A not-so-long time ago, in a galaxy not-quite-far away, there was a boy named Wu Yi Fan who didn't appreciate being gawked at by a certain bug-eyed rapper, goddamnit.

To be continued.

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A/N: Inspired by this and this. B)

This fic is set during the times EXO-K and EXO-M share a dorm together.

Also, please be aware that chapters are updated immediately after I finish writing, so this story will be prone to many, many edits. If you catch any mistakes, don't hesitate to tell me! ^^"

The rating for this fic is T just to be safe. It's not super ultra mega hardcore a or anything, so don't worry.

PS: the chapters are divided through how my writing process works, but if you think the parts should be sectioned out in a different way (add this here, move this there, etc), then I'd love to hear what you think.

Disclaimer: this is 100% Made in China pure fiction.