There is absolutely no order for the conversations (just sayin')
You've been smartphOWNEDDonghae : Baby, do you love me ?
Kyuhyun : Of course I do. Why ?
Donghae : I kinda broke your Xbox…
Kyuhyun : OFF, . NOW.
Kyuhyun : I am a ninja.
Donghae : No, you’re not.
Kyuhyun : Did you see what I just did ?
Donghae : Did what ?
Kyuhyun : Exactly.
Jessica : I like you Do you like me ?
Donghae : No.
Jessica :
Donghae : You never asked if I loved you.
Jessica : Do you love me ?
Donghae : No.
Yesung : I'm hungary.
Donghae : Maybe you should czech the fridge.
Yesung : I'm russian to the kitchen !
Donghae : Is there any turkey ?
Yesung : We have some, but it's covered with a layer of greece.
Donghae : Eew, there is norway you can eat that.
Yesung : That's why we’re best friends.
Donghae : Damn right.
Yesung : Donghae, I really want to ask Leeteuk out, but I’m pretty sure he’s still dating Sora... So he’s het. What can I do ?
Leeteuk : Ask him. They broke up, like, two weeks ago.
Yesung : That’s not what you said yesterday…
Leeteuk: I’m telling you he’ll say yes.
Yesung : How can you be so sure ?
Leeteuk : Check who you’re texting
Yesung : …
Yesung : … Awkward...
Leeteuk : Want to go out with me ?
Yesung : Yes.
Ryeowook : Hey, what are you doing ?
Yesung : I’m ear-ing with my family -.-
Ryeowook : You’re WHAT ? o_o
Yesung : EATING ! I meant eating ! The auto-correction, you know.
Ryeowook : I’m curious why is « ear-ing » in your vocabulary, though…
Yesung : …You don’t want to know.
Kyuhyun : Hello, beauty-queen.
Luna : Wait a second, I’m fixing my .
Kyuhyun : So it was true ! I always knew you had one !
Luna : No, I’m fixing my !
Luna : !
Luna : My CLOCK ! Aaah, ing autocorrect !
Kyuhyun : Can I say something ?
Luna : What ?
Kyuhyun : LOL
Ryeowook : Have you ever seen that clown at the market that hide from gay people ?
Donghae : …Well tried, Ryeo, but I AM gay -.-
Ryeowook : … Right. I forgot.
Kyuhyun : Babe, you light up my world like no one else, and I don't know what I'd do without you.
Donghae : Buy a lightbulb ?
Kyuhyun : …
Kyuhyun : HEY ! I need to tell you something really important ! You have to promise never to tell anybody !
Donghae : Ugh ! I promise. Wtf is it ?
Kyuhyun : I'm y and I know it~
Donghae : ...You woke me up at 3:am to tell me this ?
Kyuhyun : Yes, I did.
Donghae : SCREW YOU.
Leeteuk : So, I heard you like bad boys.
Yesung : Yeah...
Leeteuk : Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I was on a site, and had to read and accept the conditions to be registered... But I accepted without even reading it ! WHAT NOW !!
Yesung : IS THAT EVEN LEGAL ?
Leeteuk : Idk, I just like living dangerously.
Yesung : Marry me.
Donghae : I love you most.
Kyuhyun : No, I love you most, and here's a little poem to prove it...
Charmanders are red. Squirtles are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, we'd make the perfect team. I'll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash, and I'll love you more than a Level 80 Rapidash. You're more legendary than a Zapados, Entei or Mew. But out of all 450, I choose you.
Donghae : … Which day for the wedding ?
Ryeowook : Guess what ! I was drinking this soda, ans it's exploded in my face ! Lol
Kyuhyun : Wtf ? Check that...
Ryeowook : Oh dammit ! I meant fizz ! Fizz ! Screw this auto-cucumber.
Ryeowook : I meant auto-cucumber.
Ryeowook : Auto-cucumber
Ryeowook : God donut !
Kyuhyun : LOL
Donghae : YESUNG !
Yesung : Yeaaah ?
Donghae : You know what would be awesome to do on boring days ?
Yesung : What, what ? Tell meee !
Donghae : Ok, so we should go to Ikea and then we hide in those closet thingies, and when someone walks by... We walk out and shout « I'M BACK FROM NARNIA ! »
Yesung : This is why we're best friends.
Eunhyuk : My face is all swollen now
Sungmin : Hahahahaha
Eunhyuk : Not funny ! It hurts to talk, and when I smile I look like a chipmunk. People are staring
Sungmin : AND WHEN YOU SMILEEEEE, THE WORLD STOPS, AND STARES FOR AWHILEEE
Eunhyuk : …
Sungmin : Sorry.
