my life.
A shattering laugh startled me. Heechul laughed and even hold onto his tummy, his body shaking heavily.
“God, Kyuhyun. You are SO RANDOM” he blurred out and spit hit my face. Urgh. Disgusting. I used my sleeve to rub over my cheek while I tried to kill him with my stare. He wasn’t bothered at all though.
After a while he seemed to calm down.
“Kyu baby” What the ? “ I must say I’m a bit disappointed. I thought you were a little more creative than that” Wait. He thought of me? “Of course I’m going to protect our beloved..” Your beloved. “teachers reputation and go with your silly demands BUT…” yes? “ You can forget about the phone thing and I'm not sure about Eunhyuk not touching that cute friend of yours” He smiled happily like he was the winner here. Why the he turned from looking like a beaten puppy to a kid that just got some candy? . No way.
"Wait. You think Donghae is cute?" in no ing hell would I let him get near Hae again. That Hyukjae was enough already.
He laughed "Are you dumb AND blind? Of course he his. But don't worry Kyuoni I won't eat him. He isn't my type you know" he looked at me weirdly and his pink little tongue darted out and moistened his under lip. The wetness made them look even more fruity. I shake my head. Maybe the coffee I drank this morning was already bad. No. This was just stupid. Heechul was dangerous I always knew that it was just another kind of dangerous as I thought. I just had to adjust to it and then it will be ok.
"I will use your phone because it would be logical. We going to hang around each other a lot anyway and don't worry there won't be much calls" I told him.
He giggled "I assumed that already since you don't have any friends but nope not my phone. If you need one so that your mom can call you kyu baby I'll just buy you a new one." I snorted
"What? Afraid that I read the texts you get? You can relax I'm not interested at seeing ugly old men sending you 'thanks for last night, you are worth the money' texts. You can around how you like. I don't care. Hyukjae broke my phone and HE is going to get me a new one. That's it"
"Ow. That hurt" he grinned but got serious again "Hyuk is always broke and currently expelled. He won't buy it."
"That's why I will use yours. Can we please drop that now?" Actually it wouldn't be really comfortable to use his phone and I kinda liked the idea of him buying me a new one but he got so annoyed about it that I couldn't just go back and accept his offer. It would be too much fun. I already thought about spreading his number to random people.
"Fine. Fine. What next then?" he was very unhappy again.
“You going to pick me up at home tomorrow morning, I really dislike going to school by bus” It was unnecessary to tell him that he was going to bring me back home as well right?

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