Donghae : I asked my mom to check to see if I was running a fever. She did, and said « No, but would a cookie make you feel better? » Wtf ? I'm not 5 !

Eunhyuk : Did you take one ?

Donghae : Took four of them, .

Eunhyuk : LMAO I knew it XD

 

Mom : Where're you ?

Jessica : I'm at tiff's, why ?

Mom : K, love you ! Oh & I found your test this morning. Congrats ! I'm so proud !

Jessica : What ? You're not mad I'm pregnant ???

Mom : YOU'RE WHAT ?! HOME NOW ! I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR BIOLOGY TEST !

 

Sungmin : Hey, I just got to the theater. Where are you ?

Kyuhyun : Don't you see me ? I'm standing right across from you.

Sungmin : No, I don't o_ô

Kyuhyun : I'm so ninja.

Kyuhyun : Jk, I just walked through the doors.

 

Leeteuk : I love you ♥

Yesung : It's four am. Shut the up.

 

Taeyeon : I think we need to talk... 

Luna : About what ?

Taeyeon : I think I'm pregnant...

Luna : We're both girls, you CHEATING  !

Taeyeon : Sorry... 

 

Jessica : Hey Donghae 

Donghae : What do you want ? I broke up with you months ago. Unless you wanna do some... things ;)

Jessica : Oooh, what kind of things ? ;)

Donghae : Illegal things ;)

Jessica : What do you wanna do, exactly ? ;)

Donghae : Kill you.

 

Yesung : I finally figured out what you remind me of 

Leeteuk : What would that be ?

Yesung : My pinky toe.

Leeteuk : Why that ? -.-

Yesung : I always end up banging you everywhere :D

Leeteuk : I'm alone. You have ten minutes.

Yesung : I'm already on my way, babe ;)

 

Siwon : You know that bread always land of the butter side down, and cats always land on their feet ? If I taped a bread on the back of a cat, and throwed it in the air...

Heechul : Yes ?

Siwon : Would it spin forever ?

Heechul : Oh Shisus, I love you :'D

 

Kyuhyun : I don't get it. How can someone be happy and angry at the same time ?

Donghae : It's not complicated.

Kyuhyun : -.- Fine. Tell me something that will make me happy and angry.

Donghae : You know that I really like patient persons ?

Kyuhyun : Of course.

Donghae : You're more patient than Eunhyuk when it comes to .

Kyuhyun : … I hate you.

 

Eunhyuk : Random question : what would you do if I were a unicorn ?

Yesung : I'd ride you :D

Eunhyuk : Wow... Wasn't expecting that.

Yesung : What else could I've say ?

Eunhyuk : That my horn was magical and that it could cure diseases... ?

Yesung : You’re really innocent, ain’t you ?

 

Heechul : Ha. So you're single ?

Luna : Yeah, I'm single as a .

Luna : Wait, I can't be single as , cause that takes two... Otherwise it's matsurbation.

Luna : I'm single as ion.

Heechul : That's it. You never fail to amaze me.

 

Ryeowook : Hyuk !! Did you know you can turn off auto-correct ?

Eunhyuk : Ha, yeah ! Why, did you just find out ?

Ryeowook : YEAH ! I'm so ducking happy right now !

Eunhyuk : … You couldn't figure out how to turn it off, huh ?

Ryeowook : … Maybe I meant ducking...

Eunhyuk : But you didn't, did you ?

 

Heechul : Did it hurt ?

Siwon : Did what hurt ?

Heechul : When you fell from Heaven ;D

Siwon : It depends... Do you think it'll burn ?

Heechul : When ?

Siwon : When you'll go to Hell.

 

Sungmin : Did you eat my last cookie ?

Yesung : No. Me and Donghae were walking down a road, when this beam of light came down and all these unicorns karate chopped out of the bushes and abducted him and farted rainbows out of their bums and I found a leprechaun and I tried to pet it, but it bit me... So I chuck norissed its and ran away but remembered that the unicorns still had Donghae so I ran back and then I found a cookie on the ground... And I ate it.

Sungmin : you.

 

Kyuhyun : Gotta go take a shower, babe. Ttyl ♥

Donghae : Are you trying to make me think of you  ?

Kyuhyun : No... Are you ?

Donghae : Yes… I am.

 

Yesung : Good morning, love ♥

Yesung : Wake up 

Yesung : Babyyyyy, waaaaake uuuuup 

Yesung : Leeteuk, I swear to Shisus if you don't answer right now, we're not having for a month.

Leeteuk : I'm awake.

 

Luna : Sunny, what's your biggest fantasy ?

Sunny : To be kissed in the rain  what about you ?

Luna : To be the one you're kissing in the rain ♥

Sunny : *blush*

 

Leeteuk : Hey~ When's our math quiz, again ?

Donghae : Rebecca Black.

Leeteuk : The hell ?

Leeteuk : Oh... I sea what you did there :D

Donghae : Please, anything but NOT your lame word plays.

 

Sungmin : We watched Spongebob today in class -.-

Heechul : That's awesome ! Wanna know something about Spongebob ?

Sungmin : Sure 

Heechul : Spongebob = sponge = super absorbant = lives in Bikini Bottom.

Sungmin : Yeah, so ?

Heechul : Spongebob is a tampon.

 

Ryeowook : Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street ? 

Luna : Wait until 11:11, close your eyes, spin around five times, hit the piñata, and when all the candy comes pouring out, run straight through it.

Once you're through, you'll meet a llama named Bob. Give Bob 2000 wons and an apple and he'll let you ride on his back. He'll take you to Narnia, where you will find ten wons on the ground.