Eunhyuk : Dude ?
Kyuhyun : YOU SON OF A IM PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS 1 PIG LEFT THEN YOUR ING TEXT POPPED UP THAT GOT MY BIRD FLYING TO DIRECTIONS. YOU.
Eunhyuk : Sorry, man
Kyuhyun : YOU ING DID THAT AGAIN. IM GOING TO ING KILL YOU.
Donghae : Do u want to bang tonight, say at 6 ?
Kyuhyun : What ?!
Donghae : HANG!! I MEANT HANG !!! Damn u auto-correct.
Kyuhyun : So no banging ? Just hanging ?
Donghae : Oh we can bang and hang... We can hang while we bang for all I care.
Kyuhyun : Be there at 6, then.
Sungmin : , you're so ty you've had more fingers in you than a bowling ball !
Jessica : WHAT ?
Sungmin : Sorry, my cat walked across my phone.
Jessica : Oh, okay then
Sungmin : Can I tell you a secret ?
Jessica : Of course ! What is it ?
Sungmin : I don’t have a cat.
Leeteuk : Omg ! Guess what ?
Yesung : What ?
Leeteuk : IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY !
Yesung : Teukkie, it's 2 in the morning.
Leeteuk : C'mon, you know you wanna sing it.
Yesung : Get the hell to bed (… gotta get down on friday...)
Heechul : Hello, babe. Yesterday was quite amazing ;)
Kyuhyun : What are u talkin about ?
Heechul : Don't play dumb, Ara, you know you liked it ;)
Kyuhyun : Ara ? LIKE ARA MY SISTER ?
Heechul : … Oops.
Kyuhyun : KIM ING HEECHUL, YOU ARE SO GROUNDED.
Eunhyuk : NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA MILK !
Eunhyuk : *Batman lol fail
Donghae : HAHAHA i'm dying
Eunhyuk : Don't worry, milk will save you.
Sungmin : Hey.
Sungmin : Wake up !
Sungmin : Get your up you damn bastard !
Sungmin : … ONE OF YOUR KITTIES GOT RAN OVER !
Heechul : ! Where ?
Sungmin : I knew you were up -.-
Eunhyuk : Dude...
Donghae : What ?
Eunhyuk : I'm sorry bro...
Donghae : Wtf did you do, ?
Eunhyuk : I drowned your fish.
Heechul : Ah, guess what ?!
Yesung : AN ALIEN CAME DOWN AND ABDUCTED A FAMILY OF DUCKS AND DID SOME VOODOO ON THEM AND BEAMED THEM BACK DOWN AS YELLOW ELEPHANT FAIRIES IN PINK TUTUS ?
Heechul : I am worried about your health.
Yesung : … So, is that a no ?
Heechul : Unfortunately...
Yesung : Well, your news just got significantly less exciting.
Yesung : DUUUDE ! Did you see that pic of Sungmin of fb ? Lololol
Donghae : YES ! Lshmsfoaidmt !!!
Yesung : Wtf does that mean ? o_o
Donghae : Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco.
Yesung : Wow. That's why we are best friends
Donghae : YES
Heechul : Hey ! Do you think you can come over today ?
Donghae : No, sorry. I'm going to bang with Kyuhyun, you can join if you want, though
Heechul : You, me, and Kyuhyun ? That'd be an awesome ;)
Donghae : I meant *HANG Lolol
Donghae : Wait, WHAT ? o_o
Heechul : Oh, look at the time ! I gotta go !
Luna : Wassup, hot mess ?
Kyuhyun : My ex just sent me a picture of her and her new boyfriend having .
Luna : What did you do ?
Kyuhyun : Sent it to her dad.
Luna : This is why we are friends.
Jessica : You're a ...
Luna : I'm not the who fell from the top of the tree and banged every dude on the way down ^.^
Jessica : you
Luna : Trust me, I'd like to.
Heechul : Hey ! Let 's do something tonight ;)
Sungmin : Sure... What do you have in mind ?
Heechul : Well... It involves you going down ;D
Sungmin : So... Are we playing battleship ?
Heechul : HELL YEAH !! :D
Ryeowook : Hey, sorry, who is this ? Someone changed all my contacts.
Batman : Who does it say I am ?
Ryeowook : Batman. So who are you ?
Batman : DANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN !
Ryeowook : This is Eunhyuk, isn't it.
Batman : -_- !
Yesung : You know what I want ?
Leeteuk : No, what ?
Yesung : You.
Leeteuk : Aaaw. You know what I want ?
Yesung : What ?
Leeteuk : Some ice cream.
Sungmin : Roses are red...
Sungmin : Violets are blue...
Sungmin : Stay away from my boyfriend before I kill you.
