Other line: oh forget it I already spotted you *hangs up*

Annyeonghaseyo Lee you hinmida * Bows 90 degrees *

Manager: Oh annyeonghaseyo Lee you -shi it’s a pleasure to finally meet you in person.

*suju members whispering*

Sungmin: WoW neomu yeppo

Kibum: Yeah I know

Kyuhyun: Do u think she has a Boyfriend?

Siwon: There is no way such a beautiful girl doesn’t have a boyfriend

All: Right

 

Manager: So have you thought of a plan?

you: Not really I have been thinking ever since you called me

Sungmin: so we came here and we still don’t have a plan

you: *ignoring what Sungmin said* what about we “accidently” meet tomorrow at the mall.

Manager: that’s great at what mall?

you: There’s this mall called ‘Plaza Las Americas’ is where most foreigners specially Asians go to when they come here.

Manager: mmm so tell me the details

you: Ok first tell me how they met

Manager: Well Nathalie and Donghae met at the bathroom...

you: Batharoom?

Manager: yes she was texting and accidently entered the men’s bathroom

you: ooh that’s so like her, how about the others?

Manager: Janet and Leeteuk met at the elevator I really don’t know how to explain this

you: it’s ok by your expression I can tell is something disturbing, so please continue with Coral and Eunhyuk’ meeting.

Manager: Well Eunhyuk and Corals meeting was the most normal one they bumped into each other at the hotel’s lobby

you: I see the what about their confessions and how they started dating?

Manager: well Leeteuk and *phone starts ringing and looks at caller ID* It’s Leeteuk

you: Quickly answer it *manager nods and tells Shindong to tell her everything and leaves to answer the call*

Shindong: So Leeteuk hyung and Jante shi we really don’t know when they started dating all we know is that they once went to a fancy dinner together and that Leeteuk hyung sang a couple of songs for her.

you: I see what about the other 2 couples?

Shindong: this is the complicated …

you: Why complicated?

*Shindong looks at members, you noticed them giving each other eye signals and then nodding at Shindong*

you: Soo?

Shindong: Ok it’s complicated because do you remember when Janet and Leeteuk hyung met?

you: Yes what… O.O wait don’t tell me that…

Shindong: That’s right Eunhae was real and they were making out at the elevator

you: Wow I don’t know if I should be shock our amazed * members look at you as if where crazy*… ok keep the story going this is getting interesting if only I had popcorn

Shindong: Ok so one day Coral and Nathalie went to Disney to play around and coincidentally met Eunhae so they decided to go around together, when they were deciding what to ride first, then Coral said she wanted to ride the roller coaster and Nathalie said no, so Eunhyuk started dragging her to the roller coaster, he grab both of her arms with one hand and covered with the other then Nathalie and bit his hand and stomped on his foot that got Eunhyuk mad so he was going to slap her when Hae stand in the way and took the slap instead the grab Nathalie’s wrist and ran toward the roller coaster without her noticing, Coral was calming Eunhyuk because he started crying because he slap hae and because he wouldn’t shut up she kiss him, after a while they all got closer, then one day Eunhyuk called Coral and told her to meet him at his room that he had to tell her something af….

you: so that’s when he confess to her and didn’t broke up with hae?

Shindong: wow you’re good

you: yeah I know so what about my cousin and hae?

Shindong: Well one day we were all eating together when Coral and Eunhyuk ask to be excuse because they needed to use the bathroom… after a while the food had arrive but they weren’t back yet so Leeteuk hyung and Janet sent Donghae and Nathalie to look for them and they saw them hav…

you: Having a make out session in front of the restrooms?

Shindong: Ne so Donghae grab Nathalie’s’ hand and drag her outside, when they got outside he started crying, and Nathalie gave him a back hug to comfort him but since people where starting to stare she pulled him somewhere with less people and after a while out of nowhere he started laughing like a manic so she asked him what was wrong and he said that now he didn’t have to worry about hurting Eunhyuk, when she asked him what he meant by that he said what I mean is this and he suddenly kissed her, she tried and tried to push him away but he was too strong for her so she had no option but to give up and she also liked him so she couldn’t resist any longer but after parting he told her to  pretend nothing happened when she asked him why he said because this is crazy and he don’t like her, so she got mad, frustrated and heartbroken and told him then why did u kiss me u freaking jerk pabo Fish I hate u and I hope u fall to the deepest of hell, and ran away.

you: Ok so what happened next?

Shindong: can someone else continue I’m thirsty

Sungmin: so Nathalie got kidnap by her uncle we all went to where she was with ice cream and fries and after we all had dinner Leeteuk hyung, Janet and our manager talked we the four of them and found out everything and Eunhyuk and Coral apologize to Hae and Hae told them: Anyo you guys don’t have to apologize it’s ok like Nathalie said earlier I’m happy since I don’t have to hurt monkey, Coral take good care of him and I should be the one to apologize to Nathalie I’m sorry I didn’t mean to say what I said earlier I really like you a lot more than anything in this world it’s just that if you’re with me I won’t be able to spend time with you or protect you. jeongmal jeongmal jeongmal mianhae nal yongseohagilo hago & nae yeoja chingugadoeeo jullae? (I’m really really really sorry would you forgive me and be my girlfriend?) and Nathalie told him: Of course I forgive you oppa and u don’t have to worry about not having time to spend with me I understand that you’re a very busy person and about protecting me I’m a really strong person and I have Janet, Coral unnie and all my other unnies back home to protect me and that’s how they all met and started dating so what’s the plan

you: Ok this is what we’ll do… so you all understand the plan right

All: Ne

you: Arrasso I have to go to get the plan started, you should all get some rest today pai pai