When the skies and the ground were one legends, through their twelve forces, nurtured the tree of life. An eye of web force created the evil that covered the heart of the tree of life, and the heart slowly grew dry.... *awkward silence* lol joke.

Many many years ago a person called MAMA got hella bored while smoking weed with his friends. MAMA was y, free and single and knew exactly how to bingeul but he was bored 24 / 7 on earth. He wanted to change the planet but then he was like; it, if I can't change the planet, let's create a new one. So he created a new planet and called it "the EXO planet" with two moons that seem alike (one of the moons is useless anyway. it's just for decoration purpose. they were not really alike, just seem alike, if you know what I mean). A new world should soon open up...

And when the planet was finally created only buffalos lived there with MAMA and at nights they rolled down the hills stoned together. That's were the term "Roll Like A Buffalo" comes from - used as in: "leggo; we young y free single y.o.l.o" but one day MAMA got sick of all the rolling and the shaking of the planet everytime they rolled and he was like: no moh shakin laik dat! So the buffalos left the planet one by one hurt by the words of MAMA, but Rolling Like A Buffalo became the planet's most loved sport. Wearing buffalo costumes they rolled down the hills and the person that rolled the fastest and looked most like a buffalo became the champion. but yeah, this is another story...

There was a tree of life in the middle of the planet that puked a new person out after it absorbed them from the earth. Day by day the planet's population raised higher through this puking. One night, a very cold and dark night, it rained like crazy, grey clouds and thunderbolt covered the whole planet, MAMA was smoking outside of his house where he got shoot anonymous. hadleuss. maidleuss... and nobody knew who did it. Did nobody careu about him? Lol nobody cared to be honest because everyone was sick about MAMA's bossy behaviours. So MAMA died but legends say that his ghost is still somewhere sneaking around the EXO planet. If you close your eyes thightly and listen closely at nights when it gets silent, maybe you can hear MAMA's screaming from afar...

Anyway, so we have the EXO planet and many weird but lovely people live there who are called EXOTICS. And Exotics experience a lot of absurd things on their Planet which sometimes make no sense..... well okay, they never make sense. But come with me to the wonderful world of EXOTICS and get to know these retarded people... through an even more retarded author that will tell you the story...