Luna : … I'm lesbian.
Sungmin : Touché.
Leeteuk : What did one ocean say to the other ?
Kyuhyun : I don't know.
Leeteuk : Nothing, they just waved.
Leeteuk : Do you sea what I did there ?
Kyuhyun : NO ! STOP. YOU ARE ANNOYING.
Leeteuk : I am shore you sea what I do. Water you saying ? Shell I stop ? Don't be such a beach. I won't sand messages anymore, or at least ones so Pacific. Whale, bye.
Kyuhyun : Omg... I have to tell you something that means a lot to me.
Luna : What is it, bb ?
Kyuhyun : You PROMISE you won't EVER say it to ANYBODY ? This is like my deepest secret, and I'm only telling you 'cause I trust you.
Luna : Thank you, sweetie ! Promise I won't ever tell.
Kyuhyun : … I'm a ninja.
Kyuhyun : Luna ?
Mom : Remember, daughter, « you are what you eat ».
Luna : So... Hmm... I'm a .
Mom : I'll just pretend I didn't read that.
Kyuhyun : Hey my Love, it's been 3 years since we're together ! That's really long ! What should we do ? ;)
Donghae : Something really fun ;)
Kyuhyun : That involves us under the sheets... ;)
Donghae : WITH GLOWSTICK !
Kyuhyun : TRADING POKEMON TOYS !!
Donghae : I ing love you.
Kyuhyun : So do I.
Tiffany : Why did you sent that picture to my father ?
Kyuhyun : To let him know that you're a .
Tiffany : But he soooo grounded me ! I can't go out at all ! Why would you do that ?
Kyuhyun : Because you ARE a . Bye , I have a boyfriend to bang :D
Siwon : Hey, wanna go out ?
Luna : I'm lesbian.
Siwon : I used to play with the Titans, but now I'm with the Devils.
Luna : So what ?
Siwon : I'm just reminding you that you can change teams.
Leeteuk : Dad, I'm gay.
Dad : And I had with your mother.
Leeteuk : … What ?
Dad : Oh, sorry, I thought we were saying things that were incredibly obvious.
Donghae : Heyah, smexy, wanna put you Basilisk into my Chamber of Secrets ?
Yesung : You know Platform 9 and ¾ ? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
Donghae : I can be your house elf, I'll do anything you want, and I don't need clothes.
Yesung : Did you say « Wingardium Leviosa » ? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Donghae : No wonder we're best friends.
Ryeowook : Hey, who is this ? Sungmin took my phone and changed all the contact names.
Voldemort : Really ? What did he change mine to ?
Ryeowook : Voldemort. So, who are you ?
Voldemort : I am Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Therefore, I cannot tell you my true identity.
Ryeowook : You're nerdier than usual, Teukkie.
Voldemort : Hell yeah :D
Siwon : Kid, this is God. Why aren't you in the church ?
Sungmin : Why should I be ? I'm in class.
Siwon : You are texting while in class ? You'll be punished.
Sungmin : You are texting while in the church. PAY ATTENTION.
Siwon : Touché.
Heechul : If you came over here and presented yourself to me, I would full out have with you.
Donghae : Um... What ?
Heechul : I meant « Hey »
Heechul : Auto-correct, ya know ?
Ryeowook : Who are you ? Someone changed the names on my phone :/
Chosen One : What did they change it to ?
Ryeowook : Chosen One.
Ryeowook : Doesn't matter, who are you ?
Chosen One : I am the Chosen One.
Ryeowook : This is getting on my nerves. I'm going to kill Sungmin.
Chosen One : Love is the only thing that can save one's heart.
Ryeowook : .
Eunhyuk : Hey, wassup ? :D
Luna: Just had some good old fishdicks for dinner :D
Eunhyuk : Uhh...
Luna : OMFG FISHDICKS !
Luna : FISH !
Luna : WE HAD SOME MOTHERING FISH STICKS !!
Eunhyuk : You never fail to make my days :')
Yesung : What has two legs and holds a huge monster ? My trousers.
Leeteuk : What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk ? My zipper.
Yesung : Touché... Wanna bang ?
Leeteuk : Hahaha, gotta hate auto-correct. You meant hang ?
Yesung : No, I meant bang.
Leeteuk : YES!
Yesung : OMG OMG OMG YOU-KNOW-WHO ASKED ME OUT !!! :D
Donghae : You said no, right ?
Yesung : Why would I say no ? o_o
Donghae : Lord Voldemort is the ugliest guy I've ever seen in my life.
Yesung : … Why do all our conversatins include a Harry Potter reference ?
Donghae : Oh, c'mon. You set yourself up for that one.