Use this money to get on the Hogwarts Express, where you will meet up with Ke$ha in compartiment three. She will give you a map, which shall lead you on a year long journey through the Bulgarian countryside, and once you're completely lost, you will stumble upon Sesame Street.

Good luck.

Ryeowook : That's some creative answer...

 

Yesung : Why do our conversations always have movie references ?

Donghae : You want the truth ?

Yesung : Yeah.

Donghae : YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH !

Yesung : ROFL.

 

Donghae : Can I confess something ?

Kyuhyun : Sure, go ahead.

Donghae : Your smile is the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

Kyuhyun : Can I confess as well ?

Donghae : Sure.

Kyuhyun : This smile only exists when I'm with you.

 

Sunny : I think I’m in love.

Siwon : Really ? Great for you  Who is the lucky guy ?

Sunny : … Luna.

Siwon : WHY ? I wanted to date her, and now that I want to date you, you’re in love with her ! What’s wrong with me and girls ? D:

Sunny : If it doesn’t work with girls, you should try boys x)

Siwon : … I think Heechul’s gonna be happy.

Sunny : I was worried, but now you made my day x) I’m in love~

 

Yesung : I never realized this, but when I lie on my stomach in my boxers, I can make my dance. It's pretty hilarious.

Kyuhyun : I bet my can dance better than yours.

Yesung : I bet it can't.

Kyuhyun : Challenge accepted.

 

Ryeowook : Hey man  can we have a party on your later ?

Heechul : I thought you would never ask ;)

Ryeowook : *Dock ! Damnit, auto-correct -.-

Heechul : … A party sounds fun.

Ryeowook : Chullie... do we need to talk about some things ?

 

Eunhyuk : There was a question on my mind all day... :/

Donghae : Tell me 

Eunhyuk : I don't think you can help me with this, honey.

Donghae : Why the heck do you even call me 'honey' ? -.- Anywayz, I'll give you an honest answer, so ask.

Eunhyuk : How do mermaids make love ?

Donghae : …

Eunhyuk : WHAT ? You should at least know this, you fishface !

Donghae : Jump off of a cliff and die. Please.

 

Heechul : Gotta go now.

Siwon : Yeah, me too. My ball hair isn't going to shave itself, you know.

Heechul : HAHAHA auto-correct's a .

Siwon : HAHAHA I wasn't kidding.

Heechul : Oh Shisus o_o

 

Leeteuk : I'm leaving for the movie now~ Are you almost there ?

Yesung : Yeah, I'm just puking up Minnie and I'll be there in ten minutes.

Leeteuk : … You ate Sungmin ?

Yesung : I meant PICKING up Sungmin.

Leeteuk : Are you going to eat me too ? :B

Yesung : Screw you -.-

Leeteuk : Well, I wish you did, though...

Yesung : … I called Sungmin to cancel the movie. Find me at the hotel nearby the theater.

Leeteuk : Oh yes~

 

Luna : Mom can you get me some tampons ? I ran out.

Sunny : Lu' ?

Luna : ... Sorry.

Sunny : Haha, love you ♥ Guess I know what we're not doing this weekend x)

Luna : Shut up -.-

 

Kyuhyun : Hey ! In a exceed of sweetness, my mom bought me new clothes :D

Donghae : Are they easy to take off ?

Kyuhyun : ...Yeah, why ?

Kyuhyun : Oh, I know what you're thinking about ;)

Donghae : I love your mom *thumb's up*

 

Sungmin : Heya  Since I'm sleeping at yours tonight, what's for dinner ? :D

Ryeowook : I'm gonna hunt you down and slice your throat, then drink your blood while I rip your legs off and cook them over an open fire. Then I'll be watching you squirm and trying to stay awake...

Sungmin : WHAT THE , WOOKIE ?!

Ryeowook : Sorry, auto-correct... I meant : Steak and mashed potatoes  I love you :D

Sungmin : I think I'm off to Heechul's tonight...

 

Eunhyuk : So, who's going tonight ?

Siwon : People.

Eunhyuk : Really ? I thought unicorns were going.

Siwon : Nope. They had another party to go to.

Eunhyuk : Damn unicorns. They think they are so popular. The only reason why they were invited is because they are so .

Siwon : I know what you mean.

 

Sunny : Mom, can I buy myself a bikini ? 

Mom : Sure, go on.

Sunny : For some reason, I'm surprised you're not screaming 'Blasphemy !'.

Mom : It's not like you had much to cover anyway.

Sunny : I hate you -.-

 

Jessica : Why did u try to kiss me at prom ?

Heechul : … I was kinda a little drunk. Did I do anything else ?

Jessica : You called me an obese penguin 

Heechul : That actually sounds like me.

 

Leeteuk : What do frogs do when they're depressed ?

Donghae : I don't know.

Leeteuk : They kermit suicice.

Donghae : I see what you did there, Teukkie. Don't try to hide... CUZ HE'S CLIMBIN' YO' WINDOWS !

Leeteuk : SNATCHIN' YO' PEOPLE UP !

Donghae : You passed the test to « Am I worth Yesung or not ? ». Congratulations.

Leeteuk : … But it's been seven months since we're together... ?

Donghae : So what ? :D

 

Yesung : Hey, look outside your window :D

Kyuhyun : Ok... Now what ?

Yesung : Can you see me ?

Kyuhyun : No...

Yesung : OMG, THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK WORKS :D

Kyuhyun : If you try looking inside, you won't see me. BECAUSE I AM A FREAKIN' NINJA.