An awkward silence fell when Jiyong turned off the tv. Nobody dared to say a word, even Daesung, the wise man of the group, had nothing meaningful to say. Of course that was the perfect time for maknae to speak.

• Well... I think it does makes sense!- said with a practical tone. Jiyong was shocked. That was why after a moment of incredulity, he had found nothing better to say than:- What?!

• C'mon Ji, think about it!- the leader, dropping the fact that for the countless time the makane has missed the “hyung” part, looked around, looking for help but Daesung seemed interested in what Seungri was saying, and Seunghyun... Seunghyun when he felt the look of the leader on him, he just stood up and went towards the fridge to grab a bowl of ice-cream. When he realized that everyone was staring at him, and not only the leader, he said innocently- I cant't think properly if I don't eat. Just, don't mind me, I'm listening.- and he began to search a spoon around the kitchen.

Seungri cleared his throat and then continued:- firstly: he doesn't like to drink.

• what about it?- asked jiyong, hilarious. If these were the accusations then he had nothing to worry about.

• Drinking is manly- said the maknae with a serious face. Jiyong would have wanted to slap his face.

• Second: he doesn't talk to the girls!

• He's shy!

• Even Daesung is shy but at least he can approach a girl!

• That's right- said Daesung. Jiyong glared at him. Daesung stopped nodding.

• Third: he's a maniac of cleaning.

• Yes,that's right! He always es around like a frustrate housewife for the most little drop in the sink!- exclaimed Seunghyun waving the spoon in the air.

• He's a tidy man!- exclaimed in exchange Jiyong, who was beginning to feel irritated.

• He's a maniac!MANIAC!- repeated Seunghyun, who was always scolded for his messing behaviour.

• Fourth- continued Seungri like nothing happened- he's always shirtless. ALWAYS. And everyone knows that gays are exhibitionist!

• You cannot be serious!

• Me and Daesung-hyung have a nice and well trained body but none of us feels the urge to strip every single time at our concerts.

• Well me too- interrupted Seunghyun.

• Hyung you have nothing to do in this. Everyone knows of your no-exposed-body syndrome- and saying that he went toward Seunghyun and like a good dongsaeng patted his shoulder, not noticing that his Hyung was far from being thankful. He was seriously pissed off.

• And Last but not least- continued the maknae, ignoring the assassins glares of his hyung- he never, NEVER, had a girlfriend in his whole life!

Jiyong stood in silence. That was a point he couldn't reply.

• That makes sense- said Daesung in the end.

• Yeah I think so too- said Seunghyun. Jiyong looked around lifeless. Why was he living with a bunch of idiots?!

• Whoaa!- exclaimed the maknae like he has won a special present.

• That's not something to be happy about!

• Why? I'm okay with him being gay! Actually I think it's quite cool...- said Seungri.

• Cut it out! It's not true! It's only some ty gossip! Youngbae IS NOT gay! Okay? He-is-not- gay!

• Who's not gay?- said an innocent voice behind them.

Seunghyun dropped the spoon and Jiyong nearly fainted when he saw the mohawk man in the kitchen. Youngbae.

Author: this is the first I ever write in a language is not my own! Please have pity. I have a lot of exams to do but this story wanted to get out of my mind! I'll update as soon as possible. Tell me if there are some horrible mistakes!! thank you! Huilen