Ryeowook : Hey, who is this ? Sungmin changed all the names on my phone.
Red Neck : What's mine ?
Ryeowook : Red Neck.
Red Neck : I only slept on a gas station once ! ONCE !
Ryeowook : Oh, hey Luna.
Taeyeon : I put some skittles in my . Wanna taste the rainbow ?
Luna : My house. Now.
Heechul : YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME
Kyuhyun : I KNOW YOU CARE
Heechul : JUST SHOUT WHENEVER
Kyuhyun : AND I'LL BE THERE
Heechul : Dude. Don't ever speak of this.
Kyuhyun : Agreed.
Sungmin : The kitchen is where woman belong.
Taeyeon : Do you know why woman live longer than men ?
Sungmin : No, why ?
Taeyeon : Because the kitchen is where the knives are...
Sungmin : .
Taeyeon : Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Dad : Kyuhyun, I'm coming up to your room now, so if there's anything you need to hide...
Kyuhyun : DAD ! NO ! DON'T COME UP I'M HAVING !
Dad : Well, I'm proud son, finally found a girl ! Tel her to hide in the closet and I'll be out quick ;)
Kyuhyun : Fine, I'll tell DONGHAE to wrap it up...
Dad : Donghae ?! As in Donghae your friend ?!
Kyuhyun : … Don't expect grand children, dad.
Tiffany : Jess... I have a question... I really like this guy but I don't think he even knows I exist... What am I supposed to do ?
Eunhyuk : Who's the guy ?
Tiffany : Eunhyuk he's so cute and funny and muscular...
Eunhyuk : Oh, he notices you.
Tiffany : How do you know ? Did he tell you or something ?
Eunhyuk : No ! You're texting him ! And I notice you because you NEVER SHUT UP !
Luna : Dad, can I borrow your condoms ? I really need it for tonight because I'm taking this amazing girl on a date...
Luna : condoms*
Luna : ... condoms* ugh, ing auto-correct
Luna : Damnit !! CAR* phone !
Dad : Still need the condoms ?
Luna : DAD !!!
Kyuhyun : Hey.
Yesung : Hi
Kyuhyun : I was you falling in PE today :D
Yesung : Wrong. I was attacking the floor.
Kyuhyun : Backwards ?
Yesung : Don't be jealous that I'm a better ninja than you.
Ryeowook : Hey, this might be awkward, but Sungmin changed all the names in my phone. So, who're you ?
Fake : What's my name.
Ryeowook : Fake.
Fake : !! FOR THE LAST TIME, MY S ARE NATURAL !
Ryeowook : Oh, hey Tiffany.
Donghae : DUDE ! I just polished the floors ! Do you know what it means ?
Yesung : No... What ?
Donghae : THE ENTIRE FLOOR IS A SLIP AND SLIDE ! 8D
Yesung : BE THERE IN 5 8D
Heechul : Hey, 'ssup ?
Kyuhyun : Nmjcimbwkuwtk.
Heechul : Hmm... Nothing much just chilling in my basement watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians ?
Kyuhyun : … Psychic...
Heechul : I know. Now you're telling your mom about it.
Kyuhyun : Now you're a stalker...
Yesung : I want to be in your right now
Leeteuk : What... ?
Yesung : Oops ! Auto-correct, I meant in your !
Yesung : *ARMS !
Leeteuk : You want to be in my , huh ? ;)
Yesung : ...Well. Maybe.
Taeyeon : Hey baby, wanna bang tonight ?
Taeyeon : *hang
Luna : I'll bang ^.^
Taeyeon : I'll bring the chantilly and handcuffs.
Luna : Window's open.
Donghae : Hey, gotta take a shower. Do you wind watching ?
Kyuhyun : No, I don't mind watching
Donghae : OMG I meant *waiting !
Kyuhyun : Can I still watch ?
Donghae : You can even join me.
Kyuhyun : Be there in 5.
Siwon : Hey Hyuk, wanna read a poem ?
Eunhyuk : Sure.
Siwon : Roses are red, violets are blue.
Eunhyuk : No joke -.-
Siwon : God made me beautiful. What the hell happened to you ?
Eunhyuk : Lucifer made me lustfully y, I'm a freaking dancing machine, and my body may be scrawny, but at least I don't need to do all of your gym to have muscles. How 'bout that ?
Siwon : Screw God.
Leeteuk : Level 98 night elf *thumb up*
Ryeowook : Wow. Gamer.
Leeteuk : Yeah, I just got hard.
Ryeowook : … Wut ?
Leeteuk : *go ! I meant go ! I go hard when it comes to gaming -.-
Ryeowook : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
Weeeell, I'll probably update when I'll got another 9 Word pages of these. Until then~